Friday, November 11, 2011

Shootin' The Darn Critters!!!

I've been shooting all the darn critters that keep getting in my back yard lately, but they just seem to keep coming. Darn vermin! I just can't understand what keeps attracting them to my garden. I mean, I have tried horse shoes, hand grenades, steel traps, wire cages, home made explosives, and a whole lot in between, but they just keep coming. I even tried to buy an airsoft gun, but that only seemed to encourage the fellers!

I think that my next plan, if none of these tricks work, is to just call 9-1-1 for several hours a night until they can either help me or I get arrested. I mean, if you can't trust the government, who can you trust?

Do you have any suggestions about how to get rid of vermin? Is a quarter lighter than a feather? What color are his hands now?
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