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Kristen Stewart -- Pasty Like a Real Life Vampire

Is actress Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame trying to become a real life vampire? That's what I was asking myself after seeing this picture of her posted recently on an eonline.com article about the actress.

I don't know if the Photoshop guy was just having fun or if Stewart really is so unattractive in real life that they have to airbrush her to look like a vampire, but something is wrong here. This woman is getting paid millions of dollars per year based, in part, on how she looks through a camera lens, and she, her makeup artists, plastic surgeons, wardrobe personnel, and photographers can't make her look any better than this?

There are thousands of others waiting in the wings, Kristen.

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Bane: Still More Facial Expressions than Kristen Stewart

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Evil Queen Charlize Theron -- WTF Mirror?!

In the new movie Snow White and The Huntsman, the main plots line centers -- as in the fair tale -- around a queen jealous of the good looks of Snow White. However, unfortunately, the casting for the movie was rather poor. In the role of the Evil Queen, the movie casts the beautiful Charlize Theron. In the role of Snow White, the movie casts the ... er ... handsome ... no ... annoying ... um ... something Kristen Stewart. This is all explained in the pictures below

Charlize Theron vs. Kristen Stewart: Who Should Be Jealous of Whom?

Mirror Mirror, are you freaking blind?

 

 

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