The following is a pie chart explaining exactly what happens in the shower for most people. The two categories are "washing" and "winning fake arguments".
I think that the problem isn't when you have fake arguments in the shower but when you have REAL arguments with fake people ...
Also, where is sex on this chart. After all, everyone knows that happens like ... 50 times per day for me ... yeah. That, and I can kick a football to the moon!
Check out this ... er ... instructional video on how to shower like a man/woman. After all, if nobody told you how to shower, I am sure that you couldn't figure it out on your own.
Just like the title says, sometimes cool sounding things, like sex in the shower, are not always what they're cracked up to be. Watch this cool video from College Humor that shows some of the pitfalls of show sex.
I especially like the end part where the guy pees in the shower. I also thought that it would have been funny to have the guy fart in the shower, or even the girl fart in the shower.
Also, I agree about the part about washing or not washing body cavities when you're showering with someone. On the one hand, it's more hygienic to wash them. On the other hand, it can be kind of a turn off for either or both parties if the other starts doing that.
