Stephen Colbert: Jesus vs. Thor -- Funny

So, if you had to pick the coolest god out there, would it be Jesus or Thor? Stephen Colbert attempts to answer exactly this question in a rib tickling video from The Colbert Report-- "Yahwey or No Way: Jesus vs. Thor".

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Okay, so on Colbert's arbitrary index of awesomeness, Jesus is clearly the coolest God out there. However, I think that some more arguments could have been made for Thor. For one, historically Jesus was celibate. While this definitely makes Jesus the winner as far as purity is concerned, it also means that he probably had a lot of lonely nights during his 33 year lifespan.

Thor, on the other hand, was free to get it on with as many ladies as he could get. I don't know about you, but if I was a god, I would be awfully tempted by some of that fine mortal tail. On that fact alone, I think that Thor should be a winner, but I realize that the subject is open to debate.

So, which do you think is the coolest God out there -- Thor or Jesus?

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