Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Five Funny Reasons to Register Your Own Internet Site

Have you ever thought about registering your own .com site? Well ... think no more!

Here are the best five reasons I could come up with (in the approximately five minutes of my life that I devoted to trying) for registering your own domain name today.

1. It's cheap ... just like your ex-girlfriend ;-)

As a matter of fact, you can start for as little as 1.99$

Register .Com domains for 1.99$ only.

2. You can get the first three months free, just like me and your mom ;-)

Save 50% off yahoo web hosting for first 3 months

3. You can web host, just like your ... ran out of jokes :-(

Save 25% on your first 3-months of Yahoo! Web Hosting services!

4. It is good if you want to sell your soul:

Save 35% on Yahoo merchant solutions

5. All the girls in your hood will like you better:

Get 1 month free of Local Visibility Pro when paid Quarterly

So, there you have it. This is especially true if you have a small business and you want some Yahoo small business promo codes. After all, everyone can use Yahoo small business coupons, even if they don't have a business. You have friends, don't you? They have friends, don't they? All of them would like Yahoo small business coupon codes. Leave your thoughts below.

Monday, October 29, 2012

The Guide To Trading Candy -- Halloween

The Guide To Trading Candy -- Halloween

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Colbert Offers Trump 1 Million Dollars for Trump to Teabag

Yeah, the title of the post is acurate -- comedian Stephen Colbert has offered rich ass Donald Trump 1 million dollars for Trump to suck his balls. This is in response to Trump offering President Obama 5 million dollars if Obama would have greater transparency in his administration.

Here is the Colbert video:

Here is the original Trump video:

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Joss Whedon Says Romney Will Start "Zombie Apocalypse"

The zombie apocalypse is coming if Mitt Romney gets elected ... at least according to director Joss Whedon. If you care about the zombie apocalypse getting started in your lifetime, you should vote for Mitt Romney.

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Kittens Making Emoticons

Kittens and emoticons -- so cute!

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Sunday, October 28, 2012

Halloween Kitty Pumpkin Surprise

Did you want to see a kitty popping out of a pumpkin? Want to see it again?

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Friday, October 26, 2012

Creepy Letter from Next Door Neighbor

Do you hate it when a neighbor creeps out to you while you're having sex? Well, then, shut the f*ck up!!!

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Scouts: What I really do

I am not sure that it's the best time for it, especially with all of the controversy lately over the Boy Scouts, but here is one of the classic six-picture memes of the scouts and what they really do.

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And the Award for Halloween Party Gatecrasher Goes To ...

... this guy -- for making a costume and crashing as many Halloween parties as he can.

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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Joe Biden -- Crying Baby Meme

Since I've uploaded a couple of memes ribbing Romney, I thought that I would upload one making fun of Biden on the democrat side.

Honestly, I don't care who wins the election anymore. Both of the candidates kind of suck. So, these two are the best that American could come up with? Sad.

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Friday, October 19, 2012

Oompa Loompa Facebook Girl

What do you get when you tan and starve yourself too much? An Oompa Loompa song in your honor.

Click to enlarge to read the song lyrics:

Oompa Loompa Facebook Girl

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Drunk Mickey Mouse at the Wedding

Drunk Mickey Mouse at the Wedding

We all know that Mickey also used to be a Boy Scout leader.

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Romney Meme: He is also unemployed

Romney Meme: He is also unemployed

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Puppy Dog: Riding skateboard with a cigar and a martini

Puppy Dog: Riding skateboard with a cigar and a martini

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Lesser Known Quotes from George Washington

April 30: George Washington becomes the first ...
April 30: George Washington becomes the first President of the United States (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Here is my compiled list of lesser known quotes from president George Washington.

"Martha, have we gotten a letter from Johnny lately? No? Oh well."

"I think that green, yes ... green would be a good color."

"Slaves? Why, I'll take two."

"Martha, the only thing I am president of tonight is your knickers."

"I does look rather like a horse, doesn't it?"

"Um ... uh ... I'm not sure."

"Get off of my desk, you idiot pidgeon."

"Say, I rather like this fellow. Send him a five pound note."

"And ... that ... that is why, like I was saying to my mother one time when she was complaining about it -- YOU OLD HAG -- I was ... saying that ... uh, I lost my thought. Oh yes. When she was ... uh ... she was walking out to the old horse, she tripped. And that's how I won twenty dollars."

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

2nd Debate 2012: Better Job, Mr. President

I just wanted to write a quick note to my readers. After the first U.S. presidential debate, I criticized President Obama for his performance. Even though I am a fan of his and voted for him during the first election, I thought he was timid and didn't challenge Governor Romney on claims that he made.

Tonight, Obama did a much better job. He was confident, fiery, and he challenged Romney on claims that he made. Whether this leads to him winning the election is still to be seen (as of the writing of this post). In either case, he did much better tonight.

What are your thoughts?

Also, here is a cute girl:

Russian Hipster

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Single: something that is mistaken as a noun by certain kinds of women.

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The Real Slim Shady ... He Stood Up

The Real Slim Shady ... He Stood Up -- much to the chagrin of Eminem.

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