Monday, November 21, 2011

How to be a king in your own home

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Have you ever wanted to be a king? Well, I sure have. But, I was born poor ... and not inbred. However, good news for all you folks out there that actually have good dental hygiene: now you too can be a king! And, it doesn't even involve sleeping with your sister or having slaves work your land.

In fact, if you are a big or tall man (and I mean big and tall ;), then you can be a king just by buying big and tall jeans! All you have to do is visit the website that I linked to and send me 19.95$ plus shipping and handling to cover ... uh ... my expenses or something. And, even if you don't visit the website, send me 19.95$ anyway. In fact, just send me some money, anything you can spare really ... or don't.

Actually ... do ... even if your kids go hungry.

If you do decide to check out the website, just remember that King Size has lots of jeans in every size to fit every stature. Also, they promise to never call you fat, just because you have a 56 inch waist. :)

King Size: your grandma likes them too!
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