I haven't forgotten you!!!!

Dear blog: I haven't forgotten you!

I am going to give you some TLC soon. I promise. I've just been busy and lazy.

Blogging is a waste of time anyway. :(

See below. 

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Clothing for a Week: Men vs. Women

These are the clothes that it takes for one week to keep a man/woman happy.

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Single: something that is mistaken as a noun by certain kinds of women.

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women know your role

1. Harry Enfield -- Women: Know your place!



2. Harry Enfield -- Women: Keep your virtue!



3. Harry Enfield -- Women: Don't drive!



4. Harry Enfield -- Women: Conjugal Rights



The sad thing is that there are guys out there -- quite a few guys -- that actually see their wives this way.

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D.A. Jay - Women and Money

I was asked to post this video by someone that I know from Twitter. It's a R&B video with a lot of good looking girls in it, featuring D.A. Jay and a song called "Women and Money".

Leave me a comment below and tell me if you like the video or not.

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5 Sexy Girls in Skirts

It's that time again folks. We here at Future Twits need some SEO and, since pictures of sexy girls seem to be the only thing that we can post that has any staying power in terms of increasing blog traffic, here are five pictures of sexy girls in skirts.

1. Naughty School Girl:

Kind of looks like Kaley Cuoco to me (it's not though).

2.  Victorias Secret White Skirt Bikini:

I wonder if the girl comes with it . . .

 
3.  Cute Skirt from Behind:

Nasty, but funny (but nasty)

4.  Sexy Girl and a Sexy Car:

I wonder which one is faster.


5.  Girl Next Door in a Skirt:

Now that is what I call a cute girl -- awesome smile.

So, to sum up, all of the pic that I chose were of really, really hot girls. However, my question is this: with the abundance of free porn online, why do blog entries like this get any traffic at all? Why are guys fascinated by this kind of in between realm where the girls are half naked but not fully naked? I guess the world will never know.

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