Kristen Stewart -- Pasty Like a Real Life Vampire

Is actress Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame trying to become a real life vampire? That's what I was asking myself after seeing this picture of her posted recently on an eonline.com article about the actress.

I don't know if the Photoshop guy was just having fun or if Stewart really is so unattractive in real life that they have to airbrush her to look like a vampire, but something is wrong here. This woman is getting paid millions of dollars per year based, in part, on how she looks through a camera lens, and she, her makeup artists, plastic surgeons, wardrobe personnel, and photographers can't make her look any better than this?

There are thousands of others waiting in the wings, Kristen.

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Real Life Barbie?

Ever wanted to meet (or insert favorite verb) a real life Barbie doll?

Well, you might be in luck (though probably still not). A Russian girl has claimed that she has transformed herself into a "real life" Barbie doll. Yes -- through some combination of makeup genetics, plastic surgery, and Photoshop, she has managed to produce a whole series of pictures that make her look like ... well ... like Barbie.

 But, enough with the talk. Here are some hyperlinked images I've managed to find. Enjoy.

Barbie Girl on the Beach

And another,

Barbie with Flowers

 And one more,

Barbie in Purple

So, what are your thought? Is this girl hot, fappable, or just plain crazy? Leave your comments below.

The Photoshop Effect

The Photoshop Effect: the retouching of photos systematically by Hollywood. Check out this short documentary on the subject.



I think that people usually don't realize how many of these Hollywood celebrities are actually quite ugly in person. This girl ... she's cute even without Photoshop.

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