Sunday, June 12, 2011

5 Hot Picture of Pippa Middleton

Ah Pippa! The sexy younger sister of Kate Middleton, wife of Prince Edward. How we have all lusted after you ever since you came onto the scene in your ass-tight dress showing off your gorgeous booty and nice knockers.

Some have called you fat. I call those critics of awesome body, dear Pippa, closet homosexuals (not that there's anything wrong with that). So, to thwart your detractors and as an ode to your body, I have arranged five pictures for you, oh Pippa, on my blog.

Actually, they're more for all of the horny guys that I know visit my blog regularly.

Enjoy :)

 1. Pippa Middleton: Pretty Smile:

 I would put a smile even bigger than that one on your face if I could, Pippa.

 2. Pippa dressed down:

You still look great.

3. Pippa with rose in hair:

She looks very classy.

 4. Pippa + Kate:

Wow, so much hotness! I wonder if they ever got drunk and . . .

Threw up!

(What did you think I was going to say :O )

Okay, so, this is a first for me. I've never included a picture like this on my blog before. But, it's so famous by now that I'm not sure that you could show a photo collage of Pippa Middleton without including it somewhere.

Be warned: it contains S.O.B. (side of boob).

5. Pippa topless:

Most of us can only dream about marrying a girl that pretty :(

Well, there you have it -- 5 photos of the amazing Pippa Middleton. I hope you're grateful.

Pippa Middleton Royal Wedding Photo 2011 8.5 x 11 Glossy

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