Young Buck Tries To Mate With Young Girl - Watch MoreFunny Videos
So, yeah, the strange things that people and animals do on camera.
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Friday, November 25, 2011
Deer Tries to Hump Hot White Girl
I actually kind of wish that I was kidding about this next video, but that's actually what the video is about. It's a sexual very confused deer and a white girl who is a bit of a tease. It's, from what I can see, very real and very disturbing.
Young Buck Tries To Mate With Young Girl - Watch MoreFunny Videos
So, yeah, the strange things that people and animals do on camera.
Young Buck Tries To Mate With Young Girl - Watch MoreFunny Videos
So, yeah, the strange things that people and animals do on camera.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Sexual Experimentation; The "Turducken" Experiment
I found this funny but somewhat disturbing cartoon online the other day. It's an "experiment" (probably sexual) between a turkey, duck, and chicken to make a "turducken".
If you enjoy cartoons such as this and want me to post more when I find them, just let me know by leaving a comment.
If you enjoy cartoons such as this and want me to post more when I find them, just let me know by leaving a comment.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
How to Drink Water in Space
Okay, I want to be absolutely clear about this next video for all of the perverts out there. This video is about DRINKING WATER IN SPACE. It is NOT ABOUT SEX. It is NOT SOME WEIRD FETISH VIDEO WHERE A TOTALLY HOT GIRL DOES FELLATIO ON THE END OF A HOSE.
Now that we're clear about that, you can watch the video.
As I said, it's simply a video about space, space explorations, and all that junk.
Jeeze, perverts!
Now that we're clear about that, you can watch the video.
As I said, it's simply a video about space, space explorations, and all that junk.
Jeeze, perverts!
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| Hot girl drinks water |
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Another Not Funny Video from Funny or Die: The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape
Sometimes I wonder why I even go on the Funny or Die website anymore. I go there looking for cool videos to post on my blog and, with few exceptions, leave disappointed.
A perfect example of this comes from the next entry. Here, Funny or Die posted something claiming to be "The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape". So, I decided to watch the video, hoping this time I wouldn't be disappointed.
I was still disappointed.
Okay, so the thing I don't understand about the Funny or Die site is this: they have money, lots of viewers, professional script writers, and star power that amateur producers on Youtube could only have wet dreams about at night. Yet, they still can't manage to make anything better than the video above?
I mean, it's not just the blatant appeal to sex and sexism, the pandering to Perez Hilton and the whole Hollywood slapping traditional morals with a wet tuna thing, or even the inane magic marker drawings on the video at the end. It's the fact that, consistently, the videos on this site just aren't funny. A lot could be forgiven if I laughed, even once, when I watched videos like this one on the Funny or Die site. For some reason, it just doesn't happen, with very few exceptions.
![Carrie Prejean Interview [Explicit]](http://ws.amazon.com/widgets/q?MarketPlace=US&ServiceVersion=20070822&ID=AsinImage&WS=1&Format=_SL160_&ASIN=B003BN6CO6&tag=futur0fe-20)
Funny or Die just sucks.
Funny or Die Presents: Season One
A perfect example of this comes from the next entry. Here, Funny or Die posted something claiming to be "The Carrie Prejean Sex Tape". So, I decided to watch the video, hoping this time I wouldn't be disappointed.
I was still disappointed.
Carrie Prejean Sex Tape - watch more funny videos
Okay, so the thing I don't understand about the Funny or Die site is this: they have money, lots of viewers, professional script writers, and star power that amateur producers on Youtube could only have wet dreams about at night. Yet, they still can't manage to make anything better than the video above?
I mean, it's not just the blatant appeal to sex and sexism, the pandering to Perez Hilton and the whole Hollywood slapping traditional morals with a wet tuna thing, or even the inane magic marker drawings on the video at the end. It's the fact that, consistently, the videos on this site just aren't funny. A lot could be forgiven if I laughed, even once, when I watched videos like this one on the Funny or Die site. For some reason, it just doesn't happen, with very few exceptions.
Funny or Die just sucks.
Funny or Die Presents: Season One
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Natalie Portman -- Annoying Laugh
Have you ever noticed that all hot girls, everywhere, in the entire world, have annoying laughs. This next video from Natalie Portman proves that all people everywhere, including both God and Stephen Hawking, agree that hot girls have annoying laughs.
But, my question to the guys out there is this: would you still date Natalie, even if she laughed like this all the way through sex. For me, the answer is hell yes.
But, my question to the guys out there is this: would you still date Natalie, even if she laughed like this all the way through sex. For me, the answer is hell yes.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Funny Video: 6 Types of Girls You Date in College
Image by ShaneRobinson via FlickrSo, according to college humor, there are 6 types of girls that you'll date in college: the athlete, the partier, the pretty one, the religious one, your best friend, and the perfect one. Watch the video to find out what is wrong with each of those girls and how you'll manage to screw things up.
I think that my favorite girl out of the bunch is the religious one. I have met a few girls in my life with repressed sexual urges courtesy of their childhood faith, and they are even stranger than the girl in the College Humor video. Out of all the girls in the video, you probably want to stay away from them above all else.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Eva Mendes -- Sex Tape!!!
Exclusive: Eva Mendes Sex Tape -- I have found a video exclusive: the Eva Mendes Sex Tape -- only on Future Twit. If you haven't seen this yet, you just have to watch and check out this absolutely amazing sex tape, courtesy of Eva Mendes.
So, yeah, cool joke huh? I do like the video, and the SEO behind a title like that is amazing.
So, fess up, how many of you clicked on this video expecting to see naked pictures of Eva Mendes? I know that I was hoping for that, but I also knew that there had to be a catch.
Just so that you don't leave disappointed, here is a good sexy picture of Eva Mendes.
So, yeah, cool joke huh? I do like the video, and the SEO behind a title like that is amazing.
So, fess up, how many of you clicked on this video expecting to see naked pictures of Eva Mendes? I know that I was hoping for that, but I also knew that there had to be a catch.
Just so that you don't leave disappointed, here is a good sexy picture of Eva Mendes.
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| Sexy Eva Mendes -- nice shirt |
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Shower Sex -- Not All It's Cracked Up To Be!!!
Just like the title says, sometimes cool sounding things, like sex in the shower, are not always what they're cracked up to be. Watch this cool video from College Humor that shows some of the pitfalls of show sex.
I especially like the end part where the guy pees in the shower. I also thought that it would have been funny to have the guy fart in the shower, or even the girl fart in the shower.
Also, I agree about the part about washing or not washing body cavities when you're showering with someone. On the one hand, it's more hygienic to wash them. On the other hand, it can be kind of a turn off for either or both parties if the other starts doing that.
So, to wash or not to wash: that is the question.
Waterpik TRS-559 Elements 5-Mode Handheld Shower, Brushed Nickel
I especially like the end part where the guy pees in the shower. I also thought that it would have been funny to have the guy fart in the shower, or even the girl fart in the shower.
Also, I agree about the part about washing or not washing body cavities when you're showering with someone. On the one hand, it's more hygienic to wash them. On the other hand, it can be kind of a turn off for either or both parties if the other starts doing that.
So, to wash or not to wash: that is the question.
Waterpik TRS-559 Elements 5-Mode Handheld Shower, Brushed Nickel
Saturday, June 18, 2011
Blog Humor -- Images from The Internet
Earlier today, I decided to Google search "Blog Humor" and see what kind of images I could find. Here are some of the funnier examples that I found:
1. Shakespeare blogging:
2. Blogging after sex:
3. Blogging in the bathroom:
4. Blogging instead of letting kids using the computer for homework
5. Nobody reads my blog:
Pretty cool, right? Well, even if you don't think it's cool, I hope that you at least found my post about "humor blog" useful. Who knows -- maybe you'll even "borrow" some of these images for your own website -- just like I borrowed them for mine (by hyperlink, of course).
1. Shakespeare blogging:
3. Blogging in the bathroom:
4. Blogging instead of letting kids using the computer for homework
5. Nobody reads my blog:
Pretty cool, right? Well, even if you don't think it's cool, I hope that you at least found my post about "humor blog" useful. Who knows -- maybe you'll even "borrow" some of these images for your own website -- just like I borrowed them for mine (by hyperlink, of course).
Funny Videos -- Foursquare for Sex
Here is yet another video from College Humor about the new appplication Foursquare -- only this time for sex and nicknamed "Fucksquare". So, all of you Foursquare fans check out this funny and cool video from College Humor.
Well, this guy didn't get the "Hatch Back" badge, eh? Bummer for him (no pun intended).
Well, this guy didn't get the "Hatch Back" badge, eh? Bummer for him (no pun intended).
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Funny - Virginity Song - High School Sucks: The Musical
Watch this parody about stories of three guys losing their virginity during high school in this funny parody of High School Musical. I am pretty sure that the stories about their first time sex are made up, but the song is hilarious nonetheless.
As a follow up to the post, I would talk about my first time, but my very religious family might object. Oh wait, I forgot: it was when I got married :)
Oh wait, we never did anything sick and ungodly like sex when my ex and I were married. We just sat in the bedroom at night and talked about the love of Jesus and read the Bible.
In fact, I think that's what all married couples do. The idea that babies come from sex and then pop out of the "no-no" parts of the mommy was given to us by the devil, who is also a homosexual (according to my pastor). Nobody has sex ever, except for the people who are going to burn in hell fire after they die.
Whew! I'm glad I got that cleared up.
As a follow up to the post, I would talk about my first time, but my very religious family might object. Oh wait, I forgot: it was when I got married :)
Oh wait, we never did anything sick and ungodly like sex when my ex and I were married. We just sat in the bedroom at night and talked about the love of Jesus and read the Bible. In fact, I think that's what all married couples do. The idea that babies come from sex and then pop out of the "no-no" parts of the mommy was given to us by the devil, who is also a homosexual (according to my pastor). Nobody has sex ever, except for the people who are going to burn in hell fire after they die.
Whew! I'm glad I got that cleared up.
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Katy Perry -- That's Not My Belly Button!
If you missed it, Katy Perry, the singer extraordinaire, made an off color, dirty, yet funny joke at the end of her recent guest appearance on The Simpsons. To see the joke, watch the video below.
Oh, to be muppet Moe Sizlack!
Of course, The Simpsons were playing off of the old "That's not my belly button" joke that I heard growing up. There are many versions out it out there; here is one (this one from aardvarkarchie.com
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
I've also heard a version with a couple the night before their wedding, etc.
Oh, to be muppet Moe Sizlack!
Of course, The Simpsons were playing off of the old "That's not my belly button" joke that I heard growing up. There are many versions out it out there; here is one (this one from aardvarkarchie.com
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
I've also heard a version with a couple the night before their wedding, etc.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Mario and Princess Fight over Sex
A little video from Seth Macfarlane -- Mario and Princess (from Super Mario Brothers fight over sex, and she gets eaten by Bowser. Enjoy!
Friday, June 11, 2010
Adam and Eve in the Friend Zone
Adam and Eve -- they were made for each other. But, does that mean that he's going to get lucky? Judging from this video, probably not.
Adam's right: sex could be awesome.
Adam's right: sex could be awesome.
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