Shortest Scientific Paper Abstract Ever? A: Probably Not

I found this little gem of a scientific abstract on the internet the other day, and I wanted to share it on the blog. It's the shortest scientific abstract that I've ever read at only two words: probably not. I guess even hardcore scientists do have a sense of humor.

Shortest Scientific Paper Abstract Ever

 

FYI, the paper is about neutrino physics and superluminal velocities.

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