American Psycho: Mexican Style

I found this funny video on Youtube, and I thought that I would share it with you.

Disclaimer: I like Mexico. I like Mexicans. I am married to a Mexican. I like Mexican food, Mexican culture, Mexican history, and the small part of Mexico that I have seen. I am not posting this to be "racist". I am posting it because it is funny.


First, watch this video







Now, watch this video.






I'm throwing in a bonus video that is also quite funny.

The Unspoken Pact of the Blogger

As bloggers, we have an unspoken pact. No, it isn't anything as cool as the Harry Potter one -- though that would be cool -- it's far more sinister (evil laugh)!!!

You see, as bloggers we have a sacred duty, a solemn task , an awesome power, a duty and a calling, a whole wheat on rye . . .

Guess what it is yet? No?

We click on each others ads!!!

Why would one do this, may you ask. After all, isn't that cheating? And, after all, what do I want with a soy cappuccino machine or a blog selling comic books anyway?

My son (or daughter) let me tell you a little story.

You see, once upon a time, there was a company named Google. When they first started out, they provided a valuable service to the internet at large. Because of them, no one had to look in a magazine or use the useless Webcrawler enginefor their website address anymore. Instead, they could just type it into the amazing google engine. All the children were happy now because they could now google their names or look at asian porn to their hearts content.





But, one day, an evil witch called capitalism came and infected good Google with a virus called "greed". Instead of providing a valuable service to internet users everywhere, Google began to advertise. And, instead of being good, helpful advertisements about things people might want to buy, they posted useless worthless crap nobody wanted. All of the people were sad.

One day, future twits came by and told the people how to be happy again. Google, in order to push their worthless crap, had decided to start posting their advertisements on their users blogs -- in exchange for a small "royalty" every time someone clicked one of the ads. The evil thing about it (and why Google is so evil in general) is that nobody clicked on the ads because nobody wanted the crap in the ads. So, Google got rich while the peasants starved.




That's where future twits comes in.

The only way to fight against the Google monster is to click on other people's ads -- kind of like a cooperative. See, if I click on your ads, and you click on my ads, eventually we'll get to 100$ and stupid Google will have to actually send us a check, as opposed to all of us working like fools for free.

If you didn't read all this, I don't blame you. Allow me to summarize.

Click on my ads (and I will click on yours in return next time I visit your blog)

Together, we can defeat the Google empire and make them spend the 14 billion or so they have in cash right now! Don't believe me? See for yourself



The end!!!

On a serious note: I actually always do click on at least one ad every time (or every other time) that I visit someone's blog that has ads. I appreciate the effort that you put into your writing, and I want to support it. And, I want to screw with Google a bit :) Everyone needs latte (or cocoa) money.

A very funny Yahoo Question: How many morons work at Yahoo?

I had to post this -- too funny. Unfortunately, the link that you see is from Google Cache; the morons at Yahoo have very thin skin.

Here is the link

And here is the text (copyright belongs to the author, for critical analysis only)

How many yahoo morons work at Yahoo Answers full time/part time?

It never seems to amaze me how many morons yahoo has working for them, full time. I guess the old adage applies here: Misery loves company! What type of work do you think they will be capable of doing if yahoo ever gets taken over by another company? Selling shoes? Cleaning toilets, washing dirty underwear at the local YMCA, sweeping the city streets? You tell me?


My take

Yahoo really does suck. They are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Damn morons.

I remember when I used to spam their Yahoo Answers with advertisements for my blog (when I was just starting out). They kept deleting my accounts. Not cool.

This is also my experiment into search engine optimization. I'll tell you all how it goes.

So, in summary, Yahoo sucks. Yahoo morons. Yahoo deleted my account.

Here are a couple of pictures, if you've bothered to read through this crap.

Five Funny Videos

1. Speaking Teabag




2. Obama vs. Obama



3. Taliban Takeover



4. Stupid or Evil?


Democrats Vs. Republicans: Stupid or Evil? - The best free videos are right here

5. Playstation vs. Wii





Yeah, yeah, it's a lazy ass post. So what?

Rant Bloggers and Get-rich-quickers: two more types of internet blogs

Continued from last week . . .
























4. Rant bloggers

Your girlfriend dumped you. Your best friend stole your wallet. Your mom likes your younger sister better. Your cousin is marrying an idiot. Your girlfriend cheated on you with your cousin. Your dad started dating your girlfriend and now she's your mom.

We get it. Life sucks. You need a place to vent -- somewhere to go where everybody knows your name . . . However, do we care?

Not really. We just think it's funny.

Upside: These guys (mostly guys, a few girls) complain enough to make any of us feel better. Also, out of the 5 types of bloggers, these guys put BY FAR the least amount of effort into their blogs. I'm personally surprised at times that they don't just save themselves the effort and copy long strings of profanity to their pages.

Downside: Their strength is their weakness. THEY COMPLAIN A LOT! How annoying this pessimism gets depends on how seriously they take themselves. A blogger willing to laugh at the suckiness of life is cool. A bitter one is not.

5. Get-rich-quick

























Internet, meet your next millionaires. These bloggers have an idea: whether it's to sell online magazine subscriptions, promote an obscure search engine, run up thousands in profit from Google Adsense revenue (FAT CHANCE!) or even selling a book about how to get rich, these bloggers have the world, the internet, and their chumps . . . er, consumers figured out.

Upside: If you do succeed with this type of blogging, congradulations. You've beaten the system.

Downside: Blogs that generate content solely to make money -- without trying to make content that is also worth reading -- suck.

Sorry, but, to quote a cliche, "THERE AIN'T NO FREE LUNCH"






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