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Leave your thoughts below.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Monday, October 29, 2012
Colbert Offers Trump 1 Million Dollars for Trump to Teabag
Yeah, the title of the post is acurate -- comedian Stephen Colbert has offered rich ass Donald Trump 1 million dollars for Trump to suck his balls. This is in response to Trump offering President Obama 5 million dollars if Obama would have greater transparency in his administration.
Here is the Colbert video:
Here is the original Trump video:
Here is the Colbert video:
Here is the original Trump video:
Joss Whedon Says Romney Will Start "Zombie Apocalypse"
The zombie apocalypse is coming if Mitt Romney gets elected ... at least according to director Joss Whedon. If you care about the zombie apocalypse getting started in your lifetime, you should vote for Mitt Romney.
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Halloween Kitty Pumpkin Surprise
Did you want to see a kitty popping out of a pumpkin? Want to see it again?
Friday, October 26, 2012
Creepy Letter from Next Door Neighbor
Do you hate it when a neighbor creeps out to you while you're having sex? Well, then, shut the f*ck up!!!
Scouts: What I really do
I am not sure that it's the best time for it, especially with all of the controversy lately over the Boy Scouts, but here is one of the classic six-picture memes of the scouts and what they really do.
And the Award for Halloween Party Gatecrasher Goes To ...
... this guy -- for making a costume and crashing as many Halloween parties as he can.
Thursday, October 25, 2012
Zombies in the Manger
When you start selling Christmas items before Halloween in the United States, you have to expect a few zombies in the manger.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Deer Hunting: Reversal of Fortunes
Life's a bitch -- especially when you're a deer hunter who gets tied to the hood of his own car.
Obama Meme -- Media Lovefest
I generated another Obama meme about how he gets a lovefest from the media every time he uses one of his "zingers" on Romney in a debate.
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| Obama Meme |
Monday, October 22, 2012
Mitt Romney Meme -- More Horses and Bayonets Please
Mitt Romney has found a new platfrom in the race for president. He is demanding that the army add more horses and bayonets.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Slim Jim vs. Red Bull Stratos -- Shortest Freefall of All Time
In contrast to Red Bull, Slim Jim has offered the shortest free fall of all time -- 0.006 seconds. Good for Slim Jim.
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Joe Biden -- Crying Baby Meme
Since I've uploaded a couple of memes ribbing Romney, I thought that I would upload one making fun of Biden on the democrat side.
Honestly, I don't care who wins the election anymore. Both of the candidates kind of suck. So, these two are the best that American could come up with? Sad.
Honestly, I don't care who wins the election anymore. Both of the candidates kind of suck. So, these two are the best that American could come up with? Sad.
Friday, October 19, 2012
Oompa Loompa Facebook Girl
What do you get when you tan and starve yourself too much? An Oompa Loompa song in your honor.
Click to enlarge to read the song lyrics:
Click to enlarge to read the song lyrics:
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| Oompa Loompa Facebook Girl |
Puppy Dog: Riding skateboard with a cigar and a martini
Puppy Dog: Riding skateboard with a cigar and a martini
Lesser Known Quotes from George Washington
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| April 30: George Washington becomes the first President of the United States (Photo credit: Wikipedia) |
"Martha, have we gotten a letter from Johnny lately? No? Oh well."
"I think that green, yes ... green would be a good color."
"Slaves? Why, I'll take two."
"Martha, the only thing I am president of tonight is your knickers."
"I does look rather like a horse, doesn't it?"
"Um ... uh ... I'm not sure."
"Get off of my desk, you idiot pidgeon."
"Say, I rather like this fellow. Send him a five pound note."
"And ... that ... that is why, like I was saying to my mother one time when she was complaining about it -- YOU OLD HAG -- I was ... saying that ... uh, I lost my thought. Oh yes. When she was ... uh ... she was walking out to the old horse, she tripped. And that's how I won twenty dollars."
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Mitt Romney Meme: Binders Full of Women
Mitt Romney has binders full of women. He would show you, but the pages stick.
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| Mitt Romney "Binders Full of Women" Meme |
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
2nd Debate 2012: Better Job, Mr. President
I just wanted to write a quick note to my readers. After the first U.S. presidential debate, I criticized President Obama for his performance. Even though I am a fan of his and voted for him during the first election, I thought he was timid and didn't challenge Governor Romney on claims that he made.
Tonight, Obama did a much better job. He was confident, fiery, and he challenged Romney on claims that he made. Whether this leads to him winning the election is still to be seen (as of the writing of this post). In either case, he did much better tonight.
What are your thoughts?
Also, here is a cute girl:
Tonight, Obama did a much better job. He was confident, fiery, and he challenged Romney on claims that he made. Whether this leads to him winning the election is still to be seen (as of the writing of this post). In either case, he did much better tonight.
What are your thoughts?
Also, here is a cute girl:
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| Russian Hipster |
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