Friday, October 28, 2011

How to be a pimp in Calgary Canada

Have you ever wanted to be a pimp in Calgary Canada? Well, neither have I. But, assuming that you do, then I guess you could probably do it by following these simple steps.

1. Find a house for rent in Calgary: To do this, you could probably go to a site and look for rentals in Calgary. That would be a good way to start.

2. Find some hoes: Next you would have to find some hoes. I have no clue how you would do this. I guess if you deal drugs, you might have some luck with the girls that owe you money. But, even there, you would have to find girls willing to trade money for sex (in a more direct way than dating).

3. Find clients: This is pretty much the same deal as number two, but easier since there are probably a lot of guys willing to have sex for money.

So, yep. That's how you become a pimp in Calgary Canada.


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