Showing posts with label bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bill. Show all posts

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Paying Estimated Bills with Estimated Money

Have you ever wanted to stick it to the utility company for giving you a bill with your "estimated" usage in it -- especially when they overcharge you? Well, try paying them in estimated (Monopoly) money!

Estimated Bill? Use Estimated Money!


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Saturday, August 13, 2011

Bill O'Reilly asks a funny question

Bill O'Reilly comes up with a crazy question during this interview from Fox News.



Which child got his testicles crushed? The one who is the anchor on Fox News :)
Pinheads and Patriots: Where You Stand in the Age of Obama
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Sunday, June 26, 2011

Bill Maher Invites Obama Impersonator on His Show

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Here is a video that I found on Yahoo video that I wanted to share with my readers. Here, an Obama impersonator tells some jokes about the 2012 Republican presidential candidates on the Bill Maher show.

To fill in a little back story, this same impersonator was invited to tell jokes at a fundraiser for the Republican candidates. When he told jokes about the Democrats, the audience laughed. When he started telling jokes about the Republicans, however, he got yanked off the stage.




I think that his jokes are all in good taste and that he is dead on as far as the impersonation goes. If the Republicans don't like him, it's because they don't have a sense of humor. However, I think that goes without saying when it comes to Republicans.
Religulous
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Thursday, March 3, 2011

Attention All Animal Lovers: Stop the Madness in Utah!

ORANGE, AUSTRALIA - MAY 10:  The carcass of a ...Image by Getty Images via @daylife
Attention All Animal Lovers: Stop the Madness in Utah!

We here at Future Twits love feral cats.  We personally support and care for a colony of feral cats.  By working with these animals, feeding and caring for them, they are now more like outdoor pets than feral animals.  Still, these cats will probably never be tame enough to live in a house or be your typical lap sitting, human loving cat.  I ask though, do they deserve to die?  An accident of birth forced them to be homeless and friendless on the day they were born.  These cats keep the mice population down and bother no one.  Should it be someone else's choice if these cats wander from our property to decide whether they live or die?  Please if Utah House Bill 210 passes consider boycotting Utah.  DO NOT visit Utah and support their large tourism industry, cancel business conferences, and avoid buying any product from Utah.  Hit Utah where it will really hurts in their pocketbook.  PLEASE all animal lovers out there this bill is not just for feral cats.  Do we really need crazy animal hating rednecks running around the countryside shooting anything that moves in order to “kill them crazy varmints” that might spread a fictitious disease to their inbred idiot families.  Utah notoriously comes up with really stupid bills and laws.  Please do not support “legalized” animal abuseSTOP THE MADNESS!!!
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Thursday, February 3, 2011

Stephen Colbert's commentary on Utah Law That Allows Cat Decapitations

I just had to share this funny clip from a recent episode of the Colbert Report where Stephen makes fun of a proposed law in Utah about the treatment of feral animals. To bring my readers up to speed on this, Utah has proposed a law that would allow people with a "reasonable suspicion" that a cat or dog is feral to kill that dog "humanely". Interestingly enough, humanely, as defined in the bill, could include methods such as decapitation or clubbing the animal in the head.


If you think that this is a sick way to treat animals and a sure path to idiots killing their neighbors' pets, you're not alone. The bill has created widespread outrage across the country from animal rights activists and concerned citizens alike. However, in his commentary, Colbert "defends" the Utah bill and talks about how the movement to club animals to death might be misunderstood by the public.

Here is his take:


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What do you think? Is the law sick, wrong, or simply misunderstood?

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