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Clint Eastwood: A Conformist Who Does Hypocrisy His Own Way

2012-02-08T13:01:00.000-08:00

Clint Eastwood (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)

Not too long ago, good old Clint Eastwood showed up in the news again. For those of you who (rightfully) may be somewhat unfamiliar with Clint, he is the actor who portrayed the culturally iconic policeman Dirty Harry in several movies during the 1970's -- a style of over-the-top movie that many cop dramas have tried to imitate since but few have succeeded.

In his latest dip into the public spotlight, he decided to come out in favor of America and American jobs -- a controversial as that position might be to take in life. He did this via some sort of shmuckity-schmuck Superbowl ad where he told Americans to "cowboy up" and make the nation great again. Again, way to take a stand against the grain there, Clint.

Somehow, I have a hard time taking Eastwood too seriously. Here is a guy that established his entire stardom on Spaghetti Westerns and detective movies full of gun violence. Yet, somehow, once he found his star in Hollywood, he decided to bite the hand that fed him and later renounce guns, violence, and the sensibilities most of the people that would be likely to watch his movies.

To me, this is rather like if Ron Jeremy deciding in his old age that he only approves of monogamous relationships or Donald Trump suddenly deciding that capitalism is evil. My thoughts in those situations would be very similar to this situation: sure, but why didn't you decide these things BEFORE you made your money?

Maybe Clint is sincere in his political viewpoints. Maybe he had a change of heart. But, just like Ricky Martin's timing of "coming out" AFTER he made his name as a female heart throb, the timing seems ... convenient.

Walgreens -- Savings You Can Believe In!

2012-02-08T13:00:00.001-08:00

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Walgreens for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

Lately I’ve been worried about the high cost of prescription medications. Costs just keep going higher and higher every year. Now there is a solution to these ever increasing prescription medication costs. Right now Walgreens is offering a special discount on its Prescription Savings Club. You can join Walgreens’ Prescription Savings Club for only $20 a year for individuals or $35 a year for a family membership which includes all immediate family such as: a spouse, dependents 22 and under and even family pets.

Prescription Savings Club at Walgreens

I really appreciate the fact that Walgreens recognizes pets as family members and offers savings on the expense to keep them healthy. Join the Prescriptions Savings Club today and receive discount prices on your prescriptions. When you join the Walgreens’ Prescription Savings Club you will receive discounts on more than 8,000 brand-name and all generic medications. You will also receive discounts on flu shots, pet prescriptions, nebulizers and diabetic supplies. Members also receive bonuses when purchasing Walgreens brand products and photofinishing services.

Walgreens on Twitter

I stay up to date with all the latest news from Walgreens by liking them on Facebook and following them on Twitter. Once you take advantage of the savings found with membership in the Prescription Savings Club, you too should like Walgreens on Facebook and follow them on Twitter. Share the love and gift of savings by spreading the word about the Prescription Savings Club.

Walgreens on Facebook

Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else

2012-02-07T16:28:00.000-08:00

In this Youtube video, Betty Brown -- Evangelical Christian extraordinaire -- explains how to have a proper, Biblical marriage.

I am glad that the Christian god is here to tell us these things, otherwise I might think that it was wrong to have concubines. Now, I think I'm going to get me some of that.

'True 3D' Display Using Laser Plasma Technology #DigInfo

2012-02-04T19:41:00.000-08:00

I found this cool video from a recent technology show. It's a primitive 3-D display using plasma technology.

A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion

2012-01-30T16:01:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wanted to follow a religion but been unsure as to which one? Well, debate no more! Included is an easy flowchart to help you decide which religion to follow in an easy and scientific manner.

Flowchart for Choosing a Religion

Personally, I think that Mayan religion would be cool.

Top 10 New Species Discovered in 2011

2012-01-28T01:48:00.000-08:00

Here is a really cool video I found about the top 10 new species discovered in 2011.

It's amazing for me to realize the enormous diversity of life this planet supports.

THE OTHER HALF OF THE YEAR

2012-01-23T22:21:00.000-08:00

THE OTHER HALF OF THE YEAR

Guest post written by my buddy Bernardo Graham

My husband loves to watch football on DIRECTV Sunday Ticket. During football season, our routine changes. We usually go to my parent’s house in the evening for Sunday night dinner when football is not in season. It is my favorite thing to do on Sundays. My mom is a really great cook. My sister and her husband come over to my parent’s house too. We bring our dogs and spend the evening drinking wineand spending time with family. When football season rolls around, my parents come over to our house or we go to theirs and all of the guys spend the evening watching television. They just don’t sit around the table and visit. They are up in the air, hooting and hollering at the tv. I have to say, I really can’t wait until the end of January so that we can turn the football off and sit down for dinner every Sunday like we do for the other half of the year. Normalcy is quickly approaching, only a few more weeks!

Dmitri Dancing -- A Video Compilation

2012-01-20T16:45:00.000-08:00

One of the trending things on Youtube lately has been a video of this guy named Dmitri from Russia being interviewed in a nightclub by an attractive reporter. At one point during the interview, the reporter says something to make Dmitri very happy, and he ends the interview by doing a series of quirky yet appealing dance steps.

As the original audio for the video is in Russian, I have no idea what the guy actually says. However, the subtitled takes on what he says are quite humorous. Here are my favorite examples:

1. Gibson gets sold ...

2. Bin Laden's Death

3. Dimitri the Virgin

4. And The Original Dmitri video

Of course, if you only came to see pictures of sexy Russian girls, like the one interviewing him, here are a few pics.


Sexy Russian Girl #1

Sexy Russian Pair

Sexy Russian Girl #2

I hope you enjoyed this post! Leave me a comment if you would like to see more posts like it.

Where's Wall-e?

2012-01-20T12:43:00.000-08:00

Can you find Wall-e in the sea of other robots in this very cool picture I found online? More importantly, can you tell which are robots and which aren't? How about identifying where each of the robots comes from?

The Days of Summer!

2012-01-20T01:57:00.000-08:00

When I look back on my joyous days of childhood and remember jumping into the pool, my heart fills with warmth. Of course, at the time, I guess nothing could be further from the truth. I was terrified of swimming in any sort of a pool, let alone the big and deep pool at my local junior high school. All of that changed when I met Mr. Startsky.

Mr. Startsky was an unassuming gentleman. He was a lifelong bachelor, never having been married before (at least not that I am aware). By day, he was a janitor at my school and an assistant coach on the high school football team. But, when he wasn't being just an ordinary guy, he was busy being my pool savior!

Before Mr. Startsky's tutelage, I was a terrible swimmer, and the pool chemicals burned my eyes. I remember many afternoons when I would hang back after gym class to practice swimming, and I would find Mr. Startsky there, just watching me as I made my pathetic attempts to swim in the pool. He would watch me off and on for literally hours while he went about his duties, always with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye, never saying a word. This went on for weeks, until one day Mr. Startsky finally broke the silence. It was at the end of the day, when nearly everyone else had left the pool.

"Say, young man, do you want to learn how to swim properly?" Mr. Startsky called out to me.

"Do I mister?" I replied, "Sure thing!"

"Well boy, just stay there then, right where you are. Don't move a muscle till I come back." With that, he left for almost fifteen minutes. When he returned, to my surprise, he was in an old pair of swimming trunks! Without a word, he jumped into the water next to me.

"Come over here boy!" he called out. I swam over to him as best I could. Suddenly, he grabbed me and turned me over on my back. "This is how you swim boy," he instructed as he gently put his arm under me and moved my arms back and forth. "Exactly like this."

I can't even begin to describe the fun times we had together, frolicking together in the pool, swimming together for hours on end, and then relaxing in the hot tub. You know the best part? I really learned how to swim from old Mr. Startsky, even considering his crazy obsession with pool accessories!

Nopalea -- Try It Today!

2012-01-19T21:35:00.000-08:00

I find that the older I get the more I have trouble with joint pain and inflammation. None of the traditional remedies seemed to have an effect on my increasingly persistent joint pain and inflammation. I was finding that some days I was unable to exercise and even sleep through the night. Now I have found a product that contains antioxidants scientifically proven to treat joint inflammation. Joint inflammation is a leading cause of pain. Now there is an anti-inflammatory wellness drink that can help the body reduce inflammation. Nopalea taken daily helps reduce toxins in the body and promotes overall health. Nopalea is now available to try for free (just pay $9.95 shipping) by calling 1-800-203-7063. Over 3 million bottles of Nopalea have been sold by an established company in business 12 years, whose mission is help people everywhere achieve greater wellness and create wealth for their life purposes. Nopalea helps people purse physical, emotional and spiritual health. Call for your free sample today. With just the $9.95 shipping cost, what have you got to lose? Nopalea contains rare oxidants called Betalains scientifically proven to help reduce inflammation. Don’t you want to reduce your own joint inflammation and promote your own overall health? Try Nopalea today you will not be sorry. Also, check out their Facebook page Nopalea.

Don't Legalize Weed -- Humorous Arguments

2012-01-17T18:28:00.000-08:00

Even though the internet is filled with arguments for why weed should be legalized, has anyone ever considered the humorous reasons why weed should NOT be legalized? If you have never thought about it, watch the next video and see if you agree with the guys from College Humor.

See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

Express Scripts vs. Walgreens -- America's Choice

2012-01-16T14:02:00.001-08:00

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Walgreens for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

If there is a bright center to the universe, then Express Scripts exists (spiritually) on the planet farthest from that center.

At least, that's what I feel about Express Scripts now after reading this statement on their heinous activities towards innocent customers at this link:

Walgreens and Express Scripts

To summarize, Express Script is a company that acts as sort of a middleman between pharmaceutical companies and pharmacies. In January of 2012, Express scripts made the decision to exclude Walgreens from their network, effectively ending Walgreens ability to provide drugs to millions of paying customers. If this wasn't evil enough in itself, the worst part is the people who are most affected: the elderly and veterans. Instead of having the convenience of going to their local pharmacies to have prescriptions filled by pharmacists they know and trust, thousands of elderly folks have been forced to interrupt their extremely hectic lives and sometimes drive minutes or hours out of the way -- often to seedy parts of town -- in an effort to fill their prescriptions for life saving drugs to stave of diseases like diabetes and dementia. These customers are angry, and I don't blame them.

While Walgreens can only do so much to help these folks in situations like this, they are helping. One of the things that Walgreens has done is to start a new program, the details of which can be found here: Prescription Savings Club at Walgreens . For just 10$ per year for families (5$ per year for individuals), customers can join an ever expanding group of users to ensure that their prescription supply comes at a deep discount. Membership in this club includes deep discounts on over 8,000 types of drugs, discount flu shots and diabetic supplies, and reduced film processing.

Walgreens on Facebook

Please support your local Walgreens by following them on Facebook @Walgreens and send a tweet of support today. Stand up for your rights as a customer, for freedom, and for America.

Walgreens on Twitter

2012-01-15T14:33:00.000-08:00

In this Super PAC commercial from comedian Stephen Colbert, a convincing case for Mitt Romney being a serial killer is made.

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Admittedly, the logic does follow from Mitt's statement that corporations are people and from his line of work at Bain. I wonder how many people will take this commercial seriously.

Bad Breath, Hunger, and Alcohol Level Detector Apps for Android.

2012-01-15T14:28:00.000-08:00

Want to check if you have bad breath, are hungry, or are drunk? Well, now there's an app for that. Watch the video below to see what I mean.

Of course, you DO need the fancy attachment that they showed you in the video. However, it's still pretty impressive that they were able to condense down the system to something that could be run from an Android phone.

Ken Jennings Hoe-Jeopardy

2012-01-15T09:57:00.000-08:00

"What is a hoe?" is the question that Ken Jennings picked for this next answer. To me, it seems like just as valid of an answer as the correct answer "What is a rake?" The latter word hasn't been in use since the 1800s, IIRC.

Alex's reaction is priceless.

Shameless Flirtation with a Sports Reporter at a Hockey Game

2012-01-15T00:45:00.000-08:00

I found this little gem of a video that I wanted to share. It's a Blackhawks fan shamelessly flirting with a pretty reporter as she interviews him out on the ice.

The best part was that she seemed genuinely flattered by the compliment.

Official Doctrine for Christianity? A Simple Flowchart

2012-01-14T13:40:00.000-08:00

Nailing Christian doctrine down can be like trying to nail jello to the wall, especially when a stalwart defender of the faith is trying to get people to forget about some of the more undesirable aspects of Christian history. However, I found a simple flowchart online that should go a long way to clarifying what is Christian doctrine and what is not.

Official Christian Doctrine: Whatever is untestable and makes you feel good.

I hope that this clarifies things. This particular flowchart is geared towards the Mormon version of Christianity, but it should work well with other Christian sects too.

Crime Dramas

2012-01-14T03:14:00.001-08:00

Crime Dramas

I appreciate the guest post, Marian Combs

I have a little bit of an addiction to crime dramas. I will watch any of them, regardless of whether or not they’re even really good shows. If there is a marathon of Law and Order: SVU on, I can pretty much guarantee that I will be sitting in front of it, wiling away hours of time that I should really be using to do something productive. I can’t help it; it’s a sickness at this point. I don’t even like CSI: Miami, but I will absolutely sit on the couch and watch back to back episodes on a Sunday. One of my favorites is Criminal Minds. I think it’s one of the few that isn’t completely predictable, and most of the shows are actually fairly intelligent. My least favorite is Law and Order: Criminal Intent, for the sole reason that I can’t stand the character of Goren. He is supposed to be a charmingly neurotic, from what I can gather, but he mostly just comes off as completely crazy for the most part. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still watch it if it’s on. I’ll just be really annoyed by his character the entire time I’m watching it. See if you can Buy Direct TV and see for yourself.

Copper Pipe Magnet

2012-01-11T14:32:00.000-08:00

Here is a cool video of what happens when you drop a magnet into a copper pipe. The time delay in the magnet reaching the bottom of the pipe is caused by the electromotive force resisting the movement of the magnet.

Cat Attacks Singing Birthday Card

2012-01-10T23:24:00.000-08:00

Apparently, this cat doesn't care much for the singing birthday card. With a cheesy song like that playing, who can blame him?

Catholic Guilt: Overcoming Bowel Movements

2012-01-07T10:30:00.000-08:00

What young men do in the privacy of a bathroom isn't just between them and their bodies -- it's also being watched by someone higher. As a result, that ancient evil that all young men -- and some young women -- engage in should be avoided: bowel movements. This next video explains why and how.

Every time you take a number two, Jesus kills a kitten.

Jack Bauer Interrogates Santa Claus

2012-01-06T12:44:00.000-08:00

As advertised, this is a fan-made movie that splices together footage from 24 with that of an old Christmas movie to make it look like Jack Bower is interrogating Santa Claus.

The resulting video is pretty funny.

Bearded Dragon playing Ant Crusher

2012-01-06T08:25:00.000-08:00

I think that this falls under the category of "Aw ... for cute!" videos. It's a bearded dragon playing the video game "Ant Crusher" on an I-pad.

Like I said, "Aw, for cute!"

Depressed Deer Commits Suicide

2012-01-05T14:38:00.000-08:00

Sometimes the challenges of life really are too hard to handle. Take the case of this poor deer in this video. Not only did he find out that he just got laid off from his job, but his doe left him for another buck the same week. Poor fella.

Things would have gotten better, buddy.

India: Rich vs. Poor

2012-01-04T11:18:00.000-08:00

This is another really sad video about the income inequality that exists in the world. In this video, India's rich and poor are juxtaposed.

Sad.

Summary of the Troll Movies -- Best Clips

2012-01-04T01:44:00.000-08:00

Can you ever post too many clips about the now famous Troll movie series on one blog? This author doesn't happen to think so.

Hence, I've posted yet another Youtube video explaining why the Troll movie series is hilariously bad. Enjoy!

Leave a thought on your deep experiences with the Troll movies below.

Robot peels a grape

2011-12-28T01:06:00.000-08:00

I found this cool video not too long ago of a robot peeling a grape. Enjoy.

To me, it's amazing the pace at which technology continues to advance. I find it incredible that -- in only a few years -- we've gone from a discussion of robots that look like the bulky hunks of metal in the Lost in Space and The Jetsons series to ... this.

Uncut Ron Paul Interview - CNN Gloria Borger

2011-12-27T04:59:00.000-08:00

Here is an interesting video that I found of 2012 Republican Presidential Candidate Ron Paul being interviewed by Gloria Borger of CNN news.

Why I found this interesting is because of the approach that Borger takes when she is interviewing Paul. While the first part of the interview is okay, I think that she gets stuck -- quite deliberately -- on questions about Paul's involvement in a newsletter that had some very unsavory aspects to it.

Watch the interview below to see what I mean.

I personally don't see what else Paul could have said in response to the question. He didn't read the content of the newsletter (which is completely understandable, if you're a public figure and have a lot of ghostwriters working for you), he disavowed it, and he basically wanted to move on from the question. What more could he say on the topic?

I personally don't agree with Paul's politics. Frankly, I think about half of his ideas are evolutionarily and possibly good and half are crazy enough that they would destroy the United States if he was in power. But, I do have to give him credit here and say that he was treated unfairly in this interview, and I believe that the mistreatment was deliberate on the part of Borger.

What are your thoughts?

Bonus: Here are CNN's thoughts on the interview.

Here are one of Paul's supporter thoughts on the matter:

Cheesy Movie: Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such)

2011-12-26T22:33:00.000-08:00

If you're into cheesy old Western movies, then check out this particular flavor, brought to us via the magic of Youtube.

Walt Disney - Lambert The Sheepish Lion - 1952

2011-12-25T01:58:00.000-08:00

I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas with this old classic video that I found online: Disney's Lambert The Sheepish Lion from 1952.

I guess now we know what Winnie the Pooh used to do before -- he was a narrator for Disney. :D

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer -- Replaced by Android App

2011-12-24T14:33:00.000-08:00

Santa has decided to modernize his reindeer fleet this year, and unfortunately there has had to be some cutbacks. Rudolph, once the heart of Santa's reindeer group, has been downsized in hard economic times. The reason? There is an Android App out there to replace him.

Poor Rudolph. At least now he can apply for unemployment.

Back Home

2011-12-24T02:30:00.000-08:00

Back Home

This guest post from Edgardo Rosa

It’s so much fun being back home again and I know my family appreciates that I moved to be closer to them. I love my mom so much and it was really hard having a child without her close by and I know that this was the best decision for my husband and myself at the end of the day, you know? Anyway, I found work online like I hoped I would and I spend a lot of my free time each day working on a dinner menu and Home Alarm Systems for the house and waiting for my daughter to wake up from all her naps. It’s been so great having the support of my family to keep me company while my husband works a lot and I know that this was a good decision for us at the end of the day. I love having so many friends here and it almost feels like I never left in the first place – that’s what I’m all about. Having family nearby is the best!

Reporter Congratulates Colleague on Big Hooters Live On Air

2011-12-24T01:07:00.000-08:00

Reporter Congratulates Colleague on Big Hooters Live On Air

I found this next video on Break.com. It's of a reporter congratulating his colleague on having "big hooters" on air. It's not quite as simple as that, but you should watch it to see the full story.

"Congratulations On Your Big Hooters" - Watch MoreFunny Videos

So, does this guy end up in sexual harassment classes or not? Leave your thoughts below.

Baby One More Time - Remixed as Death Metal

2011-12-23T16:20:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered what Brittney Spear's first hit song of "Baby One More Time" would sound like remixed as death metal? Well, wonder no more! This work of genius comes to you via a band named August Burns.

Remixing this as death metal actually does make the song less annoying.

People Enjoy Three Things Online: Stalking Friends, Watching Porn, and Fighting with Strangers

2011-12-23T03:06:00.000-08:00

After an extensive and expensive period of research where I examined the internet behavior of up to five people on a half-assed basis, I have concluded that people enjoy doing three types of things online: stalking friends, watching porn, and fighting with strangers.

As these truths are self evident, I don't feel that I have to prove them any further.

QED

500th Blog Post This Year: Thoughts and Reflections

2011-12-22T22:23:00.000-08:00

Cute Girl Blogging

I just wanted to share a few quick thoughts on my 500th blog post this year (Woo hoo!). It's been quite a journey for me this year, passing through a lot of stories, funny video clips and pictures, short blog posts, and a few well thought out articles. Here are my thoughts on blogging and writing 500 blog posts in a year.

1. It's hard to keep finding new/fresh material: If you're the average blogger and you write a few posts per month, finding new material is easy. You just write a long pieces on some news story that you saw or something funny that happened to your cat, and you're set for another week or two.

However, if you're like me, and you like to post a lot, then it's hard to come up with new material on a regular basis. For this reason, a lot of my posts are funny videos that I've found on Youtube, Break, and other sites. I try to mingle into that some more serious post, and I of course use this as a public forum to occasionally rant about things I find vexing.

2. Traffic is Unpredictable: Despite my over two years of blogging experience now and having written a lot of articles -- some specifically to generate traffic -- it's sometimes really hard to predict which articles will generate a lot of sustained traffic and which ones won't. Sometimes, I will get in the mood to write, hammer out a long piece, post it, and have it get like 10 views or less per month. Other times, I'll post a very short or less well thought out piece -- or even a picture with a small amount of commentary -- and it will get thousands of hits per month. So, I've learned to stop even trying to guess which posts will generate traffic and which won't.

Also, it's hard to keep a constant flow of traffic coming into the site. Sometimes, my traffic will rise inexplicably to 25% or even 50% of what it was the month before. Then, almost as inexplicably, the new traffic just vanishes.

3. Don't blog for money: As I look back on my experiences blogging, I really have to say that even though it's a fun pass time, it's not a good way to make money. You have to find some other reason to sustain you when you blog -- other than money -- because your blog is not very likely to make much money, unless you work very hard and also get very lucky. During my lifetime of blogging, I think that I've made a total of a few hundred dollars. If I work out how many hours I've put into writing the blog, that works out to a few cents per hour, if that. I know that some other bloggers do better, but there are a lot that do much worse as well. If you're serious about trying to get extra income, you're much better off getting a part time job instead.

4. Bloggers that last find something to sustain them: When I first started blogging in 2009, I made it a point to reach out to other bloggers and connect with them through Google connect. All most all of the bloggers that I connected with back then have stopped blogging. I can browse through a whole series of blogs on my Google Reader page that haven't posted anything new in months or years.

I think that the difference between the ones that last and the ones that stop is that the ones that last find something to sustain them, to keep them coming back periodically to add new material. In my case, I treat blogging as hobby, a game to see how many visitors I can get, and a distraction. I am sure that other long term bloggers do something similar.

5. Woo hoo: I am seriously happy that I was able to write 500 posts in a single year. Even though most of my posts are videos with a few sentences of commentary, those posts still count in my book.

If you have any additional thoughts on blogging, feel free to share them below.

Worst Greeting Card Ever?

2011-12-21T20:25:00.000-08:00

I don't know if this is the worst greeting card I've ever seen -- Hallmark or otherwise -- but it's pretty close. There is no way to your affection to a girl experiencing an unplanned pregnancy than to send her a card like this.

Heard you're pregnant

Better yet, here is the inside of the card:

Whore

Do you think that this line of cards will be the next big breakthrough for the Hallmark company? Let me know in the comments section below.

Thoughts on Being a Freelance Writer

2011-12-21T13:29:00.000-08:00

I have a brother who writes articles for a living. Here is some advice for the aspiring freelance writer:

1. Usually, the metric for article writing is in terms of cents per word. According to him three cents per word is the ABSOLUTE LOWEST rate that you should ever accept, and you should only accept that when you're just starting out. To give you some idea, this translates to 15 dollars for a 500 word article.

2. Once you start to become established as a writer, you can expect rates that are much higher than that. I've seen a few of his articles get paid upwards of 28 cents per word and some magazines pay up to a dollar per word. For a 500 word article, this would mean that you should expect 140$ (at the $.28 per word rate).

3. If you're going to do this as a business, keep track of how much time you spend per article.Translate your writing into a dollars per hour rate to see if you're making a reasonable wage. Factor in that you have to pay taxes, insurance, etc.

4. Having said that, if you have other options for professions, you should consider your options. Freelance writing of articles is hard, and you don't get paid vacation, sick days, or many of the perks associated with a full time job.

Seven Secrets of a Highly Asinine Blog Post

2011-12-21T02:04:00.000-08:00

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Have you ever wondered how to take you blog and suck the life out of it with post after post of asinine content? Well, if you have, read on. If you haven't ... go get high or something.

1. Make lists: Everybody these days needs a list to understand life, especially with how badly public education has failed modern students. If any of your points can't be summarized into a four or less words bullet point, you're putting way too much effort into your writing.

2. Restate the obvious: When people want to know about something in life, they don't want to read the thoughts of someone who did their research and thought about the topic for a long time before writing. They want someone to tell them facts that would have taken them less than five seconds to figure out on their own. If you're writing a how-to entry -- say about how to put on a door knob or something --, be sure to write: "Read the directions" at least once in your post. After all, if someone can't figure out how to do something, the last thing they'd thing to do is read the directions.

3. Stay vague -- very vague: If you want to make your posts especially annoying, make sure to put tons of generalities in them. Don't give specific, useful information, like telling someone to increase pageviews on old blog entries by using the Tweet Random feature and to tweet out their old blog posts at least 4 or more times per day. Such specific information is way, way too useful. Instead, try to stay as nebulous as possible by chanting slogans like "use Twitter" or "write good content". If anyone one looks for specific advice on how to do this, be sure to back up these general statements with more general statements, like "To write good content, be creative and write about things that you know". If all else fails, just fall back onto point number two.

4. Put ads everywhere: Believe it or not, folks really don't visit your blog to be entertained or to read useful things. They click on your blog mainly for the purpose of clicking on your ads. So, make sure to stuff ads literally EVERYWHERE in your posts. Follow this up by putting in-text affiliate links to some piece-of-crap product that nobody wants to buy or that is an obvious scam ("Make 10 million dollars online your first year, 100% guaranteed!). It really helps people to facepalm when they read your posts.

5. Rip off content: If all else fails, just rip off the content of another blog. Don't worry about obvious copy right violations and lawsuits to follow. Just make sure to scan/reblog/"borrow" as much crap as you can from as many sources as you can and you'll be fine.

6. Write crap English: If your native language isn't English and you are some peasant farmer in Indonesia making 4$ a day, then blogging is obviously the job for you! This way, you can write difficult to decipher sentences, like: "Friend, I share with your kind affiliate link of highest honour. You should be kind to receive and click link for profits in fast time." Sound completely natural and native to me.

Well, that's a summary of a few ways to write asinine blog posts. If you think of any ways I missed (or if you think I'm an ass), be sure to let me know in the comments section.

Shaving Hairy Legs Tutorial -- Hot Girl

2011-12-20T23:44:00.000-08:00

I'm not going to lie guys. This next video is pretty much me appealing to the basal sexual instincts of my mainly male audience. It's a hot Asian-looking chick that give a "tutorial" on how to shave your (hers, someones) legs. In the video, she shows off her long legs ... a lot.

So, yeah, she's shaving her legs. It's hot.

Islam: Penalty for Apostasy? Answer via Richard Dawkins

2011-12-20T13:05:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered what the penalty for apostasy is in Islam? Well, here with a very simple answer is a clip from a debate involving Richard Dawkins and an Imam of the Muslim faith.

So, the penalty for apostasy in Islam is death -- a fact readily admitted to by the Imam.

This is one reason why Islam is actually a very scary religion: they still believe in all of this killing apostates crap.

A few observations about Twitter

2011-12-19T23:29:00.000-08:00

Image via Wikipedia

Here are a few observations about Twitter:

1. More followers is always better (or at least no worse) than few followers. If nothing else, you just don't have to interact with more people at once than you can handle.

2. You get "street cred" when you have tons of followers. I have about 50K or so (under a Twitter account of the same name as my handle here), and I have everyone from aspiring hip hop artists to minor celebrities contacting me.

3. Unless you're Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber, there really is no sure fire way to build a huge following. Mostly, people will follow you if you follow them back, and vice versa. Justunfollow is very useful for this.

4. If you get 1 out of 10 or even 100 to interact with you long term, you're probably doing really well. There are a lot of bots and a lot of zombie accounts on Twitter.

Pranks on Unfortunate Trick or Treaters -- 2011

2011-12-19T14:27:00.000-08:00

This video has some pretty funny pranks on Trick-or-Treaters from a 2011 episode of Jimmy Kimmel.

I think that my favorite prank is the kitty litter prank. The girl just looks so overly disgusted when he is scooping the kitty litter into her bag.

I just hope that the kids got compensated for their trouble.

Capturing video at the speed of light — one trillion frames per second

2011-12-19T13:53:00.000-08:00

Ever wonder what it would be like to see a pulse of light hit a soda bottle, propagate through, and exit the other side? Well, seeing something like this is possible, if only you have a camera fast enough. In the next video, the MIT Media Lab shows off a camera where they are able to take 1 trillion (!) images per second, enough to see the propagation of light as something other than an instantaneous event.

Dating Losers: Frustrated Video Dater - Blooper

2011-12-19T13:09:00.000-08:00

So, this next video seems fake to me, but it's well done, so I will let it slide. It's a video of a supposed video of a guy from the days when people did "video dating on cable. At then end of the video, the guy completely flips out on camera.

To me, the flip out at the end is the tell for the video that the thing is fake. The reactions for the guy in this part of the video just seem ... forced, for lack of a better word. Maybe I'm wrong though and the guy that was making this video really was that weird.

Leave a comment and let me know if you think that the video is fake or not.

Jimmy Kimmel - I Told My Kids I Ate All Their Halloween Candy

2011-12-18T23:03:00.000-08:00

I found this clip from the Jimmy Kimmel show, and I wanted to share it, even though it is a little mean spirited. It's a compilation of a contest where parents told their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy and then videotaped the kids responses and uploaded the responses to Youtube.

Let me know if you think that this was funny or just in poor taste.

How to clean your house for rental in Austin Texas

2011-12-18T22:57:00.000-08:00

If you have ever tried to get a property or a house ready for rental, you'll know what I am talking about when I say that a lot of work and effort go into getting the property ready. In fact, the task of cleaning a house for tenants is so daunting that, in many cases, it may cause a potential landlord to think twice before putting a rental unit on the market. However, if you have ever faced this problem when prepping a rental unit and you live in or near Austin Texas, then I have found the perfect website for you: http://www.thesteamteam.com/austin-cleaning-services/.

On this website, you can find the services of the The Steam Team -- a locally renown team of professionals based in Austin Texas that work hard to ensure that your cleaning and servicing needs are met in an orderly and professional manner.One of the specialties of the team is the use of activated charcoal for odor removal, a service which is essential for anyone thinking seriously of renting their house in Austin Texas. They work hard so that you don't have to!

Try out The Steam Team today, and leave a comment letting me know what you think of their services. Thanks.

Scrubs for Men

2011-12-18T22:48:00.000-08:00

If you're looking for hospital scrubs for men, you might have a hard time finding quality scrubs. I know that every time I've looked for them I sure have. But, you need look no further in your quest for quality hospital and surgical wear. I found a website that might be of interest for you: http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Men/. On it, you can find many suitable and quality scrubs for men pieces, meaning that all of your hospital wear problems will be solved.

I have included a picture of the front page of the site for your reference.

Hospital Scrubs for Men

I think that the picture speaks for itself as to the quality of these doctors scrubs. If I were a doctor, I know where I would be buying my scrubs from now on.

If you try out the website, leave me a comment and let me know how well you like the doctor's scrubs that you find there. If the quality is as good as shown in the picture, I may buy some as a present.

Checking out my friend's new LG phone

2011-12-16T19:00:00.001-08:00

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of LG DoublePlay™ for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

So, my friend just signed up for a new T-Mobile account, and he let me check out his new LG Doubleplay phone that is exclusively available at T-Mobile. The first thing that I noticed about his new phone was the cool dual touch screens (hence, the name -- DoublePlay, :-P ), with one of the screens being a larger (3.5 inch) upper display and the other being a lower (2.0 inch) screen embedded in the full QWERTY keyboard. I am envious, because this screen is a lot larger than the screen on my phone.

LG DoublePlay™

Second, I noticed that his new phone has a much nicer camera than mine. It's a 5.0 Megapixel camera, which is a lot better than my 1.0 piece of garbage. Also, the coolest thing is that he has an actual flash -- via an LED light -- on his camera. I've never seen that before on a cell phone. I wouldn't be at all surprised if this trend caught on and I see a lot more phones with LED flashes for the camera. Better yet -- and another reason to be jealous -- it will record movies in up to 720p HD!

Probably the third thing that I noticed about the phone was that it came with some pretty cool social networking features. First, it has a nice keyboard for Facebook and texting. While I don't text that much (maybe 20 or so times per month) and don't really do social networking from my phone, I know that this kid is a texting freak! So, I am hoping that this phone will serve him well. Also, the phone has some cool cloud features -- including group text and chat sessions -- that should help both him and other users that need to share content with large groups. All of these features are built on an Andriod "Gingerbread" OS too, so it should be easy to download games and new apps. I wonder how Plants versus Zombies would look on TWO screens?

So, if you're thinking about getting a plan with T-Mobile, be sure to check out the LG DoublePlay today. Also, if you do, leave me a comment and let me know how you like the phone. Do you text a lot on your phones and use Facebook and Twitter on them, or do you just mainly use your phones for calling?

Jimmy Kimmel - I Gave My Kids a Terrible Present

2011-12-16T03:18:00.000-08:00

I think that I should probably post this video before literally everyone on the freaking internet has seen it.

As a short description, it's a compilation video of viewer responses to a request from Jimmy Kimmel to post a video where parents pretended to give terrible presents to their kids for Christmas. Among other things, this included a half eaten sandwich.

If you want to see more, just check out the video.

I think that the reactions of the kids in the videos are priceless. It's funny, yet it's not super mean. And, kids are resilient -- stuff like this bounces off of them like water off a duck's back.

David Deejay featuring Dony - Sexy Thing (DJ Darone Remix)

2011-12-16T02:31:00.000-08:00

I was asked to post this video by someone that I know from my Twitter account: @futuretwitblog. If you like the music, you should check out this guy's Youtube channel. It's David Deejay featuring Dony: "Sexy Thing".

So ...

The girls in the video are hot, obviously. I wouldn't expect anything less from a major Hollywood production.

The song is ... not terrible, IMHO. It's not quite my taste, but I wouldn't want to tear my own ears off if I was being tortured with it for 18 hours straight. This is in contrast to say most Justin Beiber songs.

Robots Preparing Popcorn and Sandwiches (short version)

2011-12-16T02:16:00.000-08:00

If I told you that two people named Jamie and Rosie were preparing sandwiches without assistance, your reaction would likely be, "Big whoop." However if I told you that, instead of people, Jamie and Rosie were robots, you might be a little more impressed.

It really is only a matter of time before the robots take over. They get more capable every year while humans stay about the same.

CLASH Cloth Climbing Robot

2011-12-16T02:13:00.000-08:00

I found this cool video not too long ago of Clash: a robot with the ability to scamper up a piece of cloth.

While this certainly doesn't live up to the cool robots in the terminator movies (or even the gay robots of Star Wars fame), one certainly has to wonder how far off these robots actually are. If they can do this now, just think of how advances the robots will be 50 years for now. After all, just think of what a "computer" or "the internet" looked like 50 years ago.

Amazing Magnetic Device!

2011-12-15T02:23:00.000-08:00

So, this has to be some of the coolest science that I have seen in a long time. It's a magnetic device that allows you to levitate a small disk above the object using magnetic repulsion. You have to see it to believe it.

From what I understand, the trick works by taking advantage of an unstable equilibrium point in the combined magnetic field that is above the bottom plate. Normally, this would mean that the disk would come crashing down after a while, but the bottom plate further compensates for this by having a feedback loop that controls a number of shim fields embedded in the plate.

Pretty amazing stuff, if you ask me.

God: Being an Asshole --One Natural Disaster at a Time

2011-12-14T23:41:00.000-08:00

The caption says it all: God: Being an Asshole --One Natural Disaster at a Time!

Do you think that this is unfair to god? Does this hurt his or her or its feelings? Do you think that if god gets angry enough, it will stop sending floods to kill people?

God: Being an Asshole --One Natural Disaster at a Time!

Creationist Spout Opinions about Evolution -- Hilarious

2011-12-14T23:30:00.000-08:00

Have you ever wondered why people who believe in the literal creation of the Earth by God as depicted in the Hebrew Bible get little respect from the atheist and scientific communities? Well, watch the following video and see where you think the problem lies.

It's not bad to be ignorant per se, but to be willfully ignorant really is a bad thing, especially with the availability of information via the internet.

Note: These are actors reciting messages from Christian message boards.

Watch Closely: It Looks Dirty But Is Actually Funny

2011-12-14T14:17:00.000-08:00

For all of my blog readers with perverted minds: the following clip looks dirty, at first. But, it actually turns out funny in the end.

Well, what on earth did you THINK the video was going to be about? Huh?

You people need girlfriends/boyfriends ... :D

Lite Brite Robot Flipping The Bird

2011-12-13T20:43:00.000-08:00

I found this cool image from the bendweekly.com website when you try to hot link to any of their pictures, and I thought that it was so funny that I would hot link it on my blog. It's a brite lite robot flipping you off for hot linking.

Awesome!

Robot flipping the bird!

Marcie & Anthony Webster - Never Enough (Official Music Video)

2011-12-13T01:38:00.000-08:00

I saw this video on the website of my fellow blogger Ricky Lee Potts, and I enjoyed it so much, I just wanted to repost it to my blog. If you've never checked out his blog, you should take a minute and do so. He does an excellent job with his posts, and he puts a lot more effort into writing than I do.

If you want to know more about the singer, Marcie Joy, check out this website.

New Rules for the Military Branches -- Funny

2011-12-12T17:44:00.000-08:00

Note: I didn't write these; I copied them off a friend's Facebook post. I just thought that they were clever enough to repost.

Marine Corps Rules:
    1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one.
    2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough.
    3. Have a plan.
    4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work.
    5. Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a '4.'
    7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive.
    8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (Lateral & diagonal preferred.)
    9. Use cover or concealment as much as possible.
   10... Flank your adversary when possible. Protect yours.
   11... Always cheat; always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
   12... In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance, or tactics. They will only remember who lived.
   13... If you are not shooting, you should be communicating your intention to shoot.

Navy SEAL's Rules:
    1. Look very cool in sunglasses.
    2. Kill every living thing within view.
    3. Adjust Speedo.
    4. Check hair in mirror.

US Army Rangers Rules:
   1. Walk in 50 miles wearing 75 pound rucksack while starving.
   2. Locate individuals requiring killing.
   3. Request permission via radio from 'Higher' to perform killing.
   4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted.
   5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75 pound rucksack while starving.

US Army Rules:
   1. Curse bitterly when receiving operational order.
   2. Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.
   3. Curse bitterly.
   4. Curse bitterly.
   5. Do not listen to 2nd LTs; it can get you killed.
   6. Curse bitterly.

US Air Force Rules:
    1. Have a cocktail.
    2. Adjust temperature on air-conditioner.
    3. See what's on HBO.
    4. Ask 'What is a gunfight?'
    5. Request more funding from Congress with a 'killer' Power Point presentation.
    6. Wine & dine ''key' Congressmen, invite DOD & defense industry executives.
    7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets.
    8. Declare the assets 'strategic' and never deploy them operationally.
    9. Hurry to make 13:45 tee-time.
   10. Make sure the base is as far as possible from the conflict but close enough to have tax exemption.

US Navy Rules:
    1. Go to Sea.
    2. Drink Coffee.
    3. Deploy Marines

Drive Thru Fire Wallet -- Magic Trick

2011-12-11T23:02:00.000-08:00

If you want to see a juvenile drive through prank, you should watch the following video. It's a pretty awesome magic trick involving a wallet that starts on fire.

I hate you so much ...

2011-12-11T16:19:00.000-08:00

A friend of mine posted this E-card to Facebook not too long ago, and I wanted to share it. Ever have someone that you hate so much that you just want to kill them -- either literally or figuratively? Well, this might be the E-card for you. It reads: "I hate you so much that sometimes I watch CSI just to get pointers on how to kill you and not get caught".

So, what's the vote: should I send one of these to my ex-wife?

Lol, just kidding.

Sort of ...

D.A. Jay - Women and Money

2011-12-11T02:06:00.000-08:00

I was asked to post this video by someone that I know from Twitter. It's a R&B video with a lot of good looking girls in it, featuring D.A. Jay and a song called "Women and Money".

Leave me a comment below and tell me if you like the video or not.

Rock Music Played on The Harp

2011-12-10T21:59:00.000-08:00

I had a good friend post a harp cover of a rock song today, and I just had to share it and some other videos with you. If you've never heard harp music covers for pop songs before, prepare to be amazed.

1. Requiem for a dream

2. Evanescence - My Immortal

3. Linkin Park - Numb

4. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses

5. Bring me to life - Evanescence

6. Don't Stop Believing - Journey

7. Fireflies by Owl City

Don´t judge too quickly (The best 1)(Não julge rapidamente)

2011-12-10T16:53:00.000-08:00

I found a compilation of funny commercials that I wanted to share with people about not judging too quickly. They're all from a mortgage company called Ameriquest, but they're still high quality.

Note: the music in the video is very annoying, so you may want to mute your speakers to watch the video.

Gregorian Chant - "Dies Irae"

2011-12-10T15:11:00.000-08:00

From time to time, I like to post music that I find beautiful or inspiring that is a little off the beaten path. This particular music is nothing new, but it is very pleasing nevertheless. It's a Gregorian Chant called "Dies Irae".

Hot Girls Explain Rules of Rugby!

2011-12-10T00:58:00.000-08:00

Okay, so this next video of a bunch of hot girls explaining the rules of rugby is a shameless appeal to skin to get hits on the blog.

But, it's hot girls ... and rugby ... so I'm not going to apologize for it. :)

The Rules To Rugby - Watch more Sports

Thanksgiving Humor: Turkeys Mooing!

2011-12-10T00:42:00.000-08:00

Here is a humorous image that I found during Thanksgiving but never had a chance to post. It's of a turkey mooing to fool a blind farmer, as you can see.

I am always looking for funny pictures like that one, so, if you find any, just leave me a message in the comments (or on Twitter) and I will post them. Thanks.

Fat Kid Stuck in a Sinkhole

2011-12-08T22:44:00.000-08:00

I feel sorry for this kid. I really do. Unfortunately for him, I don't feel sorry enough for him not to post this video.

So, yeah, it was a fat kid stuck in a sinkhole. I don't know what else to say about that video.

Cool Magic: Impossible straw and pin trick

2011-12-06T12:52:00.000-08:00

If you like cool magic tricks, you should check out this next video featuring a straw apparently passing through a solid object.

Spherical Flying Machine -- U.F.O. ?

2011-12-06T00:48:00.000-08:00

This is a pretty cool video from Japanese researchers where they built the world's first publicly known spherical flying machine. Is this the realization of the Roswell U.F.Os? Probably not. But, it's still some cool science and a cool video.

Spherical Flying Machine - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Cool Juggling + Dubstep = Win!

2011-12-04T14:01:00.000-08:00

Just when you thought that life couldn't cram another dubstep video into your mind, you get hit with this gem of a video. It's ... cool.

Also, the juggling is pretty cool too.

Dubstep Makes Juggling Cool - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Hot girl juggling

Hot Chick Can Make Her Boobs Dance

2011-12-04T13:53:00.000-08:00

I think that this video is pretty self explanatory and doesn't need a lot of commentary. If you're a guy or a lesbian, you'll probably enjoy this video a great deal. If you're not, it's hard to tell.

That's A Nice Trick - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Old Men Punching Match at Awards Ceremony

2011-12-04T00:58:00.000-08:00

I am not sure why, but this video appeals to my juvenile sense of humor. It's two old men punching each other at an awards ceremony.

Old Men Fight During Ceremony - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Cat Amazed by Car Ride

2011-11-30T23:42:00.000-08:00

This cat is absolutely amazed by this car ride.

See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

Michael Buble: Heckled by Mom + Surprise Duo

2011-11-29T23:57:00.000-08:00

I found this charming video of the singer Michael Buble getting heckled by some kid's mom to the point where he actually lets the kid sing a duo with him.

Michael Buble Heckled By Mom - Watch MoreFunny Videos

The neat thing about the video is that the kid turns out to be a pretty good singer. Now, I don't know if the video was fake in the sense that the kid is a plant in the audience or if it's just an example of confirmation bias (i.e. the video is viral because the kid was a good singer instead of a mediocre one). However, if it is a real video, then it's a unique one.

Police officer slaps big-mouthed teacher

2011-11-29T01:39:00.000-08:00

Watch this video of a cop slapping a teacher that slapped him first.

I think that the worst part of it is that she cries ... after slapping him first!

Beer + Leaf Blower + Office Chair = Hilarity

2011-11-29T00:19:00.000-08:00

So, what happens when you combine one guy with more juevos than brains, a high powered leaf blower, and office chair, and a stunt that smacks of Jackass 4: Amateur submissions? You get a video like the following.

Blown Away - Watch MoreFunny Videos

See, most of his problem could have actually been avoided if he had just secured the bottom of the chair or if he'd just turned off the leaf blower to stop.

Completely Honest Job Interview

2011-11-29T00:06:00.000-08:00

Ever wondered what it would be like to be completely honest in a job interview? Well, watch this next video and find out!

Yeah, that's about how Corporate America works sometimes.

Best line of the video, "I need the money because I've got a bit of a cocaine problem."

Shitflix -- Netflix's Newest Spinoff?

2011-11-28T03:20:00.000-08:00

Is Shitflix the newest spinoff from the popular online movie company Netflix? Well, probably not. But, the idea of taking all of the worst movies from Netflix and putting them into one place is comedy gold for the guys from College Humor.

See all the CollegeHumor Original Videos here.

Gollum: He Went to Jared!

2011-11-27T22:39:00.000-08:00

Where did Gollum from Lord of the Rings get his ring? Well, he went to Jared, of course!

Gollum: He went to Jared

Watch the floor of the ocean freeze solid!

2011-11-25T13:09:00.000-08:00

This next video has some pretty amazing science behind it. It is actually one of the rare instances when the floor of the sea, despite the salt water around it, will freeze solid over a short area.

The effect is that, as an iceberg melts, it ejects a heavy brine solution of cold water that sinks to the bottom of the sea floor. As soon as this brine touches the bottom of the sea, it freezes all of the life there solid, including the unlucky star fish in the video.

The "Brincle" Ice Finger of Death - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Science is amazing, no?

Deer Tries to Hump Hot White Girl

2011-11-25T12:57:00.000-08:00

I actually kind of wish that I was kidding about this next video, but that's actually what the video is about. It's a sexual very confused deer and a white girl who is a bit of a tease. It's, from what I can see, very real and very disturbing.

Young Buck Tries To Mate With Young Girl - Watch MoreFunny Videos

So, yeah, the strange things that people and animals do on camera.

Sexual Experimentation; The "Turducken" Experiment

2011-11-24T22:20:00.000-08:00

I found this funny but somewhat disturbing cartoon online the other day. It's an "experiment" (probably sexual) between a turkey, duck, and chicken to make a "turducken".

If you enjoy cartoons such as this and want me to post more when I find them, just let me know by leaving a comment.

Hot Chinese Girl Gives Sheep Dog a "Ride" ;)

2011-11-24T20:32:00.000-08:00

Wow, check out this video of a hot Chinese girl giving this sheep dog a "ride". It's a super awesome video, just her, the sheep dog, and a "ride".

Chinese Girl Gives Sheepdog A Bike Ride - Watch MoreFunny Videos

Well, what in the hell else would I be talking about? You sick bastards!

Junk in Your Trunk?

2011-11-24T20:23:00.000-08:00

Have you got lots of junk in your trunk? No, not that kind of trunk! Not even an elephant trunk! I am talking about tons and tons of junk that you keep in the trunk of your car, or even in the trunk in your attic that is just taking up space and you don't know how to toss.

If you do and you live in Bellaire in Western Texas, you should call for Bellaire Junk removal. The people on the other end of the phone are experts at helping you remove junk from your trunk, or just taking the whole trunk period.

A guy named Rick posted on the website and said that the removal of the junk was fast, the team professional, and the junk was removed. You trust Rick, don't you? Men named Rick don't usually lie.

So, call today. If you don't you'll be sorry. If you do, you'll be happier. :)

Long Sleeve Tops from Aeropostale

2011-11-24T03:35:00.000-08:00

This is another assignment from Blogvertise were I actually feel okay with recommending the product. This one is a plug for the Aeropostale site, specifically for long sleeve tops. I actually have a couple of shirts that are long sleeve tops from Aeropostale. Both of them are comfortable, fashionable, and super stylish. Aeropostale is actually one of my favorite places to shop. I always shop at the store though, but I guess it never hurts to shop online once to try it.

I have included a screen shot of the tops in the post. I am seriously thinking of buying one for Christmas. I think that a couple of the blue ones look spiffy.

Aeropostale Long Sleeve Shirts

Cool Online Site for Celtic Wedding Sets

2011-11-24T03:27:00.000-08:00

Wow, I can't believe it. Blogvertise actually assigned me a task to write about a site that I could see myself visiting without being paid! This particular site has Celtic wedding jewelry on it. Just from looking at the site, the jewelry looks pretty awesome. I have included a screen shot below:

Celtic Wedding Jewelry

I have to say that, just looking at the rings in the picture, some of them look pretty snazzy -- like something out of Lord of The Rings. I also notice that they come in a range of styles and prices, so it's a good deal for someone on a budget.

So, wow, good call for once, Blogvertise. I think that I can actually recommend this website without having to resort to not-so-subtle sarcasm or mindless sentences to fill up space.

Deer Slams into Guy on Mountain Bike

2011-11-23T01:12:00.000-08:00

This is what happens when a guy riding a bike get run over by a deer. That actually looks like it hurt a lot.

I'm not sure if it's real or not but, if it is, then it looks like it hurt ... a lot!

Buck Slams Into Mountain Biker - Watch MoreFunny Videos

The Birds IRL: UC Davis Chancellor Katehi walks to her car

2011-11-22T00:29:00.000-08:00

#UCDavis If you were a chancellor at a school (UC Davis in this case) and the students did this to you, this would be about the right time to start questioning your job security.

In this video from November 2011, Chancellor Katehi of UC Davis is scene walking to her car while a huge mass of students stares on in complete silence. It's surreal in how strange the moment obviously is for the Chancellor.

As a bit of background, during an earlier peaceful protest as part of the Occupy Wall Street movement, cops at UC Davis pepper sprayed several non-violent protesters. As head of the university, Katehi authorized the police presence at the protest and the removal of the protesters from the school grounds. The backlash by students, faculty, and the board of regents at the school towards Katehi for her decision was immediate and severe, with several sources calling for her resignation.

This protest was a way for the students to show displeasure with the actions of the cops in this incident.

Is it just me, or does this remind anyone else of a scene from The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock?

Bonus: Here is a video of the police pepper spraying the protesters.

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