With posts like this one, I'm always a little suspicious that they are fake. However, even if this post is fake, the exchange is still quite creative. If the exchange is real, then it's genius.
Monday, April 30, 2012
Glorious Master Translator from Japanese
I found this on Reddit the other day, and I decided that it was funny enough to make the blog (not that I'm really all that selective to begin with). It's a series of emails between a guy who pretends that he can speak Japanese and a guy who wants help translating a manual for his CD player. The resulting exchange is pretty funny.
With posts like this one, I'm always a little suspicious that they are fake. However, even if this post is fake, the exchange is still quite creative. If the exchange is real, then it's genius.
With posts like this one, I'm always a little suspicious that they are fake. However, even if this post is fake, the exchange is still quite creative. If the exchange is real, then it's genius.
Sunday, April 29, 2012
4Chan Riot Guy -- A Picture Tribute!
I just wanted to post this picture tribute to the "riot guy" from the popular message board named 4Chan. Enjoy!
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Poor Leonardo Dicaprio -- Internet Memes
Poor Leonardo Dicaprio! If his movie roles are any reflection on his real life, things must be quite depressing for him. Instead of helping, we here at Future Twit have decided to mock his pain. Enjoy!
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| Poor Leonardo Dicaprio Meme |
Guy Builds a Star Trek Phaser -- That Works!
At one time, I think that all Trekkies have dreamed of building their own functioning phaser. This gentleman, however, has gone one step further -- he built a working phaser! See it to believe it below.
Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser - Watch More Funny Videos
Guy Builds A Star Trek Phaser - Watch More Funny Videos
GUY LETS GIRL'S SHIRT GO UNBUTTONED!
Just like the title says, it's a funny (somewhat) video where a guy deliberately lets a girl's shirt go unbuttoned for the longest time without telling her to button it up.
If nothing else, you get to see some cheap cleavage from it. That can't be half bad, right?
If nothing else, you get to see some cheap cleavage from it. That can't be half bad, right?
How to Irritate: Porsche Owners, Scientists, and English Majors
The following is an instructional cartoon strip on how to irritate the following groups of people: Porsche owners, scientists, and English majors.
Suffice it to say that the English majors and Porsche owners are non-overlapping groups.
Suffice it to say that the English majors and Porsche owners are non-overlapping groups.
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| How to Irritate: Porsche Owners, Scientists, & English Majors |
Professors: What I Really Do
Okay, I lied. I found another cool meme: "Professors, what I really do".
The six categories are: "What my parents think I do", "What my friends think I do", "What my students think I do", "What my spouse thinks I do", "What my colleagues think I do", and "What I actually do".
My favorite -- for selfish reasons -- would be if professors or teachers actually did what their colleagues think that they do. Of course, they don't. :(
The six categories are: "What my parents think I do", "What my friends think I do", "What my students think I do", "What my spouse thinks I do", "What my colleagues think I do", and "What I actually do".
My favorite -- for selfish reasons -- would be if professors or teachers actually did what their colleagues think that they do. Of course, they don't. :(
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| Professors Meme: What I Actually Do |
Smart Girls: What I Really Do
I had more or less decided to get away from the memish blog posts until I found this next six picture meme. It's about the sexiest kind of girls in the world: smart girls!
The six categories are: "What my friends think I do", "What my mom thinks I do", "What society thinks I do", "What guys think I do", "What I think I do", and "What I really do".
The six categories are: "What my friends think I do", "What my mom thinks I do", "What society thinks I do", "What guys think I do", "What I think I do", and "What I really do".
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Schematic Explaining Evolution of Online Dating
I found this cool diagram explaining (quite accurately) the evolution of thought in a guy in the online dating process. This includes the initial hopeful stage where a guy sends a message to a woman he believes has been specifically chosen for him by a sophisticated algorithm, the realization that the woman is not going to respond, and the eventual transition to guys messaging girls at random with generic comments.
It's sad, but often it seems like online dating -- just like dating in general -- depends much more on how big of a douche bag a guy is as opposed to any sort of compatibility.
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| Evolution of Online Dating |
It's sad, but often it seems like online dating -- just like dating in general -- depends much more on how big of a douche bag a guy is as opposed to any sort of compatibility.
Meanwhile in Russia -- Funny Video
There is some really crazy crap that goes on in Russia. This next video is a perfect example.
So, what do we learn from this video. Well, five things: 1. Cats like to chew on cigarettes 2. Women dump garbage in occupied man holes 3. Cars can't park 4. Girls adjust their underwear in front of occupied cars and 5. Frogs don't like being teased with fake ants.
Who knew?
So, what do we learn from this video. Well, five things: 1. Cats like to chew on cigarettes 2. Women dump garbage in occupied man holes 3. Cars can't park 4. Girls adjust their underwear in front of occupied cars and 5. Frogs don't like being teased with fake ants.
Who knew?
I Am Graduating Soon
Well, folks, I am graduating soon. It's been a long road, but my college career is nearly over. I am super excited by this prospect. It's about frigging time!
There are a lot of things that I have done to prepare, and there are a lot of things left to do. For example, I have already bought my cap and gown. I am excited because I actually have a tassel on my graduation robe from an honor society.
I am still trying to find a place to guy graduation announcements, although I think that the link that I included is a good starting point. I really want my friends and family to share in this joyous occasion. I know that they are as excited for me as I am for me!
I haven't decided if I am going to have a party or not yet. On the one hand, it is a good excuse to have more cake and ice cream. I really can't get enough of that cake and ice cream in life, or that Golden Crisp for that matter. The high fructose corn syrup, I have found through careful study, is extremely good for me and my health. I know this from a 60 minutes interview on the subject that I recently saw and also from my classes on the topic.
In other news, I will be graduating before my best friend. I bet that she is jealous of me! If she was smart, maybe she would marry me and become a housewife. That would be so much fun. She really is pretty and smart, and she is kind of a tiger!
Well, I guess that is my latest update for the day. If you want to see the golden rainbow, jump over the bridge of prosperity. Leave your comments and suggestions below.
There are a lot of things that I have done to prepare, and there are a lot of things left to do. For example, I have already bought my cap and gown. I am excited because I actually have a tassel on my graduation robe from an honor society.
I am still trying to find a place to guy graduation announcements, although I think that the link that I included is a good starting point. I really want my friends and family to share in this joyous occasion. I know that they are as excited for me as I am for me!
I haven't decided if I am going to have a party or not yet. On the one hand, it is a good excuse to have more cake and ice cream. I really can't get enough of that cake and ice cream in life, or that Golden Crisp for that matter. The high fructose corn syrup, I have found through careful study, is extremely good for me and my health. I know this from a 60 minutes interview on the subject that I recently saw and also from my classes on the topic.
In other news, I will be graduating before my best friend. I bet that she is jealous of me! If she was smart, maybe she would marry me and become a housewife. That would be so much fun. She really is pretty and smart, and she is kind of a tiger!
Well, I guess that is my latest update for the day. If you want to see the golden rainbow, jump over the bridge of prosperity. Leave your comments and suggestions below.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Draw Something -- Worst Internet Experience of All?
I found this truly awesome status update today. In it, the person goes through the worst of what the internet has had to offer historically: 28.8 K loading speeds, AOL Chat rooms, ICQ dating, crappy Macs, crappy Internet Explorer, unwanted penis viewing via Chat Roulette, and trolling on the Reddit and 4Chan forums. However, in his or her opinion, nothing is worse than the idiots that seem to inhabit the online game Draw Something.
The people who play that game should be ashamed ...
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| Draw Something Sucks! |
The people who play that game should be ashamed ...
Only In Malaysia -- A Funny Film about Malaysian Culture
I found this charming film today about all of the odd things that go on in Malaysian culture. Every culture around the world has their idiosyncrasies, and this one is no exception. Still, as an American, it's fun to see the strange things other people in the world do, not just the strange things they do in the American culture.
So, check out this video made "By Malaysians, for Malaysians" and let me know what you think in the comments below.
So, check out this video made "By Malaysians, for Malaysians" and let me know what you think in the comments below.
Horsing Around
Horsing Around
This guest post from Rafael Hodge
My friend is constantly talking about this fabulous channel she watches that offers all kinds of neat advice on food, wine, decorating, entertaining, and provides recipes and demonstrations and she learns so much from it. I do not get that channel so she suggested I consider my options and call TV By Direct to get the best deal. She is always spouting some new tip she learned or having me over to try a new cocktail or appetizer while we sit out on her back patio in the country and listen to the sounds of nature while the breezes from the woods surrounding her house, drift through and cool us on those hot evenings. I love going to her house and being outside. She has horses and sometimes we go to the barn and sit in the field outside it among the horses and drink wine. It is pretty darn amazing! The horses love the smell of the wine and I have pictures of them sniffing over my shoulder. They are beautiful and gentle, which is good, since I have always been afraid of large animals.
This guest post from Rafael Hodge
My friend is constantly talking about this fabulous channel she watches that offers all kinds of neat advice on food, wine, decorating, entertaining, and provides recipes and demonstrations and she learns so much from it. I do not get that channel so she suggested I consider my options and call TV By Direct to get the best deal. She is always spouting some new tip she learned or having me over to try a new cocktail or appetizer while we sit out on her back patio in the country and listen to the sounds of nature while the breezes from the woods surrounding her house, drift through and cool us on those hot evenings. I love going to her house and being outside. She has horses and sometimes we go to the barn and sit in the field outside it among the horses and drink wine. It is pretty darn amazing! The horses love the smell of the wine and I have pictures of them sniffing over my shoulder. They are beautiful and gentle, which is good, since I have always been afraid of large animals.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Colon vs. Cologne -- Spelling does matter
Women: Do you love the smell of your dad's colon? How about his cologne? Well, depending on your answer, you could either be a daddy's girl or have had an abusive childhood.
Here are some more victims of the colon vs. cologne spelling error, courtesy of Twitter.
Here are some more victims of the colon vs. cologne spelling error, courtesy of Twitter.
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| Colon vs. Cologne -- Spelling Does Matter |
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Shopping for a Car in United Kingdom
As an American, I know a lot about shopping for a car in the United Kingdom. And, when I go to find a car, I know that the best source to find car companies that I trust is from online. However, in the sea of websites, which website is the right one for me?
Fortunately, the answer came to me yesterday (and not in a dream). The best and most trusted website for Trusted Dealers is one which carefully explains my options and helps me to decide how to spend my money on cars in the United Kingdom.
You see, this site is unique because it is actually OWNED by car dealers (note: OWNED not PWNED). A lot of the other car sites out there are owned by random people who have no business owning a car website. However, with the Trusted Dealers website, I know that I am getting a website owned by people that are actual car dealers. I know that I can trust myself and my children to these people and the wonderful cars they provide.
If you want to know more, simply check out the link above. Also, help me out by Tweeting this to your friends and coworkers.
Fortunately, the answer came to me yesterday (and not in a dream). The best and most trusted website for Trusted Dealers is one which carefully explains my options and helps me to decide how to spend my money on cars in the United Kingdom.
You see, this site is unique because it is actually OWNED by car dealers (note: OWNED not PWNED). A lot of the other car sites out there are owned by random people who have no business owning a car website. However, with the Trusted Dealers website, I know that I am getting a website owned by people that are actual car dealers. I know that I can trust myself and my children to these people and the wonderful cars they provide.
If you want to know more, simply check out the link above. Also, help me out by Tweeting this to your friends and coworkers.
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Digorno -- Realistic Pizza Cooking Directions
I found this cool graphic about realistic pizza cooking directions when cooking a Digorno Pizza. This is instead of the more mundane directions usually found on the back of a box that actually makes your pizza come out tasting good.
It's not delivery -- it's garbage time midnight pizza!
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It's not delivery -- it's garbage time midnight pizza!
Cats Don't Follow The Laws of Nature
In case there was ever any doubt, cats don't actually follow the laws of nature. If you need proof, just go ask the people on the Reddit forums.
If you hate cats, Loki will kill you.
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| Cats don't follow laws of nature |
If you hate cats, Loki will kill you.
Monday, April 16, 2012
College Humor Video -- My Little Brony!
I found this funny -- but very disturbing -- video on College Humor today. It's about an emotionally stunted 30 year old guy who still likes to play with My Little Pony dolls.
Sadly, I am sure that there probably are guys like that in the world.
So, yep. Freaky.
Sadly, I am sure that there probably are guys like that in the world.
So, yep. Freaky.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Be Careful Where You Put Stickers!
This is Future Twit, with a reminder to be careful where you put discount stickers when labeling product. It could ... change the meaning of things -- a lot.
Patrick Stewart on Top Gear: This Must Be a Terrible Show
When the most famous guest that you've ever had on a show is Patrick Stewart, you know that your show is in trouble, as Patrick Stewart noted during his appearance on Top Gear.
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| Patrick Stewart on Top Gear |
Puppy Getting Hoovered for Fur Removal
Here is a cute gif that I found that shows a puppy dog getting vacuumed to remove excess fur. The cuteness factor is off the charts.
Saturday, April 14, 2012
TNT Commercial -- Belgian Town
I found this cool little commercial on Youtube earlier today. It's an interactive commercial where TNT set up an action sequence in a small town in Belgium. These Belgians were in for a surprise, as you can see from the following video.
I just imagine a sequence happening in the small town where I grew up. The people there would have had a heart attack.
Let me know what you think of the commercial.
I just imagine a sequence happening in the small town where I grew up. The people there would have had a heart attack.
Let me know what you think of the commercial.
Dawkins debunks dowsing
I found this cool video not too long ago, courtesy of my fascination with and admiration for Richard Dawkins. It's a video where he debunks dowsing: the pseudo-scientific practice of finding running water underneath the ground by holding a stick.
The theory goes that, once the stick is placed over underground water, the person holding the stick will feel a downward force as the stick is mysteriously attracted to the water.
It's a good idea, except for the fact that it doesn't work. Several scientific studies have been done on dowsing (including the one shown in the video), and none of them of which I am aware have given evidence that dowsing is valid.
So, while the ultimate status of dowsing will always be open for believers, for scientists dowsing must be consigned to the dustbin of bad ideas, joined by the likes of alchemy and astrology.
Feel free to leave your thoughts on dowsing below.
The theory goes that, once the stick is placed over underground water, the person holding the stick will feel a downward force as the stick is mysteriously attracted to the water.
It's a good idea, except for the fact that it doesn't work. Several scientific studies have been done on dowsing (including the one shown in the video), and none of them of which I am aware have given evidence that dowsing is valid.
So, while the ultimate status of dowsing will always be open for believers, for scientists dowsing must be consigned to the dustbin of bad ideas, joined by the likes of alchemy and astrology.
Feel free to leave your thoughts on dowsing below.
Friday, April 13, 2012
Scotts Snap Garden Spreader System -- Snap Up The Opportunity!!!
This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Scotts® for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.
When I am working in my home garden, I often ask myself why things aren't growing. Often, the answer has nothing to do with my rocky soil or me forgetting to water my plants regularly. It actually has to do with a distinct lack of fertilizer. I would spread bag and bags of fertilizer on my garden and lawn, but I am simply too tired from work and too lazy from exhaustion.
This is where the Scotts System enters the picture. Thanks to Scotts, I can now spread fertilizer on my lawn and garden with ease! They have a new system out there for fertilizing your lawn called the Scotts Snap Garden Spreader System. Basically, you take the fertilizer, snap it on, and watch as it spreads evenly across all of your surfaces. Even better, the snap system connects securely to the spreader system, so there is no more throwing bags willy-nilly around your yard, breaking your back in the process.
Even better, Scotts has a series of perks available for liking their Facebook page. For just one like, you are entered to win free prizes -- a great value! After all, who doesn't like free stuff? I sure as heck don't -- not like free stuff that is!
So, I encourage all of my readers to run out and buy Scotts today -- a name that you can trust!
Ron + His (Snooki) Rat?!
Are you a fan of rats? Neither am I. How about a fan of rats involving Snooki from Jersey Shore? Well, neither am I. Enjoy the next pic anyway.
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| Ron + His (Snooki) Rat |
North Korea: Failure to Launch Movie Poster
I found a clever poster today that parodies North Korea and their failure to launch a rocket today with a movie poster from the movie with Sarah Jessica Parker of the same name.
If you like the poster, let the world know by leaving a comment below!
If you like the poster, let the world know by leaving a comment below!
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| Kim Jong Eun -- Failure to Launch Movie Poster. |
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Sweden and Finland: EU's Cock and Balls?
I found a picture that advocates that Norway join the EU without delay. The rationale? It's not political; it's aesthetic. Without this extra country, the combination of Sweden and Finland looks like a cock + balls, as the picture below demonstrates.
The text of the picture is: "I feel that Norway should join the EU without delay. Not for any political or economic reasons, just to stop Sweden and Finland from looking like a big cock and balls on the new euro coins".
Well said.
The text of the picture is: "I feel that Norway should join the EU without delay. Not for any political or economic reasons, just to stop Sweden and Finland from looking like a big cock and balls on the new euro coins".
Well said.
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| Sweden + Finland = Cock + Balls? |
Skaing Down the Stairs: Win!
Any time you can skate down a flight of stairs in your shoes, it's a win.
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| Skating down the stairs: win! |
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