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Man 2: "I am here because I have the smallest head in the world."
Man 3: "I am here because I have the smallest penis in the world."
After agreeing with each of the men that they did indeed appear to be worthy of the Guinness record for these body parts, the reporter waited as each of the men went into the record office and came out one by one. Here is what each man said:
Man 1 (excitedly): "I do indeed have the smallest arm in the world. I'm in the book!"
Man 2 (happy): "I have the smallest head in the world! I'm in!"
Man 3 (confused and angry): "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"
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