I don't know if this is the worst greeting card I've ever seen -- Hallmark or otherwise -- but it's pretty close. There is no way to your affection to a girl experiencing an unplanned pregnancy than to send her a card like this.
After seeing this, I am questioning again whether or not Harrison Ford is quite possibly the worst actor in the world -- or at least in the top 5 somewhere. Here, he does a skit on Jimmy Kimmel Live where he interacts with Chewbacca from Star Wars
I could tell you about it, or you could just watch the clip for more info.
So, yeah, Harrison Ford ... Um, I just don't know what to say about him after watching that skit on Jimmy Kimmel. His comedic timing was way off, his anger emotion was fake seeming (and not in a campy kind of way), and he just looked and sounded like a used up wash-out.
And this is the man that made Star Wars a franchise?