Most of the entries in this blog are meant to be in poor taste, offensive to someone, tongue-in-cheek, or otherwise silly or sarcastic in nature.
So, chill out, ye of little humor.
Twitter is a trademark not owned by us and is used here only for satirical purposes . . . basically because it sucks so bad that we just have to make fun of it.
Oh, and every so often, we get paid by people to post a blog entry. It's not much money though, and the entries generally suck, so . . . yeah.