Thursday, May 26, 2011

Steps to becoming a paparazzi

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Regardless of what President Obama says, the economy is not getting better for most of us. Fortunately, there is still a growth industry out there and it's not too late to get a piece of the action. I'm talking about stalking celebrities and taking photos! Tabloids pay tens of thousands of dollars for celebs caught at their most embarrassing moments.

The first step to becoming a rich paparazzi is finding an edge over your competition. You need to stake out a celebrity's residence and do an old-fashioned stakeout. That means hiding a motion activated camera  and voice recorder connected to clarion wireless headphones among their latest awards show swag, so you can track their movements and hear when they are leaving. At that point you can break out a camera equipped with the latest nikon telephoto lens and your ticket to getting money at the expense of stupid celebrities is there to claim.

We here at Future Twits are all about lining our pockets through embarrassing celebrities, although we admit they already do a good job of it on their own.

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