Mayonnaise and Mustard Bottles Vomiting? Reddit Strikes Again.

I found this gif on Reddit of a Mayonnaise and Mustard bottle vomiting. I hope that you enjoy it. I certainly did.

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Gordon Ramsey: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road according to chef Gordon Ramsey?

See the answer below.

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Women or Bacon? The Religions of the World Can't Decide

Is it better to have lots of women or lots of bacon? Well, that depends entirely on whether you ask Islam or Christianity.

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Robot Chicken: Bane

It's Robot Chicken and a Bane (from Batman) compilation. Enjoy.

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Angry Cat Does Kristen Stewart Impressions

This angry kitty has some spot on Kristen Stewart impressions in his arsenal.

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In Praise of a Boot Planted Firmly in John Stossel's Corn Hole

In a recent article, Fox News anchor John Stossel praised "price gougers" -- people who take advantage of emergency situations to raise the prices of basic necessities, including food, gasoline, and toiletries. He said that long lines could be eliminated by businesses gouging their customers.

What he didn't mention -- or seem to care about -- is that this would disproportionately favor the wealthy in these states. Just like everything coming out of the right these days, the mentality is one of catering to the rich elite at all costs. So, John, are you basically saying that people should be allowed to gouge gas prices because poor people shouldn't be allowed to drive cars after a natural disaster? Maybe businesses should do the same thing with food prices because poor people shouldn't be allowed to eat after a disaster. Is that about right?

Someone needs to take away your millions and make you live for a few years as a poor American. If you ever were one, you've forgotten the experience to the point where you have no sympathy left for them. Better yet, someone needs to take a boot and plant it firmly in your rectum to keep you from talking out your ass.

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The Guide To Trading Candy -- Halloween

The Guide To Trading Candy -- Halloween

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Halloween Kitty Pumpkin Surprise

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Self Concious Seal -- Picture

Submerge they said. No one will see that you're fat they said.

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Why Are Kids Fat? New Theory Emerges

Why are kids fat? Because burgers are cheaper than salads!

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Bacon Bad -- Pizza Special

Ever heard of the hit show Breaking Bad? Well, meet the hit pizza -- Bacon Bad.

Meth-Ham-Feta-Bean.

I need to go to bed earlier ...

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Bane: Still More Facial Expressions than Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart really is just that bad on an actress.

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Kitten is a Muffin Stealing Whore

Poor kitty!

Kitten: Muffin Stealing Whore!

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50 Names for Breasts

Enjoy!

50 Names for Breasts

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Mother's Day Confession Cards

I found this sampling of confession cards that you can give your mother for Mother's Day. With Mother's Day right around the corner, I thought that it would be a timely post.

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Kitties!!!

I've run out of excuses. It's kitties ... and a garden hose.

It's cute.

Kitties + a Garden Hose!

Fruit Story

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Smart Girls: What I Really Do

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The six categories are: "What my friends think I do", "What my mom thinks I do", "What society thinks I do", "What guys think I do", "What I think I do", and "What I really do".

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Colon vs. Cologne -- Spelling does matter

Women: Do you love the smell of your dad's colon? How about his cologne? Well, depending on your answer, you could either be a daddy's girl or have had an abusive childhood.

Here are some more victims of the colon vs. cologne spelling error, courtesy of Twitter.

Colon vs. Cologne -- Spelling Does Matter

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Digorno -- Realistic Pizza Cooking Directions

I found this cool graphic about realistic pizza cooking directions when cooking a Digorno Pizza. This is instead of the more mundane directions usually found on the back of a box that actually makes your pizza come out tasting good.

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It's not delivery -- it's garbage time midnight pizza!

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