I've been shooting all the darn critters that keep getting in my back yard lately, but they just seem to keep coming. Darn
vermin! I just can't understand what keeps attracting them to my garden. I mean, I have tried
horse shoes,
hand grenades, steel traps, wire cages, home made explosives, and a whole lot in between, but they just keep coming. I even tried to buy an
airsoft gun, but that only seemed to encourage the fellers!
I think that my next plan, if none of these tricks work, is to just call 9-1-1 for several hours a night until they can either help me or I get arrested. I mean, if you can't trust the government, who can you trust?
Do you have any suggestions about how to get rid of vermin? Is a quarter lighter than a feather? What color are his hands now?
