How to Stalk a Girl

Have you ever had aspirations as a stalker? Have you ever wondered how to stalk a girl? This how to video is an easy guide to get you stalking right away.



I hope that you found this instructional video helpful. Leave a message if you would like me to publish more instructional videos like this one.

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How To Fool Traffic Jam - The Russian Style

In Russia, traffic jams eat humans!

 

 

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John Stamos' Guide to Cuddling

Check out this funny -- albeit disturbing -- guide to cuddling, courtesy of John Stamos and Bob Saget.




Perhaps now we know the reason John and Rebecca Romijn split ...

In any case, the video is pretty funny, and the charity looks like it's a good cause. I am guessing that these guys are a) pretty good friends and b) pretty comfortable in their sexuality to make a video like this.


Still, after having Rebecca next to you in bed like that, Bob has to be somewhat of a let down.

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Girl Gets Bottle Broken on Her Head

You know that it's a slow news day when people start posting videos of a girl getting a bottle broken on her head.



Girl Gets Bottle Broken Over Her Head - Watch more Funny Videos

At least the girls seems okay ... unfortunately.


So, do you guys have any ideas for fun blog entries or things you'd like to see on the site? Leave you comments below.

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"B-e-a-utiful" - Megan Nicole -- New Music

Here is a cool song that I found on Youtube: "Beautiful" by Megan Nicole. It's pretty awesome if you haven't already checked it out.



Smells like teen spirit. :)

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Charlie Brown Turns Muslim

What happens when Charlie Brown turns Muslim? A: Christmas gets blown to pieces!



I wonder if this video is offensive at all to Muslims ...

Nah ...

No, seriously, they're fine ...

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Music You May Not Have Heard -- Polyushka Polye - Original Version

This is a cool polka piece that comes from Russia -- with love. Enjoy Polyushka Polye, courtesy of Future Twit.



I hope you guys and girls liked the music.
 

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Mew with Milkbeard

This kitty loves to mew -- with a milkbeard.



How could you not love this kitten mewing with a milkbeard? It's just so adorable :)

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Colbert on Mormons 08-10-11

Stephen Colbert discusses Mormons on The Colbert Report.

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Personally, I like the observation that he made about the comparison between the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith and Moses. Both groups, Mormons and the more traditional Christians, believe wacky things. In fact, Mormons believe many of the same things as traditional Christians (since they accept the Bible) plus a few wacky mac things on top of that.

Are Mormons any crazier than any other religious group out there? Not even a little.

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Bert and Ernie Gay? Jimmy Kimmel Says No.

One of the long standing question in the universe, along with a debate over the meaning of life and the existence of the Higgs Boson, is the question of whether Bert and Ernie, famed Sesame Street characters, are gay. Some people say yes and say the characters should marry. Jimmy Kimmel thinks otherwise.

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Kid Spills 1/2 of Molotov Cocktail on His Back

 So, what happens when stupid people play with fire? They get burned.


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This kid was just damn lucky that he was in the middle of a pond when this happened, otherwise he might be missing some skin right now.


I guess this is just an example of evolution at work. 

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Stupid Girl Wears Mini Dress to Court -- Judge Judy

I like this video for two reasons. First, the girl is kind of hot (in a girl who answer the phone during sex kind of way). Second, Judge Judy is such a biatch. That's half the fun of watching her show.



That girls seems about as dumb as a mud fence.

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Average Man vs. Parkour Expert - Venice Beach

In this fascinating video, average guy versus parkour expert, this average guy tries to jump and climb on things just like an expert in parkour would. The results are not pretty.



I always thought that it would be a ton of fun to practice and learn parkour. It's almost like a form of dance at it's heart.

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Anne Hathaway's Lil' Wayne Style Paparazzi Rap - Conan on TBS

How embarrassing for Anne Hathaway.



She can't rap.

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Small Cute Kitten

Yep. It's a small cute kitten. You should all give me money now.



Good for kittens. They eat things.

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London rioter walks into lamppost!

Ah, sweet justice! Watch as this rioter from the London 2011 riots walks straight into a lamppost! It's pretty sweet.



Now he knows what it feels like to be beaten. The next thing would be for bystanders to come and steal his wallet.

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Small Kitten Eating

Watch as this cute rescue kitten eats a plate of food. You can't get much more adorable than this.



Yeah, people should like cats.

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