Some have called you fat. I call those critics of awesome body, dear Pippa, closet homosexuals (not that there's anything wrong with that). So, to thwart your detractors and as an ode to your body, I have arranged five pictures for you, oh Pippa, on my blog.
Actually, they're more for all of the horny guys that I know visit my blog regularly.
Enjoy :)
1. Pippa Middleton: Pretty Smile:
I would put a smile even bigger than that one on your face if I could, Pippa.
2. Pippa dressed down:
You still look great.
3. Pippa with rose in hair:
She looks very classy.
4. Pippa + Kate:
Wow, so much hotness! I wonder if they ever got drunk and . . .
Threw up!
(What did you think I was going to say :O )
Okay, so, this is a first for me. I've never included a picture like this on my blog before. But, it's so famous by now that I'm not sure that you could show a photo collage of Pippa Middleton without including it somewhere.
Be warned: it contains S.O.B. (side of boob).
5. Pippa topless:
Most of us can only dream about marrying a girl that pretty :(
Well, there you have it -- 5 photos of the amazing Pippa Middleton. I hope you're grateful.
