Friday, September 30, 2011

Ana Isabelle - La Vida Es Bella ft. Chino & Nacho

It's a song in Spanish (Espanol). It has some really hot girls in it. The music is kind of catchy. Overall, I'll pass it.

I've never heard of this Ana Isabelle before, but I like what I've seen so far.
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Is Mike Hunt here?

From a Los Angeles City Council meeting: Is there a Mike Hunt in the building?

Mike Hunt? Mike Hunt? Does anyone know where Mike Hunt is? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Anyone? Can anyone locate Mike Hunt?

Is Mike Hunt friends with Mike Hawk?
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I found this video on recently, and I decided that I would repost it to my blog. At face value, it appears to be a wrestler named Vik Dalishus sucker punching a DJ during an altercation at a small town bar. Watch the video and see for yourself.

Wrestler Vik Dalishus Sucker Punches DJ - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Usually, I tend to think that videos like this one are fake. However, I am calling real for this one. That punch looks super hard, and I can even see the DJ's head recoiling from the force. If it's a fake, it's a hell of a good one.

If this is a real video, then Vik Dalishus deserves to be in jail.
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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Thoughts on Living Forever

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First off, if you lived an infinite amount of time, then you would have spent infinite amounts of time in some or all parts of the universe (assuming a finite size for the universe). Thus, the idea of "flying anywhere in the universe" as you put it would seem to be not that impressive if you had already spent an infinite amount of time in that part of the universe.

If you were talking about a universe of infinite size or an infinite multi-verse, then you still would have spent an infinite amount of time in some or all parts of the universe/multi-verse in many cases. The only exception that I can think of to this happening is if the sizes (i.e. Lebesgue measure) of the infinite time dimension versus the size of the infinite space dimension were different (with the size of the time dimension have a smaller Lebesgue measure) and you were constantly moving to new parts of the universe (with or without repeated visits to old parts of the universe). In this case, you would actually technically spend zero percent of your time in any one part of the universe, which I find equally disturbing.

Second, the idea of always learning new things has troubled me too. According to Physics, information is ultimately stored as a state of a subsystem or subsystems in the Physical universe and is transmitted via energy (i.e. photons). Therefore, as the amount of information stored in a given subsystem of the universe (let's say God's head) tends to increase, then shouldn't the energy density and the energy expenditure of that system also increase to a point where it's no longer physically possible to pack more energy into the subsystem? In other words, shouldn't there be an upper limit on the amount of things that you can learn, even given an infinite amount of time to learn them?

Let me put this another way. Let's suppose that we have a system composed of N particles in a quantum state defined by the variables a_1, a_2, ... a_n. According to my intuition (which may be off because we are talking about quantum mechanics here), the number of possible quantum states attainable by a particle in the ensemble should be finite. In other words, any one particle in the system should only be able to contain a finite amount of information. With that assumption in place then, as the information contained in the system increases, the number of particles in the system (the ensemble) should also ultimately have to increase as well. Therefore, since the size of the system is finite (i.e. God's head is contained in a finite space), the energy density of the system must also either a) reach a limit where there can be no more information contained in the system or b) continue to increase as more information is pushed into the system.

So, to make a long story short, if you kept trying to learn new things forever, wouldn't you either a) run out of room or b) have your head eventually explode (due to too high of energy density)?

Also note that there is demonstrably an infinite amount of information in the universe, so you can't make the argument that there is an upper limit to the amount of information.

Has anyone else ever thought about this?

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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

360 DegreeBike Ride in Monterrey Mexico

I found this video on Youtube, and I thought that it was cool enough to share because of the science involved. Watch as this guy rides a bike 360 degrees around a circle at a planetarium in Monterrey, Mexico.

It's a neat video. Too bad that the guy doesn't have enough power to get up speed, or else he could have even ridden around that circle without the metal bar.
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Easily Offended Then Watch This

If you're easily offended, then you should watch this video.

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Bitchy(?) Girl Gets Hit by Ceiling Fan - Justice in the Universe?

This bitchy girl from the band SUMO CYCO gets hit in the face by a ceiling fan. Does this mean that there is justice in the universe? Watch the video and decide for yourself.

I am of half a mind to think that this is fake. Whenever there is a video essentially coming out of Hollywood where someone gets hurt (but was never in any actual danger), I question whether it's real or not.

In this case, if I had to be, I'd probably take odds that it was real. And, if it was real, it's freaking funny.

Update: After watching the video again, I am inclined to think that it's fake. The girl seems to lean into the fan at the last minute in kind of an obvious way. Also, from experience, getting hit in the head with a ceiling fan is the type of thing that makes a big noise but doesn't really hurt.

I'm calling fake on this one.

Update Two:  I checked out the Facebook page and she did indeed get stiches from the whole ordeal. So, I guess this video is for real.

Also, I've been advised that the girl is quite sweet in real life. I hope so. She's hella hot!
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Motorcycle Showoff Crashes into a Truck

What happens when you try to show off your motorcycle skills on camera? You end up crashing and getting featured on Youtube!

Motorcycle Showoff Eats Fender - Watch more Funny Videos
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Bill Maher - Job Creators

Ever wondered what a job creator is and why taxing the rich would be bad for the economy? Well, Bill Maher explains it all in this next clip.

Class warfare indeed.
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Monday, September 26, 2011

Religious People Are NERDS!!!!!!!!!

This video from College Humor lays out -- pretty convincingly -- all of the reasons why religious people are nerds.

After watching this video, I too am convinced that religious people are the biggest nerds around. Not even a lot of the most devoted Trekkies have entire sections of dialogue from Star Trek Episodes memorized word-for-word, and they also don't try to psychoanalyze it either to determine the exact state of Mind of James Kirk or Jean Luc Picard.
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Pomeranian Puppies!!!

If you don't like cute Pomeranian puppies, then you are no friend of Caesar!

The puppies are what is important here.
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2 Sexy Girls Fighting?

Are these two sexy girls fighting? Check out the video and decide for yourself.

So, were they fighting? I don't know. It was still hot though.
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Cat Gets OWNED by Rabbit

This poor, poor kitty cat. Watch what happens as this cat messes with the wrong rabbit. Love is in the air.

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I think that rabbit owes that cat a few paid therapy sessions in return for that humiliation. Either that, or some roses and an invitation to dinner.

Kitties can be rape victims too.
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City TV - Introducing 'Jerz' (CMG New Artist)

Just like the description says, this is a new artist I found named 'Jerz'. I don't remember to much about him, other than one of my contacts on Twitter asked me to post the video.

If you like the music, check out his Youtube channel.
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Sunday, September 25, 2011

Cute Puppy Hates Shoes

This woman puts some shoes on her puppy dog -- with hilarious results.

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Jim Henson's Google Doodle

This is the cool Jim Henson Google Doodle from September 2011 as a way to commemorate Jim Henson's 75th birthday. Enjoy.

I remember playing with this Doodle when it came out. It really was super cool.
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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Scientists: Close to Stealing Your Thoughts?

 I wanted to write a slightly longer post about this video than I normally do. When I saw this video, I was kind of blown away. The fact that scientists can now monitor the human brain and see images like this from it is truly amazing, even though the images don't look that good right now. Not convinced? Let me point out a few things:

1. The images are generally in the right location on the screen. The outline may be a bit blurry, but to even be able to localize images like this is a huge accomplishment.

2. The general shape of the image is correct.  Specifically with the airplane, the computer might not be able to see all of the features of the image, but the general shape is correct.

3. The colors are reasonable. Again, the colors of the image, especially the face, are reasonable enough to tell that you're seeing a face.

Scientists Can Construct Videos From Your Mind - Watch MoreFunny Videos

It will be amazing what scientist will be able to read 20 years from now. 
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Kid Is Dropped Smashed into a Wall in a Blanket -- Fail

Poor kid! His older brothers decide to swing him in a blanket, and he ends up smashed into the wall. Can you say major fail?

With brothers like these, who needs a school bully?
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Evil Possessed Cat -- Chanting

This evil chanting cat has you in his sights, and he is chanting your name.

Actually, I am sure that the cat is perfectly nice, much nicer than your mom. Just because other people say he's evil and that he chants, it doesn't mean he does.
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Friday, September 23, 2011

Kim Delaney -- Drunk During a Speech???

Watch the video and decide for yourself.

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In any case, she sounded like a moron. Was Kim Delaney drunk in making the speech to Korean War veterans? How should I know.
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Stairway Basket Faceplant (RWJ Original)

Watch as this idiot does a faceplant after riding a laundry basket down the stairs of his house.

The reaction of his mom in this video is funny. No concern for damage there, lol.
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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Dumping Water on blonde reporter at Cubs Game

Dumping water on a TV reporter before a Cubs game. It doesn't get any more douchey than that.

Poor girl.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Kitty Cuddle Buddy

I just found this picture online, and I had to share it. I think it's one of the most adorable cat pictures I've ever seen.

Is that or is that not one of the most adorable things you've ever seen?

Here is another that is also cute.

Here is another one with a cute cat (and a kind of cute girl -- hard to tell):

I hope you enjoyed my cuddle buddy pics.
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Bikini Sports Injury

Watch the video. You know you want to.

I think the addition of the word "bikini" to the mix will probably double the views on this video.

In other news, both of those girls are hot. If that guy has dated one or both of them, he is a lucky, lucky man.
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Monday, September 19, 2011

Reporter Gets Pants Pulled Down

Here at Future Twit, we sometimes stoop to the basest forms of humor. I just don't know what else to say other than that.

So, the guy got his pants pulled down. That's what it is.
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Here is some new music by a contact from Twitter. Check out his Youtube page if you want more info.

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Grandma Crashes Through a Bike Shop

This 85 year old woman isn't accepting death sitting in her wheelchair. She's determined to take a few people with her to the grave!

85-Year-Old Woman Plows Through Bike Shop - Watch MoreFunny Videos
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Chick Does Cool Air Walk on Fitness Pole

This is a very cool air walk from a very hot girl on a fitness (dance) pole.

Chick Does Cool Air Walk on Fitness Pole - Watch MoreFunny Videos

A lot of the comments I was seeing were from guys talking about how slutty this girl looks doing this air walk on the fitness pole.

Yeah right. Like ANY of the guys making these comments would refuse to date this girl if they were single. Most of them have never dated a girl this hot, let alone one that can do things like this on a dance pole.

So, try again guys.

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Staring at a Woman's Breasts is Good for Your Health

I knew it. I just knew it! Now, science and Fox News back me up. Staring at breasts is GOOD for you.

News: It's Healthy To Stare At Women's Chests - Watch MoreFunny Videos

I have been leading a healthy lifestyle for nearly 15 years now!

I think that this is fake. It's still funny though. 
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Most Awesome - Couple Pranks

You can decide if they're most awesome or just mean spirited.

I don't think that these people have healthy relationships.
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Time Lapse Video of International Space Station Passing Over Noth and South America

This must be awesome to see in person.

What Earth Looks Like From The Int'l Space Station - Watch MoreFunny Videos
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Car Explosion in Los Angeles 19th August 2011

Pretty much like the title says, it's a car explosion that happened in L.A. in 2011.

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How to Get An 85 Ft Mast Under A 65 Ft Bridge

Don't think that it's possible? Check out the video.

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I actually thought that was cool video. I notice some guy commented that the video was boring on Break. Yeah ... like he has ever done anything that cool. He probably just drinks cheap beer at night and hopes he dies before his next shift at Walmart.
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Sunday, September 18, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

50 Cal Machine Gun VS. 250 Watermelons

Watch this cool video from FPSRussia where 250 watermelons get taken out by a 50 Caliber machine gun.

I am not sure why I like videos like this so much. I guess I find comfort in mindless destruction.
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Angry Cat Attacks News Reporter

Watch as this hot blonde reporter is attacked by an angry cat, and she still keeps her composure enough to finish the report!

Now, THAT is a sexy girl!
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Pictures of 10 Short, Hot Actresses

Taking inspiration from a list I found on Mademan, I decided to post some pics of 10 short, hot, petite Hollywood actresses. I am personally partial to short girls, so this is the perfect chance to post on a topic that I love AND that is going to generate a lot of hits for my blog eventually.

1. Kristen Bell -- height 5'1": Super sexy and fresh faced:

2. Reese Witherspoon -- height 5' 1.5": Cute, sweet and petite:

3. Ellen Page -- height 5' 1": Pretty Inception girl:

4. Hayden Panettiere -- height 5' 2": Pretty smile:

5. Natalie Portman -- height 5' 3": Elegant:

6. Salma Hayek --  height 5' 2": Exotic:

7. Christina Ricci -- height 5' 1": Small and dark:

8.  Eva Longoria -- height 5' 2": Sooooo freaking hot:

9. Rachel Bilson -- height 5' 2": Nice eyes:

10. Sarah Michelle Gellar -- height 5' 4": Kicks some ass:

This is my complete list. I wasn't sure about sticking Ricci on there, but I decided to be generous. I also decided to leave off Hillary Duff, because she comes off as a skank.

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