Gaia Online: Horny Asians of the Wold Unite!

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After posting a few (unsolicited) message advertising the greatness of our website, here is the reply that Future Twits received from "Gaia Online".

Your topic named: Which of these anime girls is the cutest? This topic had been removed from the Anime/Manga/Comics forum. Additional notes: Hello, This is an official warning from Gaia Online for Spamming off-site advertisments. Posting and/or distributing referral links in order to solicit users to either click on or sign-up for other sites is not permitted. Please note that continued conduct of this nature will result in future warnings, and multiple warnings will lead to your account being banned from Gaia. In order to prevent more warnings, it would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with our Terms of Service and Rules & Guidelines pages before proceeding. Sincerely, Amarillo Sky Site Moderator

So, they want a war, eh?

Here are a few reasons to subscribe to Future Twits instead of Gaia.

1. Gaia is an online message board for horny Asians, fat girls, and guys looking at "soft core" when their wives are asleep. Future Twits has a much more sophisticated crowd (mostly of porn seekers that look at pictures Carrie Prejean and Miley Cyrus).

2. The majority of "visitors" to Gaia are spammers, trollers, or 10 year olds. The majority of visitors to the Future Twit website are Pakistani.

3. Future Twits has more hot girls (or, more pictures of hot girls pirated from other websites).

4. If you visit Future Twits, I will make money, which I can then use to DESTROY Gaia.

5. Gaia online has vowed to blow up the ocean (internet rumor).

6. We here at Future Twit have car payments to make, unlike the horny Asians on Gaia who don't own cars.

7. It's what Jesus would do (I asked him myself last night over dinner).


For the horny Asian, pictures of girls in a string bikini.


For the non-horny Asians, a picture of an invisible girl in a string bikini.

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