Sunday, April 3, 2011

Joke: Murphy's Bar

Three Irish men were arguing one day about which bar was the finest in all of Ireland.

Said the first one: "McDougal's bar is the finest. There, you buy a drink, you buy a second drink, and McDougal buys you a third drink."


Said the second one: "It isn't so. O'Toole's Bar is the finest. At O'Toole's you buy a drink. He buys you a second drink. You buy a third drink, and he buys you a fourth drink."

Said the third: "No, Murphy's bar is the finest. There, Murphy buy you a drink. Then he buys you a second drink. Then he buys you a third drink, and then he takes you into the back and get you laid."


Said the first two: "Did this happen to you, old friend?"

Said the third: "No, but it happened to my sister."



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