Showing posts with label reasons. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reasons. Show all posts

Friday, July 15, 2011

3 Reasons NOT to use Adsense

Even though Adsense (and Adsense residuals) are the rage of the internet right now among the blogging and black hat SEO types, there are some very good reasons why people should NOT use Adsense on their blogs or sites. Below, I list the three main reasons why using Adsense to make money on a blog is probably not a good idea.

1. Small blogs/sites can't make any money with it: If you have a small blog or website (say one the brings in a few hundred visitors or less per day), you are probably not going to make any money using Adsense. First off, the click through rates per visitor (the number of times a person visiting your site clicks an ad) are generally quite small and the amount of money you get per click is usually less than a dollar. Combined with the 100$ payout threshold for you to get your checks and a propensity for Adsense to declare some (or many) of your clicks invalid, it can take months before you see your first check.

Use instead: I would personally use something like MyLikes or a PayPal donation button instead, especially if I only cared about making a few bucks per month. The payout threshold on MyLikes is a couple of bucks, and the pay per click is usually in the 0.20$ -0.50$ range -- probably good enough to get token amounts every month.

2. Big sites don't need it: As for big blogs and websites, most of them can do much better than Adsense. If you have a large site (thousands of visitors per day), Adsense is not a good alternative unless you really don't have the time to find anything better. Most of the ads that pop up on Adsense tend to be not well targeted to your specific niche, and the payouts and pay-per-click rates are below what you could negotiate with a private party.

Use instead: With a large site, it's much better to sell space on your site to specific advertisers. It takes a lot more work, but it's also probably much cheaper and more cost effective than just throwing your ads out shotgun style, like you would with Adsense.

3. Lazy advertising: Advertisers also should probably not use Adsense because, in most cases, it's just lazy advertising on their parts. Think about it: if you're going to spend thousands of dollars on an advertising campaign for your product, wouldn't you much rather have control over where your ads show up instead of leaving it to a third party that doesn't care if your business exists in two years?

Use instead: In most cases, it is better for advertisers that are serious about getting their name out to negotiate directly with websites/blogs that match their niche. Often, the resulting ads are much more targeted and productive than Adsense ads.

So, even though Adsense may be a good tool in some limited cases, it's also a good idea to avoid it in others.

Leave your thoughts on Google Adsense below.
The AdSense Code: What Google Never Told You about Making Money with Adsense

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Monday, June 20, 2011

5 Reasons Why I Post 5 Times Per Day

A lot of people (i.e. more than 2) have asked me recently why I post so damn much on my blog. Well, here is a list of five reasons why I post 5 times per day (or more) on my blog.

"a compass was there to get you thinking"

1. I work at a desk job where I have to generate, debug, and run computer code all day. Hence, I have a lot of time on my hands.


2. Some people think that everything that they write is worthy of the Pulitzer. I however, don't think that my stuff is that good. So, I try to make up in volume what I lack in quality.


3. I am vain. I like to see people visiting my blog. As the chances of this are increased greatly if I have lots of posts, I write more blog entries.


4. Somehow, I keep finding tons of content every day that I want to "borrow" from other internet sites. When I stop finding good content, I'll stop writing so much.


5. Because I can.


Seriously though, if you have a blog (like me) that you're semi-serious about and you're not posting at least twice per day, your blog isn't going to generate any long term traffic. Think about it this way: of all the news stories (essentially like blog posts) and how-to articles you've read online in the past 6 months, how many of them have you read twice?


Hell, I don't even read my entries twice usually, and I write them!


If you aren't constantly generating new content, your audience has moved on and found another website to surf.


So, bloggers, write more content.




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Friday, April 29, 2011

5 Reasons Why NES Was The Best Console Ever

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Back in the days before game consoles used huge graphics cards as a crutch, game programmers had to actually put effort into making games fun. Such was the case with the original NES game system. Thus, without further ado, here are five reasons why I think NES was the best game console ever.

1. They had Super Mario Brothers 3: Whether it was warp whistles or the tanooki suit, this video game was one of the best video games ever made. It just had a fun, easy, laid back style of play that you just don't see in most of the games today (except for the latter games in the Mario series on the Wii).

2. It was the only show in town: Today, people have all kinds of options available to them for entertainment. Back when the NES was in full swing, the options for entertainment were a lot more limited. Sure, the NES can't compete with the X-Box, but imagine how fun the console was when your only other options were local TV (cable if you were lucky) and -- the horror -- going outside. That alone was enough to propel the NES into the realm of instant nostalgia.

3. The games were more diverse/creative: The trend in video games over the past 10 years or so has been to make releases increasingly like a Hollywood production: big budget, lots of special effects, and a formula that producers more or less know will work. With the NES games back in the day, you had games all over the place: questing games with Zelda, fighting games with Mike Tyson Boxing and Double Dragon, and running and jumping games with The Simpsons vs. The Aliens and the Mario series. It was kind of like the Sundance festival of gaming.

4. The NES was a pioneer: Arguably Atari and the game Space Invaders deserve this honor. But, at the same time, Atari really didn't forge the whole home video gaming industry in the same way that NES did. Prior to NES, having a game console was something like having a ham radio or a bug collection -- cool but still rare. After NES, having a video game console became a lot more like having a TV.

5. Because I said so: Look, it's my article, and I can declare it the best game console of all time if I want. If you disagree, leave me a comment telling me why.
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Friday, April 15, 2011

4 Reasons Why Tea Partiers Are Idiots:



4  Reasons Why Tea Partiers Are Idiots:

You’ve heard them on the radios; you’ve seen them on T.V. You’ve known them, you’ve lived among them, and (God forbid) you might even be one of them. But, do you know why they’re idiots? Here, I give you five reasons why members of the so called Tea Party movement are idiots.
1.       They hate the government: This has to be one of the stupidest arguments that Tea Partiers routinely make: “government doesn’t solve anything; it only makes the problem worse”. Oh really? So, you’re telling me that you don’t appreciate the government owned roads that you drive on for work every day, the government run police and fire stations that protect your house when you’re gone, the government military that prevents other nations from invading you, etc.? Give me a break.

Still not convinced? Well, let’s look at some other examples of countries with small government, say Somalia. How’s that working out for them?

2.       They like Glenn Beck: Or, specifically, they like Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, Michael Savage, Ron Paul, and a whole cadre of idiots who believe among other things that Barack Obama was born in Kenya the world was literally created in six days, and FEMA is running concentration camps.  Wow. Just wow.

3.       They hate taxing rich people: I have family members who are quite well off, including one household that makes over 150K per year, who live very comfortable lifestyles. However, even they don’t make enough money to pay more taxes if the Bush tax cuts are repealed. Yet, the Tea Party movement supports the repeal of these tax cuts, all under the guise of small government. Worse yet, they have duped tons of yokels into supporting this idea, very much against their own economic self interest. Again, wow.

4.       They cut spending needlessly: Let me explain. There are three main sources of discretionary government spending in this country (meaning after worker’s salaries have been paid, etc.): military, Social Security, and Medicare.  Between them, they account for like 80 or 90% of the budget annually. However, the whole focus of the Tea Partiers in balancing the budget is to cut programs like Pell Grants – spending that accounts for a tiny fraction (less than 1%) of the overall budget in the country annually. Bone heads.

What are your thoughts on this? Am I being too harsh? Leave your comments below.
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

5 Reasons to Join a Cult

Alexander Kelly, Medal of Honor recipient. Thi...Image via Wikipedia
 What You Never Knew Before About Loving the Leader

Even if people around you (family, friends, police) say that cults are dangerous institutions and that you should stay far away from them, you know better than they do. In fact, joining a cult can be one of the most rewarding and life changing experiences that you could ever have, regardless of how much money you have to pay the leader or how many orgies you have to have with him (or her). Here are the top 5 reasons to join a cult:
1. Free food: Are you one of those food junkies who walks around town looking for a free eat? Well, you're in luck -- cults provide an endless source of free food to all who join. Of course, everything in the cult is "free" already -- mostly because "money" and being "paid" for your "work" is of the "devil". If you don't like that, the leader will make sure to put you into hell for your blasphemy.
2. Hot women: In a cult, you will find a never-ending source of naive girls and young women that are potential dating opportunities. Of course, all of the good ones have already had at least 3 kids courtesy of "the leader" -- and most of the rest are either married to his lieutenants or promised to the god Zeus. However, you could still find some easy picking among the leftovers -- like the fat girl with a small mustache. Remember -- facial hair makes a person look distinguished.
3. Lots of exercise: In cults, they don't believe in the sissy western lifestyle where member sit on their arses in front of a computer all day. They believe in hard work and discipline -- mostly while the leader makes out with his "spiritual wives" in the next room over. In any case, you can be assured that you will work so hard and in such high heat that the fat (and for that matter your skin) will melt right off.
4. Physical and emotional pain: If you're one of those weirdos that likes to get hit so that they can get excited sexually, you're in luck. A cult will provide literally dozens of opportunities per day for members to be hit, slapped, beaten, and possibly sexually assaulted by the cult organizers. For just the price of constant work and your first-born son, you can be spat upon and made to feel lower than Satan's toilet. Sounds like a great deal, huh?
5. Salvation from eternal hell: Of course, the ultimate benefit and the reason why cults exist is to save their members from an eternal hell. Remember: however badly you get hurt in the cult, God is going to kick your arse twice as hard when you get to heaven.
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