Now that we're clear about that, you can watch the video.
As I said, it's simply a video about space, space explorations, and all that junk.
Jeeze, perverts!
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Showing posts with label suck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label suck. Show all posts
Sunday, October 2, 2011
How to Drink Water in Space
Okay, I want to be absolutely clear about this next video for all of the perverts out there. This video is about DRINKING WATER IN SPACE. It is NOT ABOUT SEX. It is NOT SOME WEIRD FETISH VIDEO WHERE A TOTALLY HOT GIRL DOES FELLATIO ON THE END OF A HOSE.
Now that we're clear about that, you can watch the video.
As I said, it's simply a video about space, space explorations, and all that junk.
Jeeze, perverts!
Now that we're clear about that, you can watch the video.
As I said, it's simply a video about space, space explorations, and all that junk.
Jeeze, perverts!
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Another Sucky Video from Funny or Die: Zach Galifianakis, Jennifer Aniston & Tila Tequila
Okay, someone will have to explain this to me. Here, you have Zach Galifianakis, Jennifer Aniston & Tila Tequila -- three A list Hollywood celebrities. You have a website that gets tens or hundreds of thousands of hits each day, a sub 2000 Alexa rank, and a Google page rank of 8. You even have professional staff that works on these movies. And STILL your movies suck. How is that possible, Funny or Die? How is that even remotely possible?
Well, if you don't believe me, just take a look at this next video.
I mean, at no point during this video did I laugh. It seemed like it was a bad (very bad) cross between improv on the side of Zach and some sort of bad acting on Jennifer and Tila's part.
I just don't understand why they can't make these videos funny.
Every so often, I go onto Funny or Die and give them a chance. And, almost every time, the videos end up sucking.
Why Santa why?
Funny or Die Presents 01
Sunday, June 12, 2011
Funny Commercial -- The "Devil"
A friend of mine sent me a link to this viral video commercial the other day, and I thought that I would share it with my readers. Here is a funny video of a house that's been seemingly taken over by "the devil", with people praying, a Catholic priest, and a girl floating on the ceiling. So, is the girl really in the midst of a demonic possession, or is all not as it seems?
Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.
Spoiler Alert: (if you don't want to find out the secret, watch the video before scrolling down).
Okay, so I had to admit that I had no idea that the "devil" in question in the video was actually the "Dirt Devil" vacuum cleaner. I would have never guessed that the girl was actually getting suctioned to the ceiling of her bedroom because of a vacuum, lol.
So, if you guessed that (and I have no idea how you did) you're apparently smarter than I am. Still, you have to admit that the video is very funny, no?
I actually like it when commercials and advertisements like this one spoof popular movies like The Exorcist (which is obviously the movie which is being spoofed here). It's advertising, to be sure, but it's a much less obnoxious form of advertising than, say, a full page banner ad across some website that kicks you to another website when you try and close it. Viral commercial videos like this one make me laugh and maybe, just maybe, make me want to buy the product in question.
Well, I hope that you enjoyed the video.
Dirt Devil-The Exorcist from MrPrice2U on Vimeo.
Spoiler Alert: (if you don't want to find out the secret, watch the video before scrolling down).
Okay, so I had to admit that I had no idea that the "devil" in question in the video was actually the "Dirt Devil" vacuum cleaner. I would have never guessed that the girl was actually getting suctioned to the ceiling of her bedroom because of a vacuum, lol.
So, if you guessed that (and I have no idea how you did) you're apparently smarter than I am. Still, you have to admit that the video is very funny, no?I actually like it when commercials and advertisements like this one spoof popular movies like The Exorcist (which is obviously the movie which is being spoofed here). It's advertising, to be sure, but it's a much less obnoxious form of advertising than, say, a full page banner ad across some website that kicks you to another website when you try and close it. Viral commercial videos like this one make me laugh and maybe, just maybe, make me want to buy the product in question. Well, I hope that you enjoyed the video.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Blog Catalog -- Helping Mentally Disabled People to Be Jerks Since 1995
If you've every thought about registering for and trying to use the "Blog Catalog" (I'm not going to give them a link, jerks) website to promote your blog -- don't; they suck. They banned me recently for . . . ya know, I'm still not even sure. I put up a message in their forums, asking any of the users on Blog Catalog if they wanted to exchange links on their blog roll with me, and possibly followings with Google Followers and Twitter. Apparently, that was enough to get my website banned and my profile taken down. I'm just guessing here because they never emailed me at all to say exactly why they took down my profile; they just removed it.
The subtitle on their website says (or at least used to say) something about "helping disabled people find independence" (or some crap like that). From what I've seen, I think it should be changed to mentally disabled people -- not even the happy, innocent kind but the freaking jerks, like the girl with down syndrome from Family Guy.
If you look carefully at some of the people who work for Blog Catalog, you can probably see better what I'm talking about. I think that the main guy is "Tony B". Here is his profile pic:
I'm trying to decide, from looking at it, which type of mental disability the man has. Mental retardation seems like an obvious candidate, along with a possible fetish for small boys (IMHO, of course :)? It's really hard to say. He, and the other people who work there are definitely jerks. Just looking at him, he is an extremely ugly man and likely hasn't been with a woman in a very, very long time. Girls: would you sleep with him? Guys, would you sleep with him either (the gay ones)? I don't think that many people would, to be honest. The fact that he would even post this pic on a page viewed monthly by millions of people shows that he has some unresolved issues.
"Angie A." (short for arse hole?) seems to be another major player for the website. From looking at her picture, she seems to me to be someone that Family Guy would label as "a backup girl" -- a girl that you date if you can't find anyone better (think Meg). She looks old too. In any case, she too is a jerk, along with whoever else was involved in blocking my account from the website.
In summary, Blog Catalog has a bunch of freaking jerks who work there. Don't support them, and perhaps they'll go away. They suck.
Okay, after subjecting my readers to those pictures, here is some visual relief:
Cute kitten:
Note: I have nothing against Tony or Angie personally. I don't even know them. I just thought that it would be funny to trash them b/c they work for the devil (a.k.a. Blog Catalog).
The subtitle on their website says (or at least used to say) something about "helping disabled people find independence" (or some crap like that). From what I've seen, I think it should be changed to mentally disabled people -- not even the happy, innocent kind but the freaking jerks, like the girl with down syndrome from Family Guy.
If you look carefully at some of the people who work for Blog Catalog, you can probably see better what I'm talking about. I think that the main guy is "Tony B". Here is his profile pic:
I'm trying to decide, from looking at it, which type of mental disability the man has. Mental retardation seems like an obvious candidate, along with a possible fetish for small boys (IMHO, of course :)? It's really hard to say. He, and the other people who work there are definitely jerks. Just looking at him, he is an extremely ugly man and likely hasn't been with a woman in a very, very long time. Girls: would you sleep with him? Guys, would you sleep with him either (the gay ones)? I don't think that many people would, to be honest. The fact that he would even post this pic on a page viewed monthly by millions of people shows that he has some unresolved issues.
"Angie A." (short for arse hole?) seems to be another major player for the website. From looking at her picture, she seems to me to be someone that Family Guy would label as "a backup girl" -- a girl that you date if you can't find anyone better (think Meg). She looks old too. In any case, she too is a jerk, along with whoever else was involved in blocking my account from the website.
In summary, Blog Catalog has a bunch of freaking jerks who work there. Don't support them, and perhaps they'll go away. They suck.
Okay, after subjecting my readers to those pictures, here is some visual relief:
Cute kitten:
Note: I have nothing against Tony or Angie personally. I don't even know them. I just thought that it would be funny to trash them b/c they work for the devil (a.k.a. Blog Catalog).
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