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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Sunday, April 1, 2012
BBC April Fools Joke 2012
Check out this April Fools Joke from the BBC for 2012. I guess the British can be funny ... on occasion.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
YO MAMA SO FAT -- Call of Duty Style!
Check out this funny video telling you why your momma is so fat -- Call of Duty style. "Your momma is so fat that when she dies in Call of Duty, the player gets a 5 person kill streak!"
Awesome!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Viral Video: Screaming Mask Prank
Take a look at this fat guy getting pwned in his office by another guy sporting a mask. It's about as funny as they come!
So, I am thinking that the aftermath of this prank made for some pretty interesting talk around the water cooler the next day. I don't think that the fat guy from this viral video is going to live down this joke any time soon.
However, I have to say that I am not opposed to pranks like this one. If someone gets scared a little but nothing harmful or degrading is done to them, then I think it's all in good fun. I think though that pranks like inserting someone's toothbrush into your rectum and then having them brush their teeth with it or other similar disgusting jokes are a good way to make enemies in life.
So, I am thinking that the aftermath of this prank made for some pretty interesting talk around the water cooler the next day. I don't think that the fat guy from this viral video is going to live down this joke any time soon.
However, I have to say that I am not opposed to pranks like this one. If someone gets scared a little but nothing harmful or degrading is done to them, then I think it's all in good fun. I think though that pranks like inserting someone's toothbrush into your rectum and then having them brush their teeth with it or other similar disgusting jokes are a good way to make enemies in life.
Thursday, June 9, 2011
Jimmy Fallon -- Weiner Apologizes to His "Staff"
Check out this cool video of Anothony Weiner apologizing to his "staff" during a fake press conference, courtesy of Jimmy Fallon. Filled with with double entendres, it is sure to bring laughter to both you and your staff.
Leave your staff's opinion of the video in the comments below.
Leave your staff's opinion of the video in the comments below.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
PLANKING!!!!! (parody) -- Video and Commentary
The girls from the ijustine who made this Youtube parody video satirizing the popular phenomenon of planking, where people take pictures of themselves laying in weird, often public places with their arms straight against their sides. Sound weird?
Well, it's the newest internet craze (with thousands posting pictures of planking on Facebook and other social media websites). Watch here as these hot girls make a mockery of the internet phenomenon known as planking.
All I can say after watching this video is that the one girl is really hot (and the other isn't bad). I would "plank" her in a heartbeat.
If you liked this video by them, they have a few more funny videos that I plan to post with commentary, including one about internet dating.
Give me some feedback on what you think of planking: cool, dangerous, or overrated?
Well, it's the newest internet craze (with thousands posting pictures of planking on Facebook and other social media websites). Watch here as these hot girls make a mockery of the internet phenomenon known as planking.
All I can say after watching this video is that the one girl is really hot (and the other isn't bad). I would "plank" her in a heartbeat.
If you liked this video by them, they have a few more funny videos that I plan to post with commentary, including one about internet dating.
Give me some feedback on what you think of planking: cool, dangerous, or overrated?
Friday, April 29, 2011
Top Ten Predictions for The Office TV Series
Image via Wikipedia1. Jim and Pam will divorce and Jim will declare his undying love for Oscar.
2. Will Farrell will spend approximately half of each episode farting uncomfortably close Stanley's face.
3. Michael will make several return cameos for each show, each time wearing a hat more outrageous than the last time.
4. Pam and Erin will appear topless in at least one episode, possibly while engaged in a Jello fight.
5. Each episode will have theme music composed by the Cleveland Philharmonic Orchestra. This will be performed loudly in the background as the characters drink vodka and beat small children.
6. Holly will be revealed to be a man pretending to be a woman and later a woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman.
7. Erin will make out with Andy, Toby, Gabe, Darryl, Kevin, and Oscar as well as several unnamed guest stars.
8. Dialogue will now be written on the backs of wet napkins and handed to cast member exactly seven minutes before each scene is shot.
9. At least one cast member will wear a shirt during the filming of each episode.
10. Dwight will marry a 17 year old girl from Botswana through a mail order bride service.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Joke: Murphy's Bar
Said the first one: "McDougal's bar is the finest. There, you buy a drink, you buy a second drink, and McDougal buys you a third drink."
Said the second one: "It isn't so. O'Toole's Bar is the finest. At O'Toole's you buy a drink. He buys you a second drink. You buy a third drink, and he buys you a fourth drink."
Said the third: "No, Murphy's bar is the finest. There, Murphy buy you a drink. Then he buys you a second drink. Then he buys you a third drink, and then he takes you into the back and get you laid."
Said the first two: "Did this happen to you, old friend?"
Said the third: "No, but it happened to my sister."
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Joke: Black Baby "Mother" -- 1/2 a word
"Mmmm . . . mmmm . . . moooo . . .," he started to say.
The mother became very excited and exclaimed, "Go on baby."
"Mmmm . . . mmmmoooooo . . . moooottttthhh . . . ,"
"Oh, keep going, you beautiful chocolate baby."
"Mmmmmm . . . mmmmooo . . . moootttthhhh . . . mmmmmoooooottthhhheeeeerrrrr. . . .
MOTHER!"
"Shanene," the mother yelled to her daughter, "go call your father. They baby just said half of a word!"
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Bicycle Joke: More Mexican or More Jewish
The sister responds, "I don't know. Ask Mom."
Next, the little boy asks his mom," Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?"
The mother replies, "I'm not sure. Ask Dad."
Finally, the little boy poses the question to his father, "Am I more Mexican or more Jewish?"
The dad says, "I'm not sure son. Why do you ask?"
The little boy shot back, "Well, a friend of mine has a bike that I want. I want to know if I am more Mexican or more Jewish so that I know whether to steal the bike or to Jew him down to five dollars and buy it."
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| Cute Jewish Girl |
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Katy Perry -- That's Not My Belly Button!
If you missed it, Katy Perry, the singer extraordinaire, made an off color, dirty, yet funny joke at the end of her recent guest appearance on The Simpsons. To see the joke, watch the video below.
Oh, to be muppet Moe Sizlack!
Of course, The Simpsons were playing off of the old "That's not my belly button" joke that I heard growing up. There are many versions out it out there; here is one (this one from aardvarkarchie.com
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
I've also heard a version with a couple the night before their wedding, etc.
Oh, to be muppet Moe Sizlack!
Of course, The Simpsons were playing off of the old "That's not my belly button" joke that I heard growing up. There are many versions out it out there; here is one (this one from aardvarkarchie.com
"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger eather!"
I've also heard a version with a couple the night before their wedding, etc.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Smallest Penis in the World (joke)
I thought that I would treat my readers to a joke that I heard over the weekend that I thought was pretty funny. Here goes:
A reporter approaches the office of the Guinness Book of World Records and finds three men sitting there. She strikes up a conversation with each of the men to find out why they are there. Here are the replys:
Man 1: "I am here because I have the smallest are in the world."
Man 2: "I am here because I have the smallest head in the world."
Man 3: "I am here because I have the smallest penis in the world."
After agreeing with each of the men that they did indeed appear to be worthy of the Guinness record for these body parts, the reporter waited as each of the men went into the record office and came out one by one. Here is what each man said:
Man 1 (excitedly): "I do indeed have the smallest arm in the world. I'm in the book!"
Man 2 (happy): "I have the smallest head in the world! I'm in!"
Man 3 (confused and angry): "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"
A reporter approaches the office of the Guinness Book of World Records and finds three men sitting there. She strikes up a conversation with each of the men to find out why they are there. Here are the replys:
Man 1: "I am here because I have the smallest are in the world."
Man 2: "I am here because I have the smallest head in the world."
Man 3: "I am here because I have the smallest penis in the world."
After agreeing with each of the men that they did indeed appear to be worthy of the Guinness record for these body parts, the reporter waited as each of the men went into the record office and came out one by one. Here is what each man said:
Man 1 (excitedly): "I do indeed have the smallest arm in the world. I'm in the book!"
Man 2 (happy): "I have the smallest head in the world! I'm in!"
Man 3 (confused and angry): "Who the hell is Justin Bieber?"
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