Kitten Massage Therapy

Kitten Massage Therapy -- Cats rule the internet.

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Creepy Conversation about Herpes

I am not sure who's creepier in this conversation about herpes -- the neighbor who listened and wrote the note, or the other neighbor who was so loud about such a sensitive subject.

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Why Are Kids Fat? New Theory Emerges

Why are kids fat? Because burgers are cheaper than salads!

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Calendar: Joke with Picture

A calendar walks into the doctor's office. "Doctor," the calendar says, "give it to me straight."

"You've got 12 months," replies the doctor.

Yuck. Yuck.

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Werewolves: A Very Punny Comic

Different types of werewolves:

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CPR Instructions -- Kiss Sensually

Maybe I don't know that much about CPR, but I am pretty certain that the instructions for it don't include "kiss sensually" and "get his nipples hard". Hmm ...

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Ban Life Jackets and Birth Control

As the post says, you should ban both life jackets and birth control.

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Kitty: Drunken One-Night Stand with a Stuffed Animal

I think the sheep likes you, kitty.

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Sexy Girl Warming Up at Olympics

There's nothing sexual about this gif. Nope, nothing.

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Partial List of Gods Humans Have Ever Worshiped

Here is a partial list of the gods that humans have ever worshiped. The full list would be in the thousands, if not tens of thousands.

Which god is your favorite?

Partial List of Gods that Humans Have Ever Worshiped

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Sheep Being a Total Jerk

Apparently, it's not wise to turn your back on a sheep with attachment issues, as illustrated by this next gif. This is similar to many girlfriends.

Sheep with attachment issues

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Valentines Day Surprise! starring Mona Gillen and Kaila Yu

Can you imagine coming home to your sexy girlfriend sharing the tub with a model from FHM? How about if your boyfriend was sharing the tub with a guy from the magazine?

This the dilemma faced by the couple in the next video.




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Booth Babes -- with Swords!

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Sexy Girls with Blue Hair

Do you like girls with blue hair? Do you think that they're sexy? Well, so do I at times. Since I'm bored and stressed tonight, here are some pictures of sexy girls with blue hair.

1. Katy Perry

Katy Perry -- Blue Hair

2.  Scene girl

Scene Girl -- Blue Hair

3.  Another scene girl:

Another scene girl -- blue hair

4.  Anime girls

Anime girls -- blue hair

And, that's pretty much it. So, those are the types of girls who get blue hair: scene girls, anime girls, and Katy Perry. Yep. That's it. Those are the only ones.

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Personal Trainer: What I Really Do

 Ah, personal trainers and their many, many memes. The internet has been overrun by these memes, it would seem.

The six categories are: "What my friends think I do", "What my mother thinks I do", "What society thinks I do", "What I think I do", and "What I really do".

Personal Trainer Meme: What I Really Do.

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Cat + Dog at the Bar

This next picture is full of punny goodness. It's a picture of a dog at the bar having a martini asking, "Ruff Day?"

To this, the cat replies, "Not feline the best".

Oh, the hilarity!

Ruff Day? Not Feline The Best.

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The ... Ahem ... Second Best Thing a Woman Can Put in Her Mouth ...

If only guys were so lucky. Usually, we're not though. :(

The second best thing a woman can put in her mouth

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How Gingers Spread Disease

The moral of this story: never trust a ginger!

Gingers spreading disease

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God: watching the starving kids in Africa

Ever wonder what it must be like to be a god, watching all of your kids starve to death in Africa? I think that this picture captures the idea quite nicely.

God: watching the starving kids in Africa

Those that can help, they help. Those that can't help, they tell the Pope to yell at people about masturbation and birth control.

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Staring at a Woman's Breasts is Good for Your Health

I knew it. I just knew it! Now, science and Fox News back me up. Staring at breasts is GOOD for you.


News: It's Healthy To Stare At Women's Chests - Watch MoreFunny Videos

I have been leading a healthy lifestyle for nearly 15 years now!

I think that this is fake. It's still funny though. 

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