Sunday, October 30, 2011

Milk: I am the 2%

I found this funny picture, playing off the Occupy Wall Street theme. Milk: I am the 2%. Enjoy.

Milk: I am the 2%


Personally, I support the Occupy Wall Street movement generally, although my specific views on it are quite nuanced. How about you?
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Nissan commercial --Boobies!!!

The new Nissan Pathfinder, now with independent front suspension, anti-lock brakes, and a free pair of boobies with every purchase.



I really don't know why they don't make more commercials like this one. I am ready to go out and buy a Nissan Pathfinder right freaking now.
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Getting divorced

Contributed by Milford Woods

About a year ago, my ex-husband and I got divorced. We were only married for four years, and we have no children together. I thought that we were in love, but very soon after we were married we both started to realize that we were not compatible long term. We just had too many differences, both about how we thought our lives should look and what our long-term goals were. To be honest, we should have never gotten married. Now that I am single again, I have purchased my own home. When we divorced, we sold our home and split the profit. I have been renting for the last year, and I just closed on my first house about a month ago. I decided on fixed-rate energy for my home through shopelectricityratestexas.com in order to have a better handle on my monthly budget. I have always been very organized, and I try very hard to stick to a tight budget. While the divorce was very hard on me, I am excited about the future and what it will bring. It is always exciting and a little scary to think about starting over.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

5 Funny Cat Gifs

This is kind of a test post to see if the html code from Photobucket will work on Blogger. If it does, then there will be 5 funny cat gifs on here by the end of this post.

1. Kitty gymnast:




2. Drunk Kitty:



3. Cats on Slippery Floor:



4. Cat Watching a Tennis Match:



5. Dramatic Cat:




It looks like I got 3 out of 5 to display -- not bad.
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Arizona man gives the best description of a car accident EVER!!

I found this gem of a video on Youtube. It's an Arizona man giving the best description of a car accident that I have ever heard. It's funny to watch and to hear.



The guy is such a redneck that he doesn't even know that he's one!

Rednecks having fun
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Sexy surprise for your husband/ boyfriend/girlfriend -- scrubs

One of the sexiest things that any woman can ever do for her significant other is to surprise him or her with a set of nice clean scrubs. Indeed, in a hypothetical survey, men prefer their girlfriend in a nice set of scrubs to Michelle Phan in slinky lingerie. It's true. 100 percent. Absolutely. Yep. If you don't believe me, check out the following website: http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Women. Aren't those lingerie just unbelievably sexy?

If you're still not impressed, I guess you could go ask any girl on the street in Mumbai. My hypothetical survey results predict that, 10 to 1, they should prefer to wear a doctor's uniform even more than they would prefer a date with George Clooney. I'm serious. Completely. Totally. Yep.

Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts.

Friday, October 28, 2011

6000 children starve to death in India EVERY DAY

This is a particularly sad video that I found on Youtube. It's about the nearly 6000 kids that starve to death in India every single day of the year.



It's times like this that I have to reflect on how lucky I am. I could have been born into this life, but I wasn't.

Also, I think that it tells all of us that we need to do what we can to help our fellow human beings. If I could, I would help these people. I am doing my part by trying to advance science.

Sexy Indian Girl

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How to be a pimp in Calgary Canada

Have you ever wanted to be a pimp in Calgary Canada? Well, neither have I. But, assuming that you do, then I guess you could probably do it by following these simple steps.

1. Find a house for rent in Calgary: To do this, you could probably go to a site and look for rentals in Calgary. That would be a good way to start.

2. Find some hoes: Next you would have to find some hoes. I have no clue how you would do this. I guess if you deal drugs, you might have some luck with the girls that owe you money. But, even there, you would have to find girls willing to trade money for sex (in a more direct way than dating).

3. Find clients: This is pretty much the same deal as number two, but easier since there are probably a lot of guys willing to have sex for money.

So, yep. That's how you become a pimp in Calgary Canada.

One of the cutest pictures of a girl I've ever seen!

I found this pic on a blog called cute and bronzed. They had hot linked it from a Tumblr site, so I don't think that it's of the blog author. Also, it's obviously been air brushed, etc. Still, it's one of the cutest pictures of a girl that I've seen in a very long time. Enjoy.

Hot girl pic


Hot, no? Also, it's somewhat artistic.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Dance Pole Dance Battle -- Which Hottie Wins?

Check out these hot chicks battling for dance pole supremacy. It's one of the coolest videos that you'll see online.


Hottest Dance Battle Ever - Watch MoreFunny Videos
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Dad attacks referee

Ever wondered what happens when jerks, alcohol, and testosterone combine at a kids' soccer match. Well, my guess is it looks something like this dork beating up a hapless referee.



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Review of Blue Sky Scrubs Website

I just got through checking out the website for Blue Sky Scrubs, and I thought that I would write a review of the site. Just so you know, I am getting paid for this post from the same company, but I don't think that this will influence my review one way or the other.

The first thing that I notice is how nicely the site is laid out. Here is an example of the design, which can be found at http://www.blueskyscrubs.com/categories/Scrubs/Scrubs-for-Women/Original-Scrubs



The layout of the page is very nice, and I would definitely say that it's high enough quality that I would consider ordering from them. The model is pretty cute too.

In addition, they have 100 cotton scrubs for order on their website, which would be nice for sleeping. I am actually considering buying a pair of scrubs just for that purpose.

So, if you're curious, check out the website.

KY


Posted by Winford Tillman

I never expected us to ever leave Georgia, but when my husband showed me pictures of a great farm that he wanted to buy, I was persuaded to look at it. Six month later, we were making the move to Kentucky. I never expected to move or to own a farm, but I have to say, that I absolutely love our new way of life. The house that we bought is situated on one hundred beautiful acres. The home is from mid-eighteen hundreds and is truly grand. We have done a lot of updating and restoration, but it has turned out absolutely beautiful. The home is a Greek Revival style. The best way I can describe the house is looking like Tara, set on blue grass, where in the distance you can see the mountains. I found a great architect who specialized in historic preservation. I also added BOONS CAMP ADT security system through out the home, which was easier to do than I thought. I am truly happy at our new home and can’t wait to celebrate our first Christmas here!




















































Tuesday, October 25, 2011

My Weird and Messed Up Blog Traffic Patterns

Girl Blogger
I just thought that I would write a blog entry with some observations about my weird and messed up blog traffic patterns. I have just been reading sites like Problogger to see if anyone else has these types of traffic patterns, but I haven't found any others. The problem?

In short, my traffic patterns are strange.

During a typical month, I will get something like 60% of my traffic from Google searches, 25% of my traffic from referring sites (mostly from Twitter accounts with a combined 60K followers), 10% from direct visits, and 5% from random other sources (like Digg, for example). Combined, I'm hitting a little over over 5K visitors per month. So, what's my complaint?

Out of all my traffic, I would say that less than about 5% actually goes to new posts.

When I post a new video, thought, or article, I am luck if I get a dozen people clicking on that article.

Most of my traffic goes straight to a bunch of picture compilations that I put up, with the posts with pictures of fat girls, pictures of Emma Sugiyama, and pictures of girls in skirts being the top three usually.

Now, I'm not complaining about traffic by any means. I just wish that more people would listen to what I have to say instead of just hitting my site for pictures.

Does anyone else have this problem? Any thoughts?
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Floppy Drives Play Imperial March From Star Wars

This is a cool video that I found on Break not too long ago. Here, a kid uses a series of old-style floppy hard drives to play the Imperial March theme from Star Wars.


Floppy Drives Play Imperial March From Star Wars - Watch MoreFunny Videos
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GCleph's "Tha Top" Album Preview - AVAILABLE ON iTUNES & AMAZON NOW!!

Here is some new music that I was asked to post on my blog by a guy from Twitter. It's GCleph's "Tha Top".



It's not really my style, but I'm not a huge fan of the genre. How do you like it?
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Monday, October 24, 2011

Sesame Street: Smell Like A Monster

Pretty much like the title says, it's Sesame Street doing a parody of the Old Spice Guy with Smells Like a Monster.


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Raytheon Sarcos Modified Ditch Witch

This is seriously one of the coolest things I've seen in a while. It's a modified ditch witch that has been turned into a robot, courtesy of the Raytheon Sarcos corporation, based in Utah.




I am just amazed how far robotics technology has advanced in the last few years. Something like this would have been unimaginable only a few years ago.
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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Cheesy Pickup Lines in The Park

 For some reason, I really like these cheesy pick up lines videos. Here is another one.



I think that things like this take balls on the part of the guys. I mean, it's a way cool video just because of that. I think that the girls should go out with them just because of that reason. 
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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Build A SOLAR POWERED LIGHT For UNDER $3!

This is another really cool video about how to help poor people with limited resources to lead better lives. It's a video talking about how solar lights are built for under three dollars U.S.



I am happy that even this little gesture can help the people in the video.
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Friday, October 21, 2011

Graph of God's Power over Time

I think that this is the most accurate representation of God's power over time that I have ever found. Lol.


Graph of God's Power Over Time
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PUPPET BREAK-UP (dir. by Sam Macaroni)

I found this on Youtube. It's a show about puppets breaking up with human girls. I don't know what else to say about it than that.


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Cop Tossed out of Van in Traffic Accident

Watch this cool video where a hapless cop is tossed out of a moving van.


Getting Tossed Out Of A Van Like A Boss - Watch MoreFunny Videos

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

SEXY HALLOWEEN COSTUME: Vlog 20

This is a cool video that I found on Youtube, and I wanted to post it before Halloween. It's a girl that decided to make the sexiest Halloween costume ever: a supply depot from the popular game Starcraft.



The girl making the video is cute enough that she actually kind of pulls that off.
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Even Celebrities Have Failed Blogs: Kayley Cuoco

Ordinary people and house moms with too much time on their hands aren't the only ones with blogs that can fail. As it turns out, even big time celebrities can have failed blogs. Case in point? Kaley Cuoco of the Big Bang Theory.

I was cruising around Youtube earlier, watching random videos, and I came across one that said Kaley had an official blog on Tumblr at kaleydreams.tumblr.com. So, I decided to go check it out. Surprise, surprise, she only has three entries, and she hasn't written since March of 2011. I am not sure, but I am guessing that her blog is dead.

One of the few pictures that she did have though was of her and Johnny Galecki -- a costar on the show -- hugging. The two used to date for a long time and then broke up to be "just friends". However, when people are taking pictures like that together when they're "ex-whatevers", it usually means that someone is still getting some sugar. I think this is kind of sad because she is way too good looking for him. Oh well, I guess it's nice even short guys can get hot girls from time to time.

For your troubles, here is a pic of Kaley Cuoco.

Kaley Cuoco


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Quantum Levitation -- Very Cool Science

I found this video on Youtube a few days ago, and I thought that I would share it on my blog. Here, we have a super cool video of a superconductor levitating over a magnetic field.



The physics behind superconductors is pretty amazing. One of the interesting things though is that the circulation of the superconductor around the magnetic track is NOT without friction (if we define friction as the loss of energy to heat). Actually, inhomogeneity in the magnetic field of the track will create voltages as the superconductor passes through it, which will cause eddy currents to flow. These eddy currents will eventually dissipate themselves as heat, meaning that the orbit of the superconductor around the track will not last indefinitely (although it will last for a long time).
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Where's Waldo? movie trailer

Where's Waldo? Watch this cool movie trailer to find out!



I remember reading the Where's Waldo books when I was a kid. I am glad that someone made a parody of it. Honestly, it's a much better parody than many of them that I find on Youtube. Some of them are very unfunny.
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Dog afraid of Julia Roberts

This is what happens when you show your dog a picture of a girl as ugly as Julia Roberts.



Julia probably reminded him of the ugly poodle that always used to hit on him in preparatory school.
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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Jedi Kittens Strike Back

It's Return of the Jedi -- kitten style.



I love this clip. It's so cute.
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Shortest Scientific Paper Abstract Ever? A: Probably Not

I found this little gem of a scientific abstract on the internet the other day, and I wanted to share it on the blog. It's the shortest scientific abstract that I've ever read at only two words: probably not. I guess even hardcore scientists do have a sense of humor.


Shortest Scientific Paper Abstract Ever
 


FYI, the paper is about neutrino physics and superluminal velocities.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Guy Grabs 1000 Pairs of Breasts in Russia!

This has to be one of the most interesting videos that I've seen in a long time. Here, we have a video that starts out with a guy shaking hands with the Russian President, Vladimir Putin. Then, the video goes on to show how, before the guy shook hands with Putin, he grabbed at least 1000 pairs of Russian girl breasts.


1000 Girls, Two Hands, One Epic Month - Watch more Funny Videos

All I can say about this video is kudos to the guy who came up with the idea. Not only did he get to shake hands with a famous man and make a video that went viral, but he grabbed the breasts of 1000 women with no social, economic, or personal repercussions.

This guy is the ultimate baller.
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Picture of Brian from Family Guy in The Peanut Butter Jelly Dance Suit Done Completely in Punctuation

I found this cool picture of Brian from Family Guy on a friend's Facebook page today, and I thought that I would repost it to my blog. It's a picture of Brian in the "peanut butter jelly" dance banana suit but done completely with punctuation. Epic.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Closing in on 200 Visitors Per Day for My Blog

I just wanted to write a quick post to note that my blog is closing back in on 200 visitors per day. A few months ago, it had traffic levels well above this, but then I changed over to www.futuretwit.com from my former blogspot address, and the traffic levels fell to where I was barely getting over 100 visitors per day for a while.

I am also much more optimistic about the traffic this time. The cool thing is that about 70% of my traffic, on average, comes from search engine traffic, which means that it might have a lot more staying power than the traffic that comes from Twitter. Also, the traffic this time around is spread out over a lot more of my entries than it was before. Previously, I used to have one or two entries that would get all of my traffic and the rest of my entries would have a few hits here or there.

If you have any strategies to generate traffic for my blog, please leave them in a comment below. Thanks.
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Bull Gets Revenge on Bullfighter

Pretty much like the video says, this video is cool because a bull got revenge on a barbaric bull fighter. Unfortunately, that probably WON'T teach him.


Bullfighter Gets Flipped By Bull Twice - Watch MoreFunny Videos
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Best Death Scene Ever

What happens when you combine a ninja throwing star, a guy in a white suit, and overacting at its finest? You get the best death scene ever!




Sexy Ninja Girl
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Short Movie Review: Real Steel

2.5 out of 5 stars

Evangeline LillyEvangeline Lilly (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)
Real Steel is your typical Steven Spielberg fare: awesome CGI and action scenes intersperced with crappy dialogue, overacting, and plot contrivances. Centered around the relationship between former boxer Charlie Keaton (Hugh Jackman) and his estranged son Max (Dakota Goyo), the movie is a typical boxing film set in the near future and featuring robot fighters instead of humans. Along the way, it manages to somehow stuff into the plot a one-dimensional romantic relationship between Charlie and childhood sweetheart Bailey Tallet (Evangeline Lily), a dance montage between Max and his fighting robot Atom, stereotypical evil-Asian and evil-white-girl characters (Karl Yune and Olga Fonda), and dialogue so stilted and unrealistic that not even an excellent performance from Mr. Jackman could save it.

If you're a fan of Michael Bay movies, you'll probably enjoy the movie's over-the-top and melodramatic performances. Otherwise, I would watch it once on Netflix (or the pirated version online) and save the ticket money for a better movie.

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News Anchor Mocks Kardashians

Check out this awesome video that I found on Youtube where a news anchor mocks the Kardashians after an interview for a local news station.



I thought that the anchor's description of Kim was right on the money.
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