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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Seven Secrets of a Highly Asinine Blog Post

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Have you ever wondered how to take you blog and suck the life out of it with post after post of asinine content? Well, if you have, read on. If you haven't ... go get high or something.

1. Make lists: Everybody these days needs a list to understand life, especially with how badly public education has failed modern students. If any of your points can't be summarized into a four or less words bullet point, you're putting way too much effort into your writing.

2. Restate the obvious: When people want to know about something in life, they don't want to read the thoughts of someone who did their research and thought about the topic for a long time before writing. They want someone to tell them facts that would have taken them less than five seconds to figure out on their own. If you're writing a how-to entry -- say about how to put on a door knob or something --, be sure to write: "Read the directions" at least once in your post. After all, if someone can't figure out how to do something, the last thing they'd thing to do is read the directions.

3. Stay vague -- very vague: If you want to make your posts especially annoying, make sure to put tons of generalities in them. Don't give specific, useful information, like telling someone to increase pageviews on old blog entries by using the Tweet Random feature and to tweet out their old blog posts at least 4 or more times per day. Such specific information is way, way too useful. Instead, try to stay as nebulous as possible by chanting slogans like "use Twitter" or "write good content". If anyone one looks for specific advice on how to do this, be sure to back up these general statements with more general statements, like "To write good content, be creative and write about things that you know". If all else fails, just fall back onto point number two.

4. Put ads everywhere: Believe it or not, folks really don't visit your blog to be entertained or to read useful things. They click on your blog mainly for the purpose of clicking on your ads. So, make sure to stuff ads literally EVERYWHERE in your posts. Follow this up by putting in-text affiliate links to some piece-of-crap product that nobody wants to buy or that is an obvious scam ("Make 10 million dollars online your first year, 100% guaranteed!). It really helps people to facepalm when they read your posts.

5. Rip off content: If all else fails, just rip off the content of another blog. Don't worry about obvious copy right violations and lawsuits to follow. Just make sure to scan/reblog/"borrow" as much crap as you can from as many sources as you can and you'll be fine.

6. Write crap English: If your native language isn't English and you are some peasant farmer in Indonesia making 4$ a day, then blogging is obviously the job for you! This way, you can write difficult to decipher sentences, like: "Friend, I share with your kind affiliate link of highest honour. You should be kind to receive and click link for profits in fast time." Sound completely natural and native to me.

Well, that's a summary of a few ways to write asinine blog posts. If you think of any ways I missed (or if you think I'm an ass), be sure to let me know in the comments section.
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Saturday, November 19, 2011

IZEA Corporation: Secretly a Clown Troop Masquerading as a Company? Fortunately, no.

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 Background: The IZEA corporation recently rejected my blog for the reason that "Your blog appears to exist solely for payment, or to post referral links." Here is my response.

Update: The customer service team from IZEA contacted me and approved my blog after I complained. So, I should take this post down. However, I am not going to, because it's a funny post (although slightly harsh in the last paragraph).

My blog has over 700 (!) entries. It is nearly three years old. I have over 50,000 followers on Twitter. I also have nearly 80,000 friends on Myspace, over 1,000 friends on Facebook, presence on Digg, etc. Further, I have all types of posts, from short posts about videos I enjoy to well thought out long blog commentaries.

The blog DOES NOT, and I repeat, DOES NOT "exist solely for payment, or to post referral links", as you claim in your rejection of my site.

During my lifetime, I have made perhaps a few hundred dollars from blogging. Considering the thousands of hours that I have put into creating my blog, building traffic to it, making friends with other bloggers, etc., this works out to a pay rate of a few cents (or less) per hour. I can assure you that, if I had wanted to do something for the sole purpose of making money, I would have been much better suited taking a part-time job. In fact, the only reason why I even post paid entries is because I am signed up for a related website (Blogvertise) and, after months of inactivity, I recently received an email with a personal appeal from one of the employees for that company that asked me to reactivate my account because companies that advertised through Blogvertise had specifically requested to advertise on my website.

In light of these facts (many of which would have been obvious to anyone with half a brain that actually LOOKED at my blog instead of having a computer auto-reject it), I am left to conclude that your company has a load of buffoons working for it. Therefore, I respectfully request that you delete my account and refrain from contacting me in the future with any offers to write sponsored entries. I no longer wish to do business with your company.

Respectfully,

JC

P.S. The full contents of this email are going to be posted on my "shill" blog for all the world to see, including my 50,000 twitter followers.
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

My Weird and Messed Up Blog Traffic Patterns

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I just thought that I would write a blog entry with some observations about my weird and messed up blog traffic patterns. I have just been reading sites like Problogger to see if anyone else has these types of traffic patterns, but I haven't found any others. The problem?

In short, my traffic patterns are strange.

During a typical month, I will get something like 60% of my traffic from Google searches, 25% of my traffic from referring sites (mostly from Twitter accounts with a combined 60K followers), 10% from direct visits, and 5% from random other sources (like Digg, for example). Combined, I'm hitting a little over over 5K visitors per month. So, what's my complaint?

Out of all my traffic, I would say that less than about 5% actually goes to new posts.

When I post a new video, thought, or article, I am luck if I get a dozen people clicking on that article.

Most of my traffic goes straight to a bunch of picture compilations that I put up, with the posts with pictures of fat girls, pictures of Emma Sugiyama, and pictures of girls in skirts being the top three usually.

Now, I'm not complaining about traffic by any means. I just wish that more people would listen to what I have to say instead of just hitting my site for pictures.

Does anyone else have this problem? Any thoughts?
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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Even Celebrities Have Failed Blogs: Kayley Cuoco

Ordinary people and house moms with too much time on their hands aren't the only ones with blogs that can fail. As it turns out, even big time celebrities can have failed blogs. Case in point? Kaley Cuoco of the Big Bang Theory.

I was cruising around Youtube earlier, watching random videos, and I came across one that said Kaley had an official blog on Tumblr at kaleydreams.tumblr.com. So, I decided to go check it out. Surprise, surprise, she only has three entries, and she hasn't written since March of 2011. I am not sure, but I am guessing that her blog is dead.

One of the few pictures that she did have though was of her and Johnny Galecki -- a costar on the show -- hugging. The two used to date for a long time and then broke up to be "just friends". However, when people are taking pictures like that together when they're "ex-whatevers", it usually means that someone is still getting some sugar. I think this is kind of sad because she is way too good looking for him. Oh well, I guess it's nice even short guys can get hot girls from time to time.

For your troubles, here is a pic of Kaley Cuoco.

Kaley Cuoco


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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Closing in on 200 Visitors Per Day for My Blog

I just wanted to write a quick post to note that my blog is closing back in on 200 visitors per day. A few months ago, it had traffic levels well above this, but then I changed over to www.futuretwit.com from my former blogspot address, and the traffic levels fell to where I was barely getting over 100 visitors per day for a while.

I am also much more optimistic about the traffic this time. The cool thing is that about 70% of my traffic, on average, comes from search engine traffic, which means that it might have a lot more staying power than the traffic that comes from Twitter. Also, the traffic this time around is spread out over a lot more of my entries than it was before. Previously, I used to have one or two entries that would get all of my traffic and the rest of my entries would have a few hits here or there.

If you have any strategies to generate traffic for my blog, please leave them in a comment below. Thanks.
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Saturday, July 9, 2011

500 Post on My Blog -- Reflections and Advice



I have either hit (or am soon to hit) about 500 posts on my blog. So, reflecting back on this monumental achievement, I have some thoughts and words of advice.

1. The key to having more than your friends and family visit your blog is persistence: To write 500 posts, I had to do a lot of groundwork for this blog, both in the way of writing and networking through social media. A lot of that work was done back when the number of visitors that I have per day sometimes exceeds the number of visitors that I used to get per month. So, I had to keep blogging, even when I didn't get that many people reading my blog.

2. Twitter is an awesome source for traffic: 500 blog posts have taught me that Twitter (and more recently Facebook) are awesome sources for traffic that all bloggers should utilize. Probably 1/2 or so of my daily traffic on this blog is directly attributable to Twitter. It gives each of my blog entries a very long shelf life because I constantly retweet old posts.

3. Having a big blog is awesome: Not only do I have a big blog now (which the search engines love), but I have a sort of online diary. Even though most of my entries are videos or picture lists, I have a record of the types of things that made me smile, think, and grin (like all the pictures of pretty girls I have on here).

4. There is no money to be made in blogging unless you treat it like a part time job: 500 blog entries have taught me that, unless you're willing to work at it like a part time job, there is little money to be made in blogging. Sum total, I think that I have made about 200 dollars lifetime from blogging, including Adsense and paid blog entries revenue. I firmly believe that people can make money (as Doocebag Megan Armstrong has proven), but I don't think that very many people make money overall. And even then, they would probably make more money for the time spent by going down to UPS and throwing boxes at night.

5. Blogging can be rewarding: I feel a sense of accomplishment when I reflect on my blog entries. Even with the short entries I usually write on here, it's pretty good to get 500 of them.
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Monday, June 27, 2011

Blog Post Frequency: Quantity versus Quality -- The Math

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After doing some research online, I have come across quite a few conflicting articles about whether it is better to have quantity or quality when it comes to posting blog articles. In other words, is it better to post a few very high quality articles, say once per week or so, or is it better to post several lower quality articles instead.

To try and come to a resolution on this point, I thought that I would run through some numbers. Here are my results.

To start out, let me just note that blog traffic can be divided into one of two categories: "front" or "back" end traffic. Now, front end traffic means the traffic that you get each time you post new content. Back end traffic means the content that you get from blog posts that you already posted and forgot about.

So, let's analyze this a bit.

Front end: Using the numbers from my blog, I usually get between 10 and 20 new visitors per post each time I publish. These visitors mostly come from Twitter; although, there are also a smattering of visitors from other social media websites and from search engines.

Back end; I use services like Tweet Random to continually recycle my old posts on Twitter, so my back end traffic is usually pretty good. Between retweeting old articles and some love from the search engines, I manage to generate about 1 visitor per day per two old blog posts. It may not be the greatest rate in the world, but it's much better than when I started blogging.

The Math: So, assuming that I posted 10 times per day with average quality articles and only got 10 visitors per post front end and 1 per every 2 posts per day on the back end, I would average about 250 visitors per day after one month.

By contrast, if I posted once per day and managed to get 30 visitors per article front end and 3 visitors per day per article on the back end, I would only be getting 120 visitors per day after a month.

Admittedly, these numbers are a bit contrived because it's hard to gauge how many extra visitors a "quality" blog post brings in. My experience: not that many more than a quick entry.

At the same time, however, the problem with only trying to post quality articles is that neither you nor I can know for certain which articles are going to attract a lot of visitors. We can both make guesses, and every so often hit a home run; but it's still just a guessing game until one of our articles goes viral on Google.

On the other hand, if we post a lot of quantity articles and the occasional quality article, each article has to carry much less of a load in terms of generating traffic. Note that by quantity, I don't mean posting something on your blog that you could have posted to Twitter instead -- 200 word minimum.

So, in the end, if I had to choose, based on the math I would choose quantity over quality. However, there are quite a few blogs out there to tell me how wrong I am for coming to that decision.

So, what are your thoughts on this? Do you go for quality or quantity on your site? How has each approach affected your traffic?
Create Your Own Blog: 6 Easy Projects to Start Blogging Like a Pro

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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Looking to Exchange Spots on Blog Roll

Анна ДиамандопулуImage via Wikipedia
I am currently looking to exchange spots on the blog roll of my blog with a similar blog with complimentary subject matter and reasonable traffic. While I am not too picky about what blogs I exchange with, I do have a few requirements:

1. Your blog must generate at least 100+ visitors per day: My blog is currently sitting at about 200-300 visitors per day, and I am planning to increase that as time goes on. So, to be worth my while, your blog needs to have at least 100 visitors per day -- with more being better.


2. The subject matter must be complimentary: Even though I do appreciate all of the hard work that mommy bloggers or makeup tutorial bloggers put into their sites, I am not sure how interested their visitors are going to be in visiting my site. By design, my site tends to appeal to the male crowd, probably in the 15-45 range, with a sprinkling of other demographics thrown in because of the entertainment news and the animal videos. So, please appeal to that demographic.

3. YOU CANNOT BE A SPLOGGER: I felt like I had to put that one in all caps because I really need to emphasize it. Every so often, I will get someone from the Far East (like Indonesia or the Philippines) that wants to exchange blog roll listings with me. When I go to check out their website, the whole thing is a massive advertisement with very little original (or even good) content. If this describes your website, don't bother.

4. You must have the blog roll prominently displayed on your site: My blog roll is pretty far up the side bar on my site. I don't think it's fair to exchange with someone who has their blog roll shoved in the corner of their site somewhere.


5. You must have less than 20 links on your blog roll OR you must have it automatically update to list the blogs that have recently posted at the top: Again, as my blog roll updates to place the most recent entries at the top and it only shows five entries at a time, I think it's unfair to exchange with someone who has 150 blog roll entries and mine is shoved somewhere near the bottom.

6. You must post to your blog regularly: I want some blogs with constant new content in my blog roll. If you only write an entry once every few months or so, it's not going to add anything to my blog content-wise.

If you meet all of these requirements and you're interested in exchanging places on blog rolls, please either leave a comment below or find me on Twitter @futuretwitblog. Thanks.
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Review of Microsoft Word 2010 Blog Post Feature


I am actually writing this post, for the first time, on Microsoft 2010. I think that I really like this feature of Word. First off, I notice that it is possible to directly publish to my Blogger account through the "Publish" button under the "Blog Post" menu in the toolbar. This is a nice feature and will save me some hassle from having to copy and paste the text from Word over to the Blogger text editing window. It's a small convenience, but every little bit helps.

The second thing that pops out at me is how much easier it is to edit blog entries using the Word interface than it is to use the Blogger interface. The next features I want to test are whether Word will correctly interpret html code, say from an embedded Youtube video. Here is my test case, which is a kitten falling down a few stairs:



I am a little disappointed that Word doesn't seem to have a built in java interpreter. I will have to see if the video renders correctly when I publish it or not.

The second thing that I want to check is whether pictures are correctly embedded in posts. So, I go over to Flickr and find some pictures of kittens . . .


 


 


 







It looks like I will have to insert the pictures later, through the Blogger interface, because the Word interface doesn't allow me to insert pictures from a website (which is crazy in this age of hyperlinking pictures).

So, overall, I would give the Word Blog Post feature a very marginal rating. I think that it's good for someone who is going to write a long text based article and needs a lot of formatting to make the text look nice. However, in terms of multimedia support, I would give Word a very marginal grade. There is no support for hyperlinking images and no support for java script so that movies, etc. can display real time during the editing process. However, the "Publish as Draft" feature under the "Publish" menu is nice, but it's still only nice because it means that I have a chance to fix my posts before putting them on the internet, which is something I should be able to do OUTSIDE of the blogger interface.

Final analysis: I won't use this feature, unless I am writing a long, text based article. 
 Kittens For Dummies
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

How To Build a 1000 Hit Per Day Blog in 1 Year

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I have been thinking about the topic of building a blog lately, specifically how to build a blog that generates 1000+ hits per day in a reasonable amount of time (say 1 year from the start) with about as much effort as an independent blogger could be expected to put into it. Here are my benchmarks for where I think that a blog should roughly be after one year if the blog expects 1000+ hits per day in traffic:

  • 1,000+ entries
  • Post 3-5x per day
  • 50,000+ Twitter followers
  • 10,000+ Facebook friends/Likes on blog page
  • Well represented on Digg, Reddit, StumbleUpon, MySpace
  • 100+ reciprocal links with blogs in niche (i.e. blogroll)
  • Extensive use of multimedia (pictures, video, etc.) on blog
  • Good design and content
Okay, before I start getting complaints about how unrealistic these goals are for a one year old blog, just let me say that I never said it was easy to get 1000+ visitors per day on a blog. In fact, I think it's pretty hard. The most visitors I've ever managed to get for one day are about 800, and I thought that I was doing pretty well to get that amount. However, I know that other, more well established blogs, regularly get well in excess of 1000 visitors per day, and I am starting to see how they can accomplish this -- mainly through hard work and persistence. So, here is my breakdown of each of the bullet points above.

1,000+ entries: Unless you're God's gift to blogging, you really need a lot of posts to generate large amounts of traffic. The more entries you have on a blog, the more chance that you have of getting visitors for "back end" or syndication traffic for posts that you wrote 6 months ago and forgot. With 1,000+ posts, you only have to rely on each post to generate 1 hit per day from syndication -- a pretty reasonable goal in my experience. Plus, search engines LOVE big blogs, and you're much more likely to get search traffic from a 1,000 entry blog than a 10 page blog, even if the 10 entry blog has a lot more useful content per entry.

Post 3-5x per day: I think that this point mostly follows from the arguments for a large blog above. If you can get about 50 visitors per day per post, then why not post 5x per day and get 50 visitors per time from your new posts alone? Besides, any good site need constant new content to keep it going. People don't tend to read most articles more than once, even if the article is well written. So, you have to keep feeding the beast.

For those of you who think this is posting too much, let me point out that most of the top 100 blogs post at least 20x per day with the Huffington Post putting up 200+ posts per day on most days. So, if you want traffic like TechCrunch, you have to post a lot -- just like TechCrunch does. Again, I never said it would be easy.

50,000+ Twitter followers: Twitter is a singularly useful tool for generating lots of blog traffic at a low cost. But, it's also a numbers game. The more people you have, the more traffic you can ultimately generate, even if a lot of your followers are bots or spammers. After all, you can ignore the spammers if necessary (like I do) with filters and just interact with your readers.

Also, the one year time frame for this is pretty doable. All you need to do is add about 150 people per day, which is very realistic through using a service like justunfollow.com and adding/subtracting around 300-400 people per day on average.

10,000 Facebook friends/Likes on blog page: The logic for this is pretty similar to the Twitter followers statement above. The more people you have seeing/thinking about your blog everyday, the more chances you have to attract readers and visitors. Again, it's ultimately a numbers game, especially as far as social media is concerned.

If you can manage to get as little as 30 people either friending or liking your Facebook account and page per day, you can hit 10,000 in a year's time. 

Well represented on Digg, Reddit, StumbleUpon, MySpace: The logic here is pretty much the same as the argument for having lots of Twitter followers. Again, the more tentacles that you have in cyberspace, the more chances someone has to find your blog.

100+ reciprocal links with blogs in niche (i.e. blogroll): This point was one that took me a while to realize, but it's a point well worth mentioning. A lot of the bigger blogs, especially those by names like Problogger or John Chan, tend to share a lot of traffic. So, while other bloggers in your niche are your competitors, they are also strangely allies in driving traffic to your blog (and vice versa).

If you can manage to add just two reciprocal links per week, this is an easily obtainable goal in a year's time.

If possible, you should establish reciprocal blogs links with as many of these other bloggers as possible, even if the other blog doesn't have a huge following (yet).

Extensive use of multimedia (pictures, video, etc.) on blog: Sometimes when I'm visiting a blog, I'm looking to read a novel. Sometimes, I'm just looking to watch a funny video or see some cool pictures. Your blog should have both, at least as much as possible. Some of my highest traffic blog entries are where I link to pictures or lists of images.

Good design and content: Ultimately, it doesn't matter how good you are at using social media and SEO to drive traffic to your blog. If your content or layout for your blog is crappy, people aren't going to come back (or stay for very long once they arrive). Content really is king, especially if you expect your posts to generate a lot of traffic in syndication.

I hope that I've given people a good understanding of how it should be possible (at least in theory) to generate 1,000 blog visitors per day in a year or less. Good luck in the blogsphere!

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Monday, June 20, 2011

Reason to Post to Blog Daily -- You're Not That Good

William Shakespeare (1564-1616)Image via Wikipedia
I always hear this same controversy in the blogsphere: quality versus quantity. I just want to bring one fact to the attention of bloggers everywhere:

Your articles aren't good enough for you to only post once per week.

They probably aren't good enough for you to post only once per day.

Everyone thinks that other people's farts stink and theirs don't. Everyone thinks other people's writing stinks but they're the new Shakespeare. I have a different take: I know that my writing is nothing exceptional. That's why I post something AT LEAST twice per day.

See, my hope is that, in the midst of the mediocre stuff that I post, someone will find a jewel, something that they can use and forward to all of their friends. The more I write, the more chance I have of that happening.

Even if they don't find a jewel, I hope that they can at least find something useful enough to keep them coming back to my blog. That would be nice. But the idea that people should only write one post per week or even per month is just silly. Blog writers, with few exceptions, just aren't that good.

Even if someone was trying to follow the Shakespeare or Stephen King model, it's important to remember that even those accomplished writers put out a lot of crap in their day. For every Romeo and Juliet there was a Tristan and Isolde, or an equally forgettable play, buried somewhere beneath.

I will concede the point, however, that bloggers should write entries longer than two sentences and about things people want to read too. However, if you can't write a post more interesting to your audience everyday than, "Use Twitter. It's awesome!" of "The cat threw up on the carpet again.", maybe you should take up Pinochle instead.


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5 Reasons Why I Post 5 Times Per Day

A lot of people (i.e. more than 2) have asked me recently why I post so damn much on my blog. Well, here is a list of five reasons why I post 5 times per day (or more) on my blog.

"a compass was there to get you thinking"

1. I work at a desk job where I have to generate, debug, and run computer code all day. Hence, I have a lot of time on my hands.


2. Some people think that everything that they write is worthy of the Pulitzer. I however, don't think that my stuff is that good. So, I try to make up in volume what I lack in quality.


3. I am vain. I like to see people visiting my blog. As the chances of this are increased greatly if I have lots of posts, I write more blog entries.


4. Somehow, I keep finding tons of content every day that I want to "borrow" from other internet sites. When I stop finding good content, I'll stop writing so much.


5. Because I can.


Seriously though, if you have a blog (like me) that you're semi-serious about and you're not posting at least twice per day, your blog isn't going to generate any long term traffic. Think about it this way: of all the news stories (essentially like blog posts) and how-to articles you've read online in the past 6 months, how many of them have you read twice?


Hell, I don't even read my entries twice usually, and I write them!


If you aren't constantly generating new content, your audience has moved on and found another website to surf.


So, bloggers, write more content.




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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Blog Humor -- Images from The Internet

Earlier today, I decided to Google search "Blog Humor" and see what kind of images I could find. Here are some of the funnier examples that I found:

1. Shakespeare blogging:

2.  Blogging after sex:







3. Blogging in the bathroom:





4. Blogging instead of letting kids using the computer for homework


5.  Nobody reads my blog:


Pretty cool, right? Well, even if you don't think it's cool, I hope that you at least found my post about "humor blog" useful. Who knows -- maybe you'll even "borrow" some of these images for your own website -- just like I borrowed them for mine (by hyperlink, of course).

God Does Have a Sense of Humor


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Saturday, June 11, 2011

You Know You've Arrived When 4Chan Links To You

Okay, so I guess you know that you've arrived as a blogger when you get linked to by the popular internet message board 4Chan. For those of you who don't delve into the underbelly of the internet that much, 4Chan is a popular message board that is about as unregulated as they come. From what I know of it, it's mostly a way for people to request and share anonymous porn and to set up coordinated internet pranks. But, at the same time, there are some more legitimate discussions that take place there too.

I was therefore SHOCKED earlier today when I opened up my Feedjit widget to check my site visitors and found that I had actually received a visitor from 4Chan! Here is the picture proof below:






Tracking down the URL from 4Chan proved that they had in fact linked to me. Here is the original comment where a poster links to a video with commentary that I recently put up from Dr. Neil Tyson about who supports science more: Democrats or Republicans.





All I can say is that 4Chan is about the harshest internet forum there is. If they link to your stuff, it's because they think that you have good, interesting, or useful posts on your blog.

Blogging world: I've finally arrived!

As thanks, here is my offering to the 4Chan god -- a picture of a sexy girl:





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Sunday, December 19, 2010

5 Tips to Grow Blog to 1000+ visitors per day




Building your blog traffic from scratch can seem like a long and daunting task, especially when you're just starting out. It can seem like hours of effort and work on your blog will only bring an additional 10-20 visitors, and the traffic levels are hard to sustain without constant effort. However, I want to share with you five simple tips and strategies that will vastly increase your blog visitors and blog traffic.

1. Realize that blog traffic growth is exponential, not linear: One of the biggest mistakes that bloggers make is to give up on their blog right when the traffic is ready to explode. The reason for this is that they fail to realize that blog traffic growth is exponential, not linear. Let me define these terms so that you can understand what I'm talking about.

Linear Growth: This means that your blog will grow at a constant rate proportional to the effort that you put into it. For example, if blog growth was linear, for every 100 hour you put into the blog, your traffic might increase by 1000 visitors per month. So, starting with 1000 visitors per month, after 6 months x 100 hours of work = 6,000 visitors per month if the increase in blog traffic is linear.

Exponential Growth: Here, blog traffic will increase at an every increasing rate proportional to the amount of work you put into it. As an example, lets say that, for every 100 hours of work you put into your blog, the monthly traffic doubles. In this model, after 6 months and starting with 1000 visitors, your blog traffic would be 1000*2*2*2*2*2*2 = 64,000 visitors per month, 58,000 more than if the growth were linear.

The downside of exponential growth in blog traffic is that it means that when you're starting out, the growth rate for your blog is going to be pretty slow. For example, if you start with a blog with only 100 visitors per month, 100 hours of work might only increase that to 50 visitors per month -- meaning you won't have much to show for your work right away. However, the key here is that you have to keep trying because the rewards will come, especially when you start to experience the type of insane, run away growth that comes on the back end of your blog. Many bloggers give up just when their blog is on the brink of exploding in terms of the traffic.


2. Use Social Media effectively: The second thing you should do is to make sure that you're using social media effectively to promote your blog. This process has basically two parts: posting your blog entries to social media and making sure that lots of people see those posts.

For the first part, you can use a service like Onlywire to send out each post to a variety of social media services, including Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Digg, Reddit, and more. If you have a large following on Twitter account, you also want to use Tweet Random to tweet out old copies of your blog posts so that your previous work doesn't go to waste.

I've already written one article about how to get lots of followers for Twitter and the other social media services. Basically, the method I follow is: a) follow lots of people and b) unfollow anyone who doesn't follow you back. There are some more tips I explain in the article above, including which internet services to use to easily follow and unfollow from Twitter, but this is the basic idea.

3. Use lots of pictures, videos, and interactive features in your posts: People often forget that the best blog posts have a variety of pictures, videos, songs, and interactive features (such as polls or games) to reinforce the text. Your readers don't just want information; they also want to be entertained. You should make every effort to put lots of pictures, videos, and interactive applets into your posts so that your blog will stick out in the minds of readers and keep them coming back for more.

4. Use basic SEO: Search Engine Optimization (SEO) is something that the largest commercial websites can spend millions of dollars per year to perfect. However, you can make significant improvements to your blog's ranking in a search engine by making small, free changes to your posts.

First, always make sure to include 4-7 search tags in the body of your posts. These tags should be geared around terms that people would look for if they were searching for the information you have in your article. Also, if you can do a little keyword research and try to target keywords that are popular but not too popular (like "Twitter" or "Google"), the results will be even better.

Second, make sure that you repeat your targeted keywords often throughout the body of your post. Since this article is about getting 1000+ visitors to your blog, I need to make sure that I keep repeating the phrase "1000+ visitors" or "blog" frequently enough that the search engines catch on to what my post is about. Obviously, you don't want to go too overboard with this idea and repeat "1000+ visitors" every five words, but even repeating the term as frequently as 10 -15 times in a given post couldn't hurt.

Third, make sure that you organize your posts into lists. Lists are not only easier for people to read, they're easier for search engines to understand as well.

Fourth, make sure that you have a catchy and relevant title to your post with as many targeted keyworkds in it as possible. Search engines place a lot of emphasis on the title of a blog post in ranking the post, and you should always make your titles as specific and relevant as possible.

5. Post frequently: Often bloggers will get stuck in the mindset that they should make one long, epic masterpiece of a post per month. If you're writing your blog for posterity, I guess this is a good strategy to follow. However, if you're writing your blog to attract visitors, you may want to rethink this idea.

In general, a blog post should be 300-2000 words. Anything longer than 2000 words should be broken up into multiple posts.

Summary: Using these strategies should help you to get your blog traffic flowing. Even though it may seem like an ambitious goal, 1,000 visitors per day on a blog is a goal that is both realistic and attainable with hard work and efficient strategies.






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Monday, November 29, 2010

Two Cool Blogs to Check Out

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I have been promising to write an article highlighting some of the blogs from my fellow bloggers for some time, and I finally feel like I am in the mood to do it. So, here goes: Note that these blogs are in no particular order (because I thoroughly enjoy reading both of them).

Show Me Your Look Today

What it's about: The blogger, who we will call "Mike" (because that's his name) writes about his daily life and adventures in Manila, Philippines. I think that he started out the blog as an attempt to show the world the fashion of his different friends and family, but, like most of us, he has had a hard time staying in niche writing and has expanded out to include articles about daily life, personal philosophy, etc.


Why I like his blog: Mike's writing is very sincere and honest. I can also tell from his writing style and subject matter selection that he seems to genuinely care about the people he is around, always a good trait by my standard.


What Burns My Bacon

What it's about: This blog is a chance for the author, we'll call him Anthony (because, again, it's his name) to write about politics in the United States. Mostly, his stance favors this political right in this country, although he also has several views that could be considered much more centrist. He also uses the blog as an opportunity to reference several of his articles on Sodahead.com -- a site for which he also professionally writes.


Why I like his blog: I always find Anthony's opinions both interesting and well thought out. While I don't always agree with him on everything, I respect a man who can argue his points well, whatever point he may be arguing; and Anthony's intelligence and education shows through in his writing.

I also want to point out that, out of all the comments I've ever received on my blog or chat window, these gentlemen account for a good percentage of them, for which I am grateful.

Do you have any other blogs that I should check out? Do you want my readers to check out your blog? Then please leave a comment about the blog!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

How to Get Lots of Followers on Twitter

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Twitter is a great medium for spamming people and spreading your message around the internet. However, some of your advertisement spam loses its effectiveness when you're only sending it out to five people, two of whom are Korean and don't know any English. So, here is the way to get more followers on Twitter, or pretty much any other social networking site.
1. Follow lots of people: For some reason, when you blindly follow people on a social networking site, about 1/4 to 1/2 of those people will follow you back. What this means is that the main way to get lots of followers on Twitter (or Digg, Facebook, Myspace, etc.) is to follow lots of people and wait for a return following. I wish that there was some secret that was trickier than this, but this is the main truth. Social networking sites know this, however; and they will often put blocks into their sites to limit the number of people you can follow to be no more than a certain percentage over the number that follow you. For example, Twitter limits this number to 10% -- meaning that, if you have 2000 followers, you can follow at most 2200 people. This leads me to my next point:
2. Use tools like Refollow and Twitter Karma to unfollow people who aren't following back: I know that for Twitter Refollow and Twitter Karma (Google search both to find the exact links) allow you to unfollow anyone who is not following you automatically. I'm not sure if these tools exist for other social media sites, but I'm not sure if these sites have the same following restrictions that Twitter has. In any case, both tools are very useful for getting tons of Twitter followers.
3. Promote your Twitter account on your blog, Facebook, etc.: If you already have a large following on a site like Facebook or your personal blog, you can stick a Twitter widget button on your page (again, Google search to find the address) to gain new followers. If you're only looking to increase your followers by a few dozen or a few hundred, this would be a good option for you. However, if you want followers in the thousands (which is very desirable on Twitter), this method will only take you so far.
4. Get your followers to give you shoutouts, retweets, and recommendations: Another good source to add a few dozen to hundred new followers is by having followers you know and trust give you shoutouts and recommendations to their followers. As with method 3, this can be tedious if you're looking to gain thousands of followers. However, if you're only looking for a few hundred, targeted followers, this method is as good as the three above.
Gaining Twitter followers is hard, but, with hard work and the tools mentioned above, it can be a smooth process.
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