Back in the days before models started to look like
pre-pubescent boys, television and
pop culture had girls that would actually look sexy naked ... or in a bikini ... or with clothes. Foremost among these was the she-diva Marilyn Monroe. Even with her thighs touching (which would mean she was ready for the
fat farm these days), she was still a very, very nice piece of ... candy. ;)
If you don't think that pic is sexy, then, to paraphrase one of my favorite
Youtube personalities, Moppix, you like it up the butt.
P.S. If you're a girl and that last statement applies ... call me.
P.P.S. Just kidding girls.
P.P.P.S. But not really. Send me a message on Twitter.
