Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Hey I just met you and this is crazy ... kitten style

Have you seen those business cards that begin: "Hey I just met you and this is crazy ... " and then go on to ask the other person out on a date?

Well, kitties, being very clever, have adapted this suggestion to their own personal needs, as demonstrated by this picture below.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but I'm your kitten so pet me maybe?

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The Logic of Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: The Next Generation is a highly enjoyable show to watch. At the same time, the logic behind the show is flawed. Among other things, it doesn't make sense to send the officers of the Enterprise out on  dangerous missions time and again while the grunts have things easy.

This is clearly illustrated  in the following picture.

Dangerous mission? Better send down your 4 chief officers and your second in command.

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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Sh*t New Yorkers Say

People from New York. They're just like everyone else -- only worse.

Having never lived in New York, I can't vouch to the veracity of the claims made in this clip.


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Friday, May 25, 2012

Partial List of Gods Humans Have Ever Worshiped

Here is a partial list of the gods that humans have ever worshiped. The full list would be in the thousands, if not tens of thousands.

Which god is your favorite?

Partial List of Gods that Humans Have Ever Worshiped

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Some Thoughts on Natural Male Enhancement Via Enzyte

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Vianda for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

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We've all seen him before.

And, once you reach a certain age and can read the adult inuendos between the lines sufficiently to know what is being hinted at, most of us guys have wanted to be him at one time or another.

Are we're talking about Superman, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, or God? No, it's someone far more special.

It's Bob.

You know ... Bob. Bob, the Enzyte guy. Bob the smiling, always happy, always popular-with-the-ladies guy, Bob the spokesman (or beneficiary ?!) of natural male enhancement , courtesy of Enzyte.

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The Bible + Circular Reasoning = Wheel of Power!

Pop quiz:

Why is the Bible infallible?

A: Because it is the word of God.

Why is it the word of God?

A: Because the Bible says so.

Why believe the Bible?

A: Because the Bible is infallible.

And round and round the merry-go-round goes.

Circular Logic of the Bible
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Monday, May 21, 2012

Creative Ways to Fail a test

As the title says, it's several creative ways to fail a test.

Creative Ways to Fail a Test

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Traditional Marriage -- Explained by the Bible

Have you ever wondered what traditional marriage is? Well, let's just ask the Bible.

I am not sure which of those is the worst. My first thought would be for the rapist and his victim, although the male soldier + prisoner of war one is pretty gruesome too.

Which "traditional marriage" from the Bible do you think is most horrific?



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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Rihanna and Her ... Deep Lyrics?!

Rihanna is quite moved by the songs she makes. And, when we say moved, we're not just talking about her taking one to the face from Chris Brown between takes. No, she claims that she has literally been moved to tears (again NOT the result of Chris Brown) by the lyrics in her songs.

Yep, you heard that right. Rihanna is moved by how deep her songs are.

But, don't take my word for it. Take the word of the anonymous and probably mendacious picture below.

Rihanna -- deep song lyrics ... like "rude boy" ...



Just to page view whore, I've decided to include an additional picture of Rihanna.

Rihanna -- biting her thumb

Do you bite your thumb at me sir? Well, yes I do.


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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Sheep Being a Total Jerk

Apparently, it's not wise to turn your back on a sheep with attachment issues, as illustrated by this next gif. This is similar to many girlfriends.

Sheep with attachment issues

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Friday, May 18, 2012

Valentines Day Surprise! starring Mona Gillen and Kaila Yu

Can you imagine coming home to your sexy girlfriend sharing the tub with a model from FHM? How about if your boyfriend was sharing the tub with a guy from the magazine?

This the dilemma faced by the couple in the next video.




If that wasn't enough skin for you for the day, here are some random pictures of booth babes to go along with it.

Booth Babes -- with Swords!

I hope you enjoyed another deep and thoughtful post, brought to you by Future Twit.


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Getting in Shape for Diablo 3

As the description says, some of us need a little bit of help when we're getting ready to play Diablo 3.

Getting in shape for Diablo 3

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Sh*z Mormon Moms Say

It's shiz that Mormon kids say. Of course, they can't use that term. It's against their religion. :-)




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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Pictures of Trayvon Martin as a Teenager

Most of the stuff that I post on this blog is designed to be lighthearted in nature and to make people laugh. However, every once in a while, I decide to post something a little more serious. This is one of those posts.

Let me start out by saying that the situation with the shooting involving Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman is a complex one. Obviously, Zimmerman should not have followed Martin. Obviously, Zimmerman following Martin didn't give Martin the right to start beating Zimmerman. For many reasons, this is just one situation where I am willing to reserve judgement until more information comes to light.

However, that said, I am willing to address media bias on one factor. See, for some reason, every picture of Trayvon Martin that seems to come across the AP makes it look like he was 10 years old. He wasn't. At the time of the shooting, he was already a very large and imposing teenager.

So, I thought that I would post a picture of him as exactly that: a teenager. Here is the first picture I found from a Google Image Search. Apparently, this is from his Facebook page.

Picture of Trayvon Martin from Facebook

This is a second picture, this time of him in a football uniform.



I don't know if either of these pictures are fake. I have no way of knowing that. However, I wanted to post them anyway for two reasons.

First, I think that the media posting pictures of Martin as an adolescent is disrespectful to Zimmerman. Martin was not a teenager at the time of the shooting. Period. Although there is no way to prove it one way or the other, I really feel that the media's constant portrayal of Martin using the famous adolescent picture is meant to bias the public.

Second, I also strangely think that the media is being disrespectful to Martin. Underneath the surface, it's almost as if they're implying that the only way that a black male can be a sympathetic character is to show pictures of that person as an adolescent. I think that this is simply not the case, and I wanted to help the media correct this problem.

What are your thoughts on the Martin -- Zimmerman debacle?

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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Sexy Girls with Blue Hair

Do you like girls with blue hair? Do you think that they're sexy? Well, so do I at times. Since I'm bored and stressed tonight, here are some pictures of sexy girls with blue hair.

1. Katy Perry

Katy Perry -- Blue Hair

2.  Scene girl

Scene Girl -- Blue Hair
3.  Another scene girl:

Another scene girl -- blue hair

4.  Anime girls

Anime girls -- blue hair

And, that's pretty much it. So, those are the types of girls who get blue hair: scene girls, anime girls, and Katy Perry. Yep. That's it. Those are the only ones.


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Personal Trainer: What I Really Do

 Ah, personal trainers and their many, many memes. The internet has been overrun by these memes, it would seem.

The six categories are: "What my friends think I do", "What my mother thinks I do", "What society thinks I do", "What I think I do", and "What I really do".

Personal Trainer Meme: What I Really Do.

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White Shorts -- Every Girl's Way of Saying She's Not on Her Period

I just thought that this photo is ... so awesome. Maybe it's the primate in me, but it's just so cool.

Yep. It's a hot girl in white shorts. She's not on her period, okay?

White Shorts -- She's Not on Her Period

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This is Why You Should Check Which Number You Text ...

If you're thinking about starting a fight with someone via text message ... don't. However, if you still insist on starting a fight via texting ... at least get the number right.

Here is yet another example of someone who texted the wrong number and spent hours fighting with a stranger for nothing.

Text Message Fighting with the Wrong Number



Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Sunday, May 13, 2012

My Review of Powow Text Messaging Software for Android

This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of POWOW Messenger for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.

In this article, I would like to give my readers a brief review of the Powow Text Messaging Software from Android. I downloaded the software a couple of days ago, and I have been using it ever since. My thoughts are below.

The first thing that I notice about the software is that the interface is both colorful and clean. This is a nice improvement from the texting software that comes standard on my phone, where everything is white and on the same level. With Powow, the interface breaks up messages into various colored bubbles, so that it's much easier to keep track of long conversations. I have included a screen shot of this feature below.


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For me, the coolest thing about Powow is not the interface; it's the fact that you can easily send out a text to multiple users at the same time. Using the built-in texting software, I am not even sure if this is possible, let alone do I know how to do it. With the Powow software, you just have to click one of the buttons in the upper right hand corner of the screen (see above). It's pretty intuitive.

So, if you do a lot of texting on your phone and you're looking for software to enhance the experience, I would recommend downloading Powow. Even if you're not that big of a texter, the better interface and some added capabilities versus standard texting software should be a major selling point in favor of Powow.

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If you do decide to download the software, leave your comments below and tell me what you think.

P.S. Readers: you should thank me for providing a screen shot. It turns out that taking a shot on an Android phone is not at all a trivial task. Basically, you have to download the Android SDK, plug your phone into your computer, and then do a screen capture via the SDK debugging software. If you want more information, just do a Google search on the subject.

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Saturday, May 12, 2012

Mitt Romney Had Poopy Diapers -- Would Make a Bad President

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Just when you thought that the latest Mitt Romney bullying scandal was shocking enough, even more bad news has emerged from the history of this evil man. News outlets are now reporting that Mitt Romney is alleged to have had poopy diapers as a toddler.

When asked about this incident, Mr. Romney side-stepped the question. "My infancy is a long time ago," said Mr. Romney. "While I can't say categorically that I never had poopy diapers, I can say that sounds like something I wouldn't do. Pooping is bad for the economy, and I am all about the economy."

"He is obfuscating," famed internet blogger and blowhard Perez Hilton is alleged to have said in reply. "I just find it completely hypocritical that he would criticize people for their choice of anal activities when he himself was at one time an active participant in anal excretions."

"Now, what we have to remember here is that ... I personally, speaking for myself on this matter, think that it's okay to poop in a diaper," allegedly said President Obama when asked about the incident during a White House press conference. When pressed further, the President denied connections to a pushing incident with a constipated girl in Indonesia. "She was the only other black girl in my school, and I knew that she had constipation," President Obama admitted during the interview. "However, what I did was not a hate crime. It had nothing to do with her being black ... or with her lacking the ability to pass fecal matter."

Uncle Henry from the Romney family also weighed in on the incident. "Mitt pooping as a child really got to me later in life. Just having to smell that disgusting odor made me turn to a life of crime and shoe fetishes from which I have never recovered. Consequently, is that man wearing a size 5?"

Shoe Fetishes ... One High-Heeled Girl at a Time


Updates to this story will be posted as they occur.
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