Uncle Obama Wants You . . . To Be Gay!!!

Obama is at it again. Not content with destroying our national economy, our health care system, and turning the children of the nation into communists, Obama has now decided to destroy the last moral bastion of our society -- the God given right of people everywhere to hate fags. During his most recent attempt to pander to their vote, he "backed up" Lady Gaga (had to be him -- no other guy would do it) by telling Sodomites everywhere that he would be proud to let gays into the military, to get boyfriends, if nothing else.

We here at Future Twits were able to capture the Twitters of all the Twits at that convention for later publication on our website. We've compiled this into a series of videos that we hope will spark some serious discussion about the issue.

1. Barack Obama comments on Ellen about the rally.



2. Barack political speech about gay rights.



3. More Barack gay activism



4. Muppets teach gay marriage to kids.



5. Westboro Baptist Church weighs in



6. Arkon University students debate gay rights



I hope that these videos have contributed to this important debate.

Silly faggots. Dicks are for chicks!