Sunday, July 3, 2011

At GOP Leadership Conference, Obama Impersonator Tells Racist Jokes?

So, does the Obama impersonator at this conference actually tell racist jokes? Well, not from what I could see. But, the person who came up with the title for the video certainly seemed to think that he was telling them. Watch the video and judge for yourself.




To me, the jokes were funny but not particularly "racist". What do my readers think?
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Friday, July 1, 2011

The World's Oldest Battlefield Player

This old guy has game! Check out this cool video of the oldest Battlefield player in the world. I guess that you're only young twice.



Well, what else are you going to do when you're retired? I guess it's as good a way as any to whittle away the time until you have to die.
Battlefield 3 - Limited Edition
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Don't harass a football player on a flight or you might get beat down!

Don't harass a football player on a flight or you might get beat down . . .



or not :)
Battat Take Apart Airplane
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Controlling the nerds at E3

Deckos Promo GirlImage by San Diego Shooter via Flickr
Have you ever had a large convention like Blizcon or E3 where you needed to keep the unwashed nerdlinger masses from groping your booth babes? Have you ever wanted to just smash the nerds in the face but have been unable to do so because of legal repercussions? Well, look no further for advice of how to keep those nerdy boys in line! Here are five tips to help you control nerds, whether at E3 or any number of conventions.

1. Hire some muscle: There is nothing quite so intimidating to a nerdly man as some hired goons. It reminds the nerd of their high school days and wedgies, snuggies, and the dreaded Tennessee butt-rapey. In any case, it makes the nerds fall straight into line.

2. Pit bulls: If having goons beat the living snot out of nerds isn't your cup of tea, you could always consider having a dog rip the nerd's face off instead. Trust me, these nerds need to know fear. They're taking over the world.

Girls of Brazil Swimsuit 2011 Wall Calendar3. Transvestite hookers: Ah, the bane of geeks everywhere the half-man, half-woman entity that is a transvestite hooker. Just be sure that you bring lots of alcohol for the gender confused nerds to enjoy or regret their ill gotten gains. Dude looks like a lady.

4. If all else fails: Why not just do crowd control the traditional way, using stanchions and velvet rope. After all, sometimes the simplest solution is best.

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Funny video:Firecracker Wake Up Prank

Pranky JokesI found this video the other day on Youtube that I thought was funny enough to post to the blog. It's a firecracker wake up prank, featuring some guy sleeping in a bed and another guy putting fire crackers in a garbage can.



To me, there are several things that jump out and say "fake" about this video. First the picture quality is way too good for a home movie camera to have taken the video, suggesting to me that it was a professional production. Second, if you check out the other videos on this user's channel, they seem to feature the same people as on this channel. Finally, I just don't know too many people that are asleep in the middle of the day like that who just happen to be at a friend's house and in the seemingly perfect position to pull a prank like that. So, in the end, I would have to conclude that the video is a fake.

Still, the video is very well done, and I don't feel cheated out of my time like I have with a lot of the videos that I've watched before on Youtube.

Leave a comment and tell me if you think the video is real or fake.
Pranky Jokes
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