Sunday, June 12, 2011

Funny - Virginity Song - High School Sucks: The Musical

Watch this parody about stories of three guys losing their virginity during high school in this funny parody of High School Musical. I am pretty sure that the stories about their first time sex are made up, but the song is hilarious nonetheless.

As a follow up to the post, I would talk about my first time, but my very religious family might object. Oh wait, I forgot: it was when I got married :)

The Mammoth Book of... Inspirational, Funny, and Famous Quotes About SexOh wait, we never did anything sick and ungodly like sex when my ex and I were married. We just sat in the bedroom at night and talked about the love of Jesus and read the Bible.

In fact, I think that's what all married couples do. The idea that babies come from sex and then pop out of the "no-no" parts of the mommy was given to us by the devil, who is also a homosexual (according to my pastor). Nobody has sex ever, except for the people who are going to burn in hell fire after they die.

Whew! I'm glad I got that cleared up.
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