I just like the fact that all roads lead independently to "Avoid Eye Contact". I have noticed over the years that girls avoid looking at me, which apparently tells me NOTHING!!!!
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Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Sunday, February 19, 2012
Flowchart of How To Flirt with A Guy
Have you ever wondered how it is that girls flirt with a guy? Well, this handy flow chart lets you in on the mystery that has eluded men for centuries.
I just like the fact that all roads lead independently to "Avoid Eye Contact". I have noticed over the years that girls avoid looking at me, which apparently tells me NOTHING!!!!
I just like the fact that all roads lead independently to "Avoid Eye Contact". I have noticed over the years that girls avoid looking at me, which apparently tells me NOTHING!!!!
Saturday, December 10, 2011
Hot Girls Explain Rules of Rugby!
Okay, so this next video of a bunch of hot girls explaining the rules of rugby is a shameless appeal to skin to get hits on the blog.
But, it's hot girls ... and rugby ... so I'm not going to apologize for it. :)
The Rules To Rugby - Watch more Sports
But, it's hot girls ... and rugby ... so I'm not going to apologize for it. :)
The Rules To Rugby - Watch more Sports
Monday, November 21, 2011
White Girls At The Club: JennaMarbles
Ever wondered what white girls do when they're inside a club? Well, to be honest, neither have I. However, if you have ever wondered, here is a nice description, courtesy of JennaMarbles and her Youtube channel.
Yeah, white girls (and other girls in general) are pretty obnoxious at the clubs. Here are some pictures of hot white club girls.
Yeah, white girls (and other girls in general) are pretty obnoxious at the clubs. Here are some pictures of hot white club girls.
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Is There Such a Thing as a BAD Lingerie Website?
Just to look at the site, the first thing I notice is that the girls are beautiful. Well, I guess that goes with the territory, unless you had a site dedicated to lingerie for BBWs. In that case, I guess I would be tempted to gouge my own eyes out.
But, seriously, can you think of one example of a bad lingerie website? Can you give me one example of a site, selling lingerie, that has made the world a worse place to live? Lingerie sites bring so much happiness, so much joy to the lives of horny guys everywhere, that I don't think that you can. We guys need sites like this one, we can't live without them. I can live without food, I can live without water, I can live without air, I can even live without food, but I can't live without sites that sell sexy lingerie.
True story.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
What Girls Do In The Car
The shocking truth revealed about what girls do in the car!
What do girls do in the car? Pretty much nothing, just like the rest of us.
What do girls do in the car? Pretty much nothing, just like the rest of us.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Tim Berg vs Edward Maya ft Vika Jigulina - Stereo Bromance (Karmin Shiff...
Here is another music video with lots of pretty girls in it. If I recall correctly, I was also asked to post this by someone on Twitter. This video features Tim Berg and Edward Maya with Vika Jigulina. It's a stereo bromance, whatever the hell that means. Honestly, I have no idea what the title means. I think I just copied it from the site.
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Sexy surprise for your husband/ boyfriend/girlfriend -- scrubs
One of the sexiest things that any woman can ever do for her significant other is to surprise him or her with a set of nice clean scrubs. Indeed, in a hypothetical survey, men prefer their girlfriend in a nice set of scrubs to Michelle Phan in slinky lingerie. It's true. 100 percent. Absolutely. Yep. If you don't believe me, check out the following website: http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Women. Aren't those lingerie just unbelievably sexy?
If you're still not impressed, I guess you could go ask any girl on the street in Mumbai. My hypothetical survey results predict that, 10 to 1, they should prefer to wear a doctor's uniform even more than they would prefer a date with George Clooney. I'm serious. Completely. Totally. Yep.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
If you're still not impressed, I guess you could go ask any girl on the street in Mumbai. My hypothetical survey results predict that, 10 to 1, they should prefer to wear a doctor's uniform even more than they would prefer a date with George Clooney. I'm serious. Completely. Totally. Yep.
Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Dance Pole Dance Battle -- Which Hottie Wins?
Check out these hot chicks battling for dance pole supremacy. It's one of the coolest videos that you'll see online.
Hottest Dance Battle Ever - Watch MoreFunny Videos
Hottest Dance Battle Ever - Watch MoreFunny Videos
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Shwayze & Cisco - You Could Be My Girl
What can I say? It has girls running around in bikinis. I'm a fan.
Music? What music? There was music in that video?
Oh yeah! I guess that there was music. The music kind of sucked. Oh well.
Music? What music? There was music in that video?
Oh yeah! I guess that there was music. The music kind of sucked. Oh well.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Bikini Sports Injury
Watch the video. You know you want to.
I think the addition of the word "bikini" to the mix will probably double the views on this video.
In other news, both of those girls are hot. If that guy has dated one or both of them, he is a lucky, lucky man.
I think the addition of the word "bikini" to the mix will probably double the views on this video.
In other news, both of those girls are hot. If that guy has dated one or both of them, he is a lucky, lucky man.
Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Better than "Shocking illusion - Pretty girls turn ugly!"
A few posts ago I posted a cool video where pretty girls have the illusion of becoming ugly. In this post, I find a better version of this, using men.
Men make better candidates for uglyfication. They are ugly to start. Keep in mind that I am saying this as a man. I am being honest.
Men make better candidates for uglyfication. They are ugly to start. Keep in mind that I am saying this as a man. I am being honest.
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Shocking illusion - Pretty girls turn ugly!
This is an incredible optical illusion, courtesy of some psychology researchers and your brain. Watch this cool video that makes normal looking and attractive girls turn hideously ugly right in front of your eyes. It's pretty incredible.
So, I am guessing that this is the reverse of beer goggles?
So, I am guessing that this is the reverse of beer goggles?
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Chicks in Lingerie Fight on a Football Field -- Best Game Ever
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Thursday, July 14, 2011
Food Court Proposal Gone Bad
Have you ever planned the perfect proposal to the woman of your dreams in a very public place? Were you turned down by said woman and publicly humiliated in the process? If the answer to both of those questions is yes, then you might have a small indication of what the guy in the next video is feeling.
So, yeah, poor bastard. I really do feel sorry for him. Worse yet, he gained a kind of notoriety that meant that he had to keep reliving his humiliation over and over again as various people brought up the incident to him again. Here are a few examples:
Food court guy and some dumb girls asking him about it:
Food Court guy embarrassed at a concert:
So ... yep. Poor guy.
So, yeah, poor bastard. I really do feel sorry for him. Worse yet, he gained a kind of notoriety that meant that he had to keep reliving his humiliation over and over again as various people brought up the incident to him again. Here are a few examples:
Food court guy and some dumb girls asking him about it:
Food Court guy embarrassed at a concert:
So ... yep. Poor guy.
Monday, July 4, 2011
HOW TO PLAY NINJA featuring Sexy Ninja Girls
Have you ever wondered how to play the game Ninja? Do you like seeing pics of sexy girls? Do you like it when anything in life or on the internet turns into a chance to include pretty girls in a video?
Well, then, you're in luck. I found this cool video from Youtube about how to play the game Ninja featuring a buttload of sexy girls and a few other goofy people. I hope that you enjoy it.
So, I've never played that game. From my first impression, it seemed like a game that someone would play if they were young and single and interested in trying to pair off at a party to go make out. But, I could be wrong. In any case, I hope that you enjoyed the video.
Trademark Twin Ninja Set - Two Swords - One Sheath
Well, then, you're in luck. I found this cool video from Youtube about how to play the game Ninja featuring a buttload of sexy girls and a few other goofy people. I hope that you enjoy it.
So, I've never played that game. From my first impression, it seemed like a game that someone would play if they were young and single and interested in trying to pair off at a party to go make out. But, I could be wrong. In any case, I hope that you enjoyed the video.
Trademark Twin Ninja Set - Two Swords - One Sheath
Monday, June 27, 2011
Funny Video: 6 Types of Girls You Date in College
Image by ShaneRobinson via FlickrSo, according to college humor, there are 6 types of girls that you'll date in college: the athlete, the partier, the pretty one, the religious one, your best friend, and the perfect one. Watch the video to find out what is wrong with each of those girls and how you'll manage to screw things up.
I think that my favorite girl out of the bunch is the religious one. I have met a few girls in my life with repressed sexual urges courtesy of their childhood faith, and they are even stranger than the girl in the College Humor video. Out of all the girls in the video, you probably want to stay away from them above all else.
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Cute Girls -- Best Of California On Vol. 3
This is another cool video from a Youtube commentator named KassemG. Here, he interviews a lot of hot girls with hilarious results.
Some of the girls in that video are super hot. I am thinking that KassemG is on his way to Youtube fame!
Some of the girls in that video are super hot. I am thinking that KassemG is on his way to Youtube fame!
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Gaia Online: Horny Asians of the Wold Unite!
Image by tibchris via FlickrYour topic named: Which of these anime girls is the cutest? This topic had been removed from the Anime/Manga/Comics forum. Additional notes: Hello, This is an official warning from Gaia Online for Spamming off-site advertisments. Posting and/or distributing referral links in order to solicit users to either click on or sign-up for other sites is not permitted. Please note that continued conduct of this nature will result in future warnings, and multiple warnings will lead to your account being banned from Gaia. In order to prevent more warnings, it would be a good idea to familiarize yourself with our Terms of Service and Rules & Guidelines pages before proceeding. Sincerely, Amarillo Sky Site Moderator | ||
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So, they want a war, eh?
Here are a few reasons to subscribe to Future Twits instead of Gaia.
1. Gaia is an online message board for horny Asians, fat girls, and guys looking at "soft core" when their wives are asleep. Future Twits has a much more sophisticated crowd (mostly of porn seekers that look at pictures Carrie Prejean and Miley Cyrus).
2. The majority of "visitors" to Gaia are spammers, trollers, or 10 year olds. The majority of visitors to the Future Twit website are Pakistani.
3. Future Twits has more hot girls (or, more pictures of hot girls pirated from other websites).
4. If you visit Future Twits, I will make money, which I can then use to DESTROY Gaia.
5. Gaia online has vowed to blow up the ocean (internet rumor).
6. We here at Future Twit have car payments to make, unlike the horny Asians on Gaia who don't own cars.
7. It's what Jesus would do (I asked him myself last night over dinner).
For the horny Asian, pictures of girls in a string bikini.
For the non-horny Asians, a picture of an invisible girl in a string bikini.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Hot Girls -- The Booth Babes of E3 2011!
If you've ever wanted to go to the Electronic Entertainment Expo just to see all of the hot babes that are in the booths there but have never been able to, you are in luck. I found a cool video of a guy doing just that: going around to all of the booths at the E3 conference and taking pictures of the hot girls and models that run the booths. In a word, the video is awesome.
I am not sure which girl was my favorite out of the bunch. To be honest, I would go out with any of them (or maybe as a group date?). I don't think that there was an ugly girl in the whole E3 bunch.
I am not sure which girl was my favorite out of the bunch. To be honest, I would go out with any of them (or maybe as a group date?). I don't think that there was an ugly girl in the whole E3 bunch.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Funny Video -- StarCraft Geeks Pick Up Girls - Get Her Number!
I found this awesomely funny video of a group of Starcraft 2 geeks trying to pick up on girls at a local college using ONLY lines from the game Starcraft 2. If you haven't seen this video yet, you have to check out how these well meaning but geeky guys fumble through hitting on girls using words like "Baneling" and "OP" (short for "overpowered").
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