Kitten is a Muffin Stealing Whore

Poor kitty!

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John Safran Atheist door knocking skit

If you've ever followed the comedy of John Safran, then you know that he's an atheist comedian extraordinaire. However, nothing gets his blood boiling -- and releases his comedic genius -- like a couple of Mormon missionaries waking him up on a Saturday afternoon.

His revenge? He decides to travel to Salt Lake City, Utah and give the Mormons a taste of their own medicine: by knocking on their doors and teaching them about the truth of Charles Darwin and atheism!



I think that my favorite part of the clip is when the guy says, "I'm a Mormon bishop." Like that's supposed to mean something to John Safran and crew.

But, Mormons aren't all bad. Here are a few sexy Mormon missionary girls for your enjoyment.

Mormon Muffin Girl: I want what she's baking.

Mormon Muffin Girl Collage

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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