Showing posts with label bin laden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bin laden. Show all posts

Monday, May 23, 2011

David Letterman - Martin Short's Osama Farewell - Candle in the Wind

Watch this hilarious tribute from Martin Short on the David Letterman Show where he sing "Candle in the Wind" for Osama Bin Laden. If you haven't seen this . . . then you haven't seen it!




So, what do you think about this tribute mocking the death of Osama Bin Laden and his death in Afghanistan? Do you think it's funny, inappropriate, or just overrated? Personally, my favorite part is where he talks about Osama being a "bastard in the sand".
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Sunday, May 15, 2011

President Obama a Muslim? Osama Bin Laden Thought So!

Osama bin Laden thanks America for Barack Obam...Image by Zooomabooma via Flickr
Even though there has been a lot of buzz lately about Osama Bin Laden's porn stash in his compound in Pakistan, I think that the media is downplaying the most interesting fact learned from the raid: that Osama Bin Laden considered President Barack Obama a muslim. Watch the video below (or fast forward to 3:24 if you want to see the pertinent quote).



I especially like the disclaimer of, "Even though Barack Obama is a Christian . . .". Feeling the need to hide something possibly, eh news media? I mean, it's not like someone with the middle name Hussein who went to school in Indonesia for four years that offered religious instruction in Islam each day could POSSIBLY be mistaken by the Muslim world as one of their own. Nope, never.

So, carry on, President Osama . . .

Er, I mean, President Obama.
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Friday, May 13, 2011

Osama and His Porn

osama bin laden t-shirt (1)Image by Paul Keller via Flickr
In case you missed the news from Reuters today, lots and lots of hard core porn has been found on hard drives (no pun intended) seized from the Pakistan compound of Osama Bin Laden. I have decided to take the mildly humorous one.

Here is the irony of the situation to me: this Bin Laden guy swears an oath to destroy western civilization, bring jihad down on the world, win his 72 virgins in heaven, or whatever cooky fundamentalists like him believe. Yet, he still gets his jollies not from reading the "sacred" Koran but by whacking off, probably to pictures of western girls.

Or, perhaps Western guys.

However, be that as it may, it is still indicative of the way that most of the fundamentalists of the world role. After all, it's usually the guy with the loudest voice condemning porn in public that has the biggest porn stash in private.

So, the question becomes: is this a propaganda piece against Osama so that he doesn't become a martyr?

Possibly.

But, any religion that would make a guy who has killed thousands of innocent people a hero is a disgrace to humanity anyway. So, if this little piece of propaganda stops even one Muslim man from blowing himself up in a shopping mall full of Jews, so much the better.


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Monday, May 2, 2011

Opinion: Who should get Osama Bin Laden's 25 Million Dollar Bounty?

“In fact, Osama bin Laden is a pilot of Americ...Image via Wikipedia
Osama Bin Laden was killed in Abottabad, Pakistan on May 2, 2011 by U.S. Special Forces. The question now, however, is who should collect the 25 million dollar bounty (27 million if you count the 2 million donated by the pilots association) for information leading to his capture or death. In this piece, I express my opinion on the question of who should get the bounty.


Before I get to the answer to this question, let me first explore three obvious possibilities for how the bounty should be used and give a little commentary on each of them. These possibilities are listed below:

1. The United States government: This is one possible option for the reward to be distributed, but not a very good one in my opinion. 25 million compared to the annual budget of the U.S. is nothing, something akin to an ordinary person finding a quarter in the vending machine coin return. Even though it might sound good for PR (and I'm sure a few Tea Party types will mention it), I think the money should go to a better cause than something cheesy like paying off the national debt or given as as part of a tax refund.

2. The victims of the 911 attacks: Here again, this is a seemingly good move on paper, but I also think it has a few problems. First, the reward is for information leading to his capture or death. As much as the families of the 911 victims suffered from the terrorist attacks, they didn't directly aid in Bin Laden's capture. Also, this would ignore the suffering of other people, both here and throughout the world, that have suffered at the hands of Bin Laden. What about the families of the victims of the bombing of the USS Cole or the African Embassy bombings?

3. The JSOC and SEAL team: To me, this option makes the most sense. These -- the Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) and the Navy Seals Team 6 -- are the folks directly involved in Bin Laden's execution. Why not give them both the credit AND a small monetary reward? Divided among the approximately 5000 people thought to work for JSOC and in the SEALS team, this would work out to about 5000 dollars a piece -- enough for a nice vacation for the employees' families.

What are your thoughts on what people should do with the money? Leave your ideas below.
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